Sicker than the sickest thing in Sickville

bandini

4th in chips, 4 to go before bubble bursts.

Why is the chip leader calling me?

Why is he calling a check-raise with 3rd pair?

Why is he calling an all-in with a gut-shot?

Un-bel-%&^*%-ievable. Sick, sick, sick. Had to split a full-house pot earlier on too and am not even sure if that's unlucky or not.

Did run like God previously tbf. I f%&$n hate poker as much as I love it.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
steggyboi	Small blind		200.00	200.00	5176.72
tashdan79	Big blind		400.00	600.00	7875.00
	Your hole cards	K A
bandini	Raise		1200.00	1800.00	11382.50
derfane	Call		1200.00	3000.00	13341.64
rossi700	Fold
steggyboi	Fold
tashdan79	Fold
Flop
		A K 6
bandini	Check
derfane	Bet		3000.00	6000.00	10341.64
bandini	Raise		6000.00	12000.00	5382.50
derfane	Call		3000.00	15000.00	7341.64
Turn
		10
bandini	All-in		5382.50	20382.50	0.00
derfane	Call		5382.50	25765.00	1959.14
bandini	Show	K A
derfane	Show	Q 10
River
		J
derfane	Win	Straight to the Ace	25765.00

DOHHHHHHH

+1 to thread title.

"Are you Mad? Are you madder than Brian Mad, from Madcastle?"

CrazyBen23

In Response to Re: Sicker than the sickest thing in Sickville:

+1 to thread title. "Are you Mad? Are you madder than Brian Mad, from Madcastle?"
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

LMAO. n yea i had a similar situation to this but on 50nl, someone thought it would be funny to call big bets down with king high and hit their gutshot for 200bbs lol. sometimes the tards get lucky!

AMYBR

What stakes is this bud?  Bonkers poker, VUL.

bandini

In Response to Re: Sicker than the sickest thing in Sickville:

What stakes is this bud?  Bonkers poker, VUL.
Posted by AMYBR

£5 BH. Hardly pro stakes but you'd think someone with the nous to be chip leader would have the sense to get out of the way of the 4th in chips here. 

And, bar the river, I welcomed every thing that happened. With one hand the good lord giveth... 

F%&*n game.

AMYBR

Sadly Its often the guys with the stacks that are the worst in the earliest stages, just spawnboxing their way though huge pots.

Sickest thing is that from his pov he's getting nearly the right price at turn if you only have 1 pr. 

I think If your happy to check click raise, it might have just been better to put it in on flop, but know that that isnt really what you want to hear.  To a degree you force him to call to his gut shot given odds.  On flop by the time he opens and calls he's getting 4/1 on the last 3k with 18% equity.

Still gross though.

Crunchybob

lol.

so whats the 2nd sickest thing in sicksville now?

bandini

In Response to Re: Sicker than the sickest thing in Sickville:

lol. so whats the 2nd sickest thing in sicksville now?
Posted by Crunchybob

This? ;

31 May '11 at 01:43	Poker	Partick	£83.87	£0.00	Internet	Hand History
31 May '11 at 01:32	Poker	Double Your Money	£0.00	£0.00	Internet	Hand History
31 May '11 at 01:31	Payments	Deposit (Visa 3)	£100.00		Internet	View Details
31 May '11 at 00:51	Poker	Double Your Money	£45.00	£0.00	Internet	Hand History
31 May '11 at 00:51	Poker	Double Your Money	£-55.00	£0.00	Internet	Hand History
31 May '11 at 00:12	Poker	Double Your Money	£45.00	£0.00	Internet	Hand History
31 May '11 at 00:10	Poker	Double Your Money	£-110.00	£0.00	Internet	Hand History
30 May '11 at 23:48	Poker	Double Your Money	£-22.00	£0.00	Internet	Hand History
30 May '11 at 22:54	Poker	Double Your Money	£-11.00	£0.00	Internet	Hand History
30 May '11 at 21:56	Poker	£12k Sky BH Semi.	£-7.20	£0.00	Internet	Hand History

Think it's missing the last £50dym I cashed.

Ran sooo, sooo bad. Minced one of the highest BRs I've had on here playing high stakes dyms (lost about 3 million flips to Nutter).

