you are pulling my plonker...

unknown_username

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
BURNShurtz	Small blind		150.00	150.00	3315.00
bluemacaw	Big blind		300.00	450.00	2700.00
	Your hole cards	7 7
Lurch390	Fold
ALIVEHAT60	Fold
bhoys1888	Fold
BURNShurtz	Call		150.00	600.00	3165.00
bluemacaw	All-in		2700.00	3300.00	0.00
BURNShurtz	All-in		3165.00	6465.00	0.00
BURNShurtz	Unmatched bet		465.00	6000.00	465.00
BURNShurtz	Show	7 7
bluemacaw	Show	7 5
Flop
		3 5 5
Turn
		8
River
		A
bluemacaw	Win	Three 5s	6000.00		6000.00

unknown_username

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
TheOffice	Small blind		20.00	20.00	3675.00
cantona21	Big blind		40.00	60.00	2615.00
	Your hole cards	Q Q
911911779	Call		40.00	100.00	2555.00
shannon202	Fold
ken62	Raise		200.00	300.00	7585.00
BURNShurtz	Raise		840.00	1140.00	2025.00
TheOffice	Fold
cantona21	Fold
911911779	Call		800.00	1940.00	1755.00
ken62	All-in		7585.00	9525.00	0.00
BURNShurtz	All-in		2025.00	11550.00	0.00
911911779	All-in		1755.00	13305.00	0.00
ken62	Unmatched bet		4920.00	8385.00	4920.00
911911779	Show	2 2
ken62	Show	Q A
BURNShurtz	Show	Q Q
Flop
		6 3 5
Turn
		10
River
		A
ken62	Win	Pair of Aces	8385.00		13305.00

unknown_username

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
ALIVEHAT60	Small blind		200.00	200.00	2695.00
jamie1964	Big blind		400.00	600.00	1375.00
	Your hole cards	Q Q
pana	Call		400.00	1000.00	5650.00
BURNShurtz	All-in		1280.00	2280.00	0.00
ALIVEHAT60	Fold
jamie1964	Fold
pana	Call		880.00	3160.00	4770.00
pana	Show	K 7
BURNShurtz	Show	Q Q
Flop
		3 4 2
Turn
		J
River
		K
pana	Win	Pair of Kings	3160.00		7930.00

unknown_username

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
SW9	Small blind		75.00	75.00	750.00
MEM796	Big blind		150.00	225.00	13640.00
	Your hole cards	6 6
NUTTYTART1	All-in		1796.25	2021.25	0.00
BURNShurtz	All-in		3588.75	5610.00	0.00
SW9	Fold
MEM796	Call		3438.75	9048.75	10201.25
MEM796	Show	A 5
NUTTYTART1	Show	J K
BURNShurtz	Show	6 6
Flop
		5 9 3
Turn
		K
River
		J
NUTTYTART1	Win	Two Pairs, Kings and Jacks	5463.75		5463.75
BURNShurtz	Win	Pair of 6s	3585.00		3585.00

unknown_username

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
BURNShurtz	Small blind		100.00	100.00	6070.00
MEM796	Big blind		200.00	300.00	13630.00
	Your hole cards	7 7
BURNShurtz	All-in		6070.00	6370.00	0.00
MEM796	Call		5970.00	12340.00	7660.00
BURNShurtz	Show	7 7
MEM796	Show	9 A
Flop
		3 K 6
Turn
		J
River
		6
MEM796	Win	Flush to the Ace	12340.00		20000.00

its never ending...

unknown_username

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
NUTTYTART1	Small blind		15.00	15.00	1120.00
Branwyn	Big blind		30.00	45.00	5270.00
	Your hole cards	10 A
BURNShurtz	Raise		120.00	165.00	1862.50
Jigsey	Fold
NUTTYTART1	Call		105.00	270.00	1015.00
Branwyn	All-in		5270.00	5540.00	0.00
BURNShurtz	All-in		1862.50	7402.50	0.00
NUTTYTART1	All-in		1015.00	8417.50	0.00
Branwyn	Unmatched bet		3317.50	5100.00	3317.50
NUTTYTART1	Show	K J
Branwyn	Show	Q J
BURNShurtz	Show	10 A
Flop
		8 2 4
Turn
		J
River
		Q
Branwyn	Win	Two Pairs, Queens and Jacks	5100.00		8417.50

how can it keep happening in everything i play?

