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Area 51 vs doh:)
If you had a full house and got beaten on the river by someone with five aces and moaned on the forum what would doh's reply be.
A. Variance
B. Don't complain your sample size is too small
C. It's a bad beat that happens to everyone eventually
D. It's just unlucky on every other table you are NOT playing on nothing like this ever happens
E. You shouldn't have raised with a full house with the river still to come as you are still only a 51 percent favourite
F. You will find it all evens out if you play sixteen gzillion hands
G. I sharkscoped you and you just aren't as good as me so you must have played it wrong
H. Sky poker has an RNG certificate from Lichtenstein so everything must be fair
I. The sky mods/staff will not answer any questions at all on action hands,RNG queries,no matter how politely they are put, but be re-assured everything is cosher and has not changed since last year because sky sais so.
Doh six months into the future.
1. There's somin not quite right here
2. Surely the odds of three pairs appearing on a six man table this frequently is suspect
3. I must be extremely lucky to have made a flush three times in a row.
Come over to the dark side doh it's not IF but WHEN..... conspiracy is everywhere
We will wear you down, we are already sending people to raise your every call,we are him, we are them, we are everyone and everywhere.
COME, COME and mank, come and moan, If we get you others will follow.
It's nice on this side of the fence it's so much easier! no more questioning your poker abilities, no more questioning whether you made the right move,no more thinking your raise was too small because on our side its never your fault it's always the RNG's.
You may be strong but we are many and we need you
(this post was posted in good humour and is in now way intended to offend DoH who quite frankly would eat me alive if i played him at poker.....especially on here with this dodgy RNG...sorry couldn't resist it lol)
A. Variance
B. Don't complain your sample size is too small
C. It's a bad beat that happens to everyone eventually
D. It's just unlucky on every other table you are NOT playing on nothing like this ever happens
E. You shouldn't have raised with a full house with the river still to come as you are still only a 51 percent favourite
F. You will find it all evens out if you play sixteen gzillion hands
G. I sharkscoped you and you just aren't as good as me so you must have played it wrong
H. Sky poker has an RNG certificate from Lichtenstein so everything must be fair
I. The sky mods/staff will not answer any questions at all on action hands,RNG queries,no matter how politely they are put, but be re-assured everything is cosher and has not changed since last year because sky sais so.
Doh six months into the future.
1. There's somin not quite right here
2. Surely the odds of three pairs appearing on a six man table this frequently is suspect
3. I must be extremely lucky to have made a flush three times in a row.
Come over to the dark side doh it's not IF but WHEN..... conspiracy is everywhere
We will wear you down, we are already sending people to raise your every call,we are him, we are them, we are everyone and everywhere.
COME, COME and mank, come and moan, If we get you others will follow.
It's nice on this side of the fence it's so much easier! no more questioning your poker abilities, no more questioning whether you made the right move,no more thinking your raise was too small because on our side its never your fault it's always the RNG's.
You may be strong but we are many and we need you
(this post was posted in good humour and is in now way intended to offend DoH who quite frankly would eat me alive if i played him at poker.....especially on here with this dodgy RNG...sorry couldn't resist it lol)
Comments
50/50 pre flop.
When the money goes in, I'm a 98.08% favourite.
That's what a 3 day break does for ya.
gg
I'm on a break, yet Area51 is like a kind of magnet...
God help me...
JJ join the area 51 side. We have a lifetime supply of free cider. (strongbow or magers your pick)
and for Greghogg we have study books on how not to end up all in with Ace high (i need to re-read it first tho)
Yorkie74 was beaten by a fifth ace a while back in Leeds and Dohhhhh's reply was very good actually!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2YCgbXCZGU&feature=related
p.s doh is a topman
Unless of course you have had a bit of a mix up and you think this is an on line dating site?
In which case i have sharkscoped you and consider i could do better for myself.
No hard feelings i am flattered of course but Just NO
Please try and keep the gloves up
xxx
k6 ......needless to say i now have a free hour to myself lol
anyone know anything good to do on the internet??