Then, chasing bad money, hit NLH100 and Hurst05 doubled me up with my os45 UTG raise (Oh yes) hitting two 5s against his, quite frankly, mental bluff with AJ that hadn't hit anything.

About £30 down tonight. And am delighted.

lol, you're either a gambler or you're not.

bandini

In Response to Re: Sicker than the sickest thing in Sickville:

Sadly Its often the guys with the stacks that are the worst in the earliest stages, just spawnboxing their way though huge pots. Sickest thing is that from his pov he's getting nearly the right price at turn if you only have 1 pr.  I think If your happy to check click raise, it might have just been better to put it in on flop, but know that that isnt really what you want to hear.  To a degree you force him to call to his gut shot given odds.  On flop by the time he opens and calls he's getting 4/1 on the last 3k with 18% equity. Still gross though.
Posted by AMYBR

In hindsight, yes.

But don't think it would have made any difference.

I was actually thinking I was behind to a cooler of some sort but couldn't fold because I had outs and was commited.

Just a cruel game. I'll take my beats. I rarely cry about them but just thought this one was postable for humour appeal.

Meh.

hurst05

as played i call you like he did. what do people expect to happen when they min-raise, it might build the pot up when they have a strong hand but oppos will hit eventually. he has put 3k in so isnt folding for another 3k. not as lolbad as your making it out to be. 

in reply to the hand vs me you called my 3bet OOP with 45off. flop Q-5-x, you donk lead for about £9. i re-raised to like £25. you tank called (lol). hit a 5 on the turn, checked. i had a pot bet left, obv you hit a miracle card. explain why my bluff is quite frankly mental...

last note, i love your quote 'your either a gambler or you're not', then stfu making threads whining about this stuff when you do it yourself, live and die by the sword. 

bandini

In Response to Re: Sicker than the sickest thing in Sickville:

as played i call you like he did. what do people expect to happen when they min-raise, it might build the pot up when they have a strong hand but oppos will hit eventually. he has put 3k in so isnt folding for another 3k. not as lolbad as your making it out to be.  in reply to the hand vs me you called my 3bet OOP with 45off. flop Q-5-x, you donk lead for about £9. i re-raised to like £25. you tank called (lol). hit a 5 on the turn, checked. i had a pot bet left, obv you hit a miracle card. explain why my bluff is quite frankly mental... last note, i love your quote 'your either a gambler or you're not', then stfu making threads whining about this stuff when you do it yourself, live and die by the sword. 
Posted by hurst05

Oooh. Touchy.

Drunk poker ftw!

lol

DOHHHHHHH

lol post the hand plz.

bandini

In Response to Re: Sicker than the sickest thing in Sickville:

lol post the hand plz.
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

With pleasure;

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
llew8181	Small blind		£0.50	£0.50	£61.32
winner5603	Big blind		£1.00	£1.50	£41.26
	Your hole cards	5 4
cottlad	Fold
bandini	Raise		£3.00	£4.50	£95.00
hurst05	Raise		£9.00	£13.50	£91.50
llew8181	Fold
winner5603	Fold
bandini	Call		£6.00	£19.50	£89.00
Flop
		5 2 Q
bandini	Bet		£9.75	£29.25	£79.25
hurst05	Raise		£24.00	£53.25	£67.50
bandini	Call		£14.25	£67.50	£65.00
Turn
		5
bandini	Check
hurst05	All-in		£67.50	£135.00	£0.00
bandini	All-in		£65.00	£200.00	£0.00
hurst05	Unmatched bet		£2.50	£197.50	£2.50
bandini	Show	5 4
hurst05	Show	A J
River
		Q
bandini	Win	Full House, 5s and Queens	£195.70		£195.70

DOHHHHHHH

lol! 

What's the thought process on the flop?

Do you call the turn if you don't bink? 

bandini

In Response to Re: Sicker than the sickest thing in Sickville:

lol!  What's the thought process on the flop? Do you call the turn if you don't bink? 
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

Not sure of thought process. It was certainly influenced by the 2 bottles of wine and however many bottles of Kronenbourg I'd consumed though, that I can assure you.

Definitely the last time I'm ever playing drunk and outwith my BR. Probably.

AMYBR

Lol @ probably

Tis a bit spewtacular bud