unknown_username

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Jigsey	Small blind		15.00	15.00	2970.00
sadybaby	Big blind		30.00	45.00	2970.00
	Your hole cards	2 2
KopKing74	All-in		3030.00	3075.00	0.00
jumbo1	Fold
BURNShurtz	All-in		2955.00	6030.00	0.00
Jigsey	Fold
sadybaby	Fold
KopKing74	Unmatched bet		75.00	5955.00	75.00
KopKing74	Show	10 8
BURNShurtz	Show	2 2
Flop
		4 7 6
Turn
		8
River
		Q
KopKing74	Win	Pair of 8s	5955.00		6030.00

unknown_username

the last 6 all happened in the last hour or so. i should just give up, obviously not meant to play poker. i try to learn but im still a cr*p 

unknown_username

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
pegleg24	Small blind		25.00	25.00	5260.00
BURNShurtz	Big blind		50.00	75.00	1165.00
	Your hole cards	6 6
rustybulet	Fold
rza27	Fold
pegleg24	Raise		125.00	200.00	5135.00
BURNShurtz	All-in		1165.00	1365.00	0.00
pegleg24	Call		1065.00	2430.00	4070.00
pegleg24	Show	9 8
BURNShurtz	Show	6 6
Flop
		7 A 4
Turn
		Q
River
		8
pegleg24	Win	Pair of 8s	2430.00		6500.00

unknown_username

surely at least 1 hand should hold up?? hows best way to deal with lossing all the time?? am i just playing every hand bad?? does anyone know how this feels?? i just dont understand, i dont get dealt AA or KK and even if i did it would lose. im goin to smash somthing in a min.............dont think i have ever been this angry before.

rabrocking

try playing lower stakes dude

unknown_username

In Response to Re: you are pulling my plonker...:

try playing lower stakes dude
Posted by rabrocking

cant get any lower man, i just aint got it.

SILEEK

Too reckless! Some you were plainly unfortunate, others you could
qustion why you were in the pot!
Calling an all-in is a "pay your money take your chance" but for eg,
calling an all-in with A-10 is by no means a gilt edged investement.
Shoving 6000 into a pot of 300 with 77 is asking to get shafted.
If an opponent shoves all in and you've got 22, by calling it you are effectively
sending out a search party looking for another 2!
Another all in with 66, again not a shock if you're outdrawn.
You seem to be trying to bring every hand to its knees, be more selective??

DOHHHHHHH

1

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
DOHHHHHHH	Small blind		200.00	200.00	3447.50
Pokerogue	Big blind		400.00	600.00	9007.50
	Your hole cards	10 10
mmmchips	All-in		1725.00	2325.00	0.00
marshall11	Fold
redtwelve	Fold
DOHHHHHHH	All-in		3447.50	5772.50	0.00
Pokerogue	Fold
DOHHHHHHH	Unmatched bet		1922.50	3850.00	1922.50
DOHHHHHHH	Show	10 10
mmmchips	Show	6 10
Flop
		2 6 4
Turn
		Q
River
		6
mmmchips	Win	Three 6s	3850.00		3850.00

2

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
PSYCHOTIC1	Small blind		100.00	100.00	3105.00
DOHHHHHHH	Big blind		200.00	300.00	2305.00
	Your hole cards	K A
THEKOP7	Fold
ctravill	Call		200.00	500.00	7307.50
Larks	Fold
PSYCHOTIC1	Call		100.00	600.00	3005.00
DOHHHHHHH	All-in		2305.00	2905.00	0.00
ctravill	Call		2305.00	5210.00	5002.50
PSYCHOTIC1	Fold
DOHHHHHHH	Show	K A
ctravill	Show	10 A
Flop
		9 8 7
Turn
		4
River
		5
ctravill	Win	Flush to the Ace	5210.00		10212.50

