I'm toying with the idea of...................

unknown_username

....................Applying for Richard Orfords Job (Jest lol)

But presuming it ever became available - What attributes do you think we would need on our CV to fulfill this type of role?

Experience in sales techniques maybe?
Experience in Analysing poker play?
Experience in playing poker?
Relying on our good looks to sell the sky poker experience maybe?
Would it help if our previous job was a comedian? (A repertoire of train jokes would be a must)
A cross dresser who enjoys wearing makup for the cameras?
Experence in the Lost Property department? (Cars Mainly)

I'm really not too sure what type of experience I would need on my CV to apply for this type of job -

Can You Help?


PS. Sorry Rich - I was on the forum & bored and unfortunately R for Rich comes before T for Tikay. I couldn't spell James HartyCartygan or whatever it is, Anna Fowles has only just got the job (So thats unlikely to be available any time soon) Trevor has the same name as me so that wont work, LML is too dee-lish mmm......I can't remember the name of the sleepy guy who likes to stay up all night watching cricket, and sky mandy would probably kill me so unfortunately, you were next on the list.

MrWh1te

You must be able to swim under water for long periods and it doesn't matter if you only have a memory of 2 seconds...



....Umm what were we talking about?

acebarry10

sky mandy would probably kill me so, get in the queue

67Bhoys

If you had experience of looking after an elderly relative who sits in the corner muttering about trains, geese, and how things were better in the old days, i'd include that in you CV.

AMYBR

In Response to Re: I'm toying with the idea of...................:

If you had experience of looking after an elderly relative who sits in the corner muttering about trains, geese, and how things were better in the old days, i'd include that in you CV.
Posted by 67Bhoys

Lmfrickingao...still chuckling as I type

kaymac

You would have to be able to look vaguely interested as you listen to an expert passing on vital tips and information on the subject that you are meant to be presenting, and have the timing and nous to nod, laugh and interject at the precise moment.......................................

chew07

Hi Trev,
         It might help if you were really good at trying to chat up Lady players who turn out to be blokes ))