3

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
DOHHHHHHH	Small blind		50.00	50.00	5740.00
Snooker147	Big blind		100.00	150.00	7520.00
	Your hole cards	K K
no1yogey	Fold
sedgy123	Fold
8PINTS1968	Fold
DOHHHHHHH	Raise		350.00	500.00	5390.00
Snooker147	Call		300.00	800.00	7220.00
Flop
		2 9 8
DOHHHHHHH	Bet		600.00	1400.00	4790.00
Snooker147	Call		600.00	2000.00	6620.00
Turn
		6
DOHHHHHHH	All-in		4790.00	6790.00	0.00
Snooker147	Call		4790.00	11580.00	1830.00
DOHHHHHHH	Show	K K
Snooker147	Show	7 9
River
		7
Snooker147	Win	Two Pairs, 9s and 7s	11580.00		13410.00

4

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
DOHHHHHHH	Small blind		£0.15	£0.15	£71.73
Seal	Big blind		£0.30	£0.45	£67.90
gadge69	Big blind		£0.30	£0.75	£10.70
	Your hole cards	K K
gadge69	Raise		£0.90	£1.65	£9.80
Hank554	Fold
DOHHHHHHH	Raise		£2.85	£4.50	£68.88
Seal	Call		£2.70	£7.20	£65.20
gadge69	All-in		£9.80	£17.00	£0.00
DOHHHHHHH	Call		£8.00	£25.00	£60.88
Seal	Call		£8.00	£33.00	£57.20
Flop
		4 2 8
DOHHHHHHH	Bet		£22.00	£55.00	£38.88
Seal	Fold
DOHHHHHHH	Unmatched bet		£22.00	£33.00	£60.88
DOHHHHHHH	Show	K K
gadge69	Show	A Q
Turn
		A
River
		6
gadge69	Win	Pair of Aces	£31.35		£31.35

5

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
coomber10	Big blind		£0.30	£0.30	£72.87
	Your hole cards	J J
swandolf	Fold
DOHHHHHHH	Raise		£1.20	£1.50	£111.08
firma	Fold
AYO_KADO	Call		£1.20	£2.70	£9.96
coomber10	Call		£0.90	£3.60	£71.97
Flop
		8 2 3
coomber10	Check
DOHHHHHHH	Bet		£2.70	£6.30	£108.38
AYO_KADO	Raise		£5.40	£11.70	£4.56
coomber10	Fold
DOHHHHHHH	Raise		£17.10	£28.80	£91.28
AYO_KADO	All-in		£4.56	£33.36	£0.00
DOHHHHHHH	Unmatched bet		£9.84	£23.52	£101.12
DOHHHHHHH	Show	J J
AYO_KADO	Show	6 6
Turn
		5
River
		6
AYO_KADO	Win	Three 6s	£22.34		£22.34

6

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
donnymac20	Small blind		£0.10	£0.10	£6.58
DOHHHHHHH	Big blind		£0.20	£0.30	£22.39
	Your hole cards	K A
Rumpy	Fold
Frimley44	Fold
rtc	Raise		£0.80	£1.10	£19.37
donnymac20	Fold
DOHHHHHHH	Raise		£3.40	£4.50	£18.99
rtc	Raise		£8.40	£12.90	£10.97
DOHHHHHHH	All-in		£18.99	£31.89	£0.00
rtc	All-in		£10.97	£42.86	£0.00
DOHHHHHHH	Unmatched bet		£2.42	£40.44	£2.42
DOHHHHHHH	Show	K A
rtc	Show	J A
Flop
		8 2 4
Turn
		J
River
		6
rtc	Win	Pair of Jacks	£38.64		£38.64

DOHHHHHHH

In Response to Re: you are pulling my plonker...:

In Response to Re: you are pulling my plonker... : cant get any lower man, i just aint got it.
Posted by BURNShurtz

lol! This is a quality 1 liner. 

I've added a few of my own from last night, I doubt they'll make u feel any better but at least they'll show u u aren't the only 1.

donkeyplop

Some pretty horrid beats there.

Best thing is just to stop for the night imo!

YOUNG_GUN

JJ son terrible beats dude, i been getting those at cash of late just variance at least u ended up even if marginal

GET GRINDIN U PLUM