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Saturday's live show with James & Tikay ***OFFICIAL THREAD***

edited June 2011 in Poker Chat

Not long to go until this week’s edition of Master Cash (featuring Top of the Pots and the latest news from the 2011 WSOP) appears on your screens.

The time?  9pm.

The place?  Sky Poker – channel 865.

Tony Kendall will be sitting alongside me, analysing the action at the six-max No Limit Hold’em cash tables, which means we can play a game that I like to call ‘Tikay’s Tirades’


 

All you have to do is pick a subject, ask a question and then watch in awe as the gruff, blonde bloke in a questionable jacket goes off on one!  Yep, we’re letting Mr K stand on his soapbox for a whole FOUR hours :-o

Plus, as an extra bit of fun, I’d like to hear what you’d be doing this evening if there were no such thing as Internet poker.  Imagine a strange, parallel universe where the game we know and love doesn’t exist (maybe we could call it America?) and then complete the following sentence:


“If on-line poker didn’t exist, I would…”


Please post in this forum thread, or e-mail skyopen@bskyb.com


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  • edited June 2011

    OK, I’ll get things started…


    If on-line poker didn’t exist, I would probably be hosting the mid-morning show on a local radio station.  A bit like Alan Partridge.  Only less funny.

     

    And my question for Tikay:

    What do you make of the controversy surrounding the new series of Britain’s Got Talent?


  • edited June 2011
    If online poker didn't exist.........I would get MereNovice to invent it

    Do you think that the railways should be re-nationalised?
  • edited June 2011

    “If on-line poker didn’t exist, I would…Play live more, obv!"

    'Political correctness'- Does Tikay think this has gone too far now in today's world compared to yesteryear??

  • edited June 2011


      If on-line poker didnt exist i would probably be stood outside a pub having a smoke whilst some drunkerd murdered Angels on the karaoke.

      Question for Tikay, what are your thoughts on elf and safety in modern society?
  • edited June 2011
    Don't mention Essex. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it
  • edited June 2011


       
        If online poker didn't exist.... i would probally be down the pub


       Question for Tikay  If you had to take part in a Reality TV Show which would it be & why?
  • edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday's live show with James & Tikay ***OFFICIAL THREAD***:
    Don't mention Essex. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it but I don't agree with that in the workplace. I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT, IN THE WORKPLACE.
    Posted by NoseyBonk

  • edited June 2011
    Haha - classic! :-D Eric Hitchdohhhhhhh

  • edited June 2011
    Online poker does exist, and im off down the pub tonight, if it didn't exist i would still be in the pub tonight! Subject for tikay - What are his thoughts on the dodgy deals in the area 51 threads? 
  • edited June 2011
    In Response to Saturday's live show with James & Tikay ***OFFICIAL THREAD***:“If on-line poker didn’t exist, I would…have a life :)


    On a more serious note , I met Tikay on my way into the Blackpool SPT.

    He was kind enough to have his photo taken with me, but after telling him I was from down the road in Preston he asked me if I knew of the Ribble Bridge, which i did 

    He then preceeded to tell me a story about it :
     
    I was running half an hour late and all i could think off was I could have aces waiting for me on my table  so politely explained I was in a rush and he could tell me about it another time, so sorry for cutting you off Tikay but heres your chance to tell me  all about it

    Have a good show Guys - Paul

  • edited June 2011

    THAT`S EASY IF ON LINE POKER DIDN`T EXIST I`D HAVE MORE THAT TWO KIDS

    HAVE A GOOD SHOW

  • edited June 2011
    Evening Gents,


       If online poker hadn't been invented we would be playing scrabble with the neighbours; how spooky   -  we are!


       As Tony becomes a Twitter celebrity will his opinion of some others celebs mellow?

    Oh yeah here's a one time Saturday night joke:


    The wife told me she will divorce me unless I show her more interest than monkees; I thought she was joking, Until I saw her face!

    Have a good night

    Dave
  • edited June 2011


    If online poker didn't exist I would probably have to speak to the wife................

    Question for Tikay

    Grammar in 2011......discuss!!!!!!!!
  • edited June 2011

    Sigh.

    That is all.

    Going for a sleep, & a chill pill.
  • edited June 2011
    I too have taken an afternoon nap...

    However, I don't need any prescription meds!

  • edited June 2011
    Have a good show guys..........

    If online poker didin't exist i'd either be out clubbing until the early hours, watching a good film or playing some other online computer game.

    I'll put a twist on "Tikays Tirades" by asking what James thinks of Hollywood turning to remakes instead of using original story lines.
  • edited June 2011
    If online poker didn't exist......... I would save some money!  That is certainly the case this year.
  • edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday's live show with James & Tikay ***OFFICIAL THREAD***:

    Have a great show guys.

    Can we have a comp to guess what colour TK's jacket will be? ;-)

    If online poker didn't exist I'd have to take the Mrs. to the cinema to see Jonny Depp!  Swerved that one - shes going with a pal instead, at least thats what I think she said......

    Ask Tikay what he thinks about the misuse of apostrophe's'?  Or Txt spk?

    pad
  • edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday's live show with James & Tikay ***OFFICIAL THREAD***:
    I too have taken an afternoon nap... However, I don't need any prescription meds!
    Posted by J-Hartigan
    I only need a chill pill because I'm wound up like a curled spring already, thanks to this Thread. GG you, tonight.

    Did you see the Paul Merton "Hollywood Scandals" jobbie jobbie last night?

    It featured Roscoe Arbuckle, aka Fatty Arbuckle, what a character!

    He was earning $1,000,000 a year in 1918!

    Then he got done for murder, & it took three trials before a verdict was reached, he was addicted to narcotics, & eventually changed his name to William Goodrich & became a very successful Film Director.

    See...

     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roscoe_Arbuckle

    The best line has to be about his prowess on the dance floor, despite his enormous size (he was a, err, BIG bloke), where a young lady said of dancing with him....

    "It was like floating in the arms of a huge doughnut".......!

    What an extraordinary man.
  • edited June 2011
    If online poker didn't exist.......I'd be a lot richer than I am now and be wasting my time playing World of Warcraft lol

    Question for Tikay "What do you think of Davina?"
  • edited June 2011
    Hi Guys

    We are just back from Vegas so we have had real life experience of "if internet poker didn't exist" so what did we do?

    4 live deepstack tournaments, lots of Pai Gow, 3 card poker and slots and drinking the various free cocktails!

    Chatting with the locals and seeing some of the cardrooms, the live poker scene is buzzing already in Vegas!

    Dave and Sian
  • edited June 2011
    Good evening Gentleman

    If internet poker didn't exist... I would cuddle up on the sofa with the wife and watch soaps all night {yeah right}

    Question for Tikay... what is your take on Bono is he your favourite artist.




  • edited June 2011

    If online poker didn't exist, TK wouldn't look so old.

    I think blokes who have long hair might wind TK up? just a guess.......

    -----------------------------------------------

    Also, as the test summer has started, TK might actually answer 1 of my cricket questions without ranting, although the first question could well end up in a rant, if he isn't a fan!

    1) Whats his opinion on Kevin Pieterson, the man and the cricketer?

    2) Who would TK take to Asia in the winter as his 2nd spinner alongside Swann?
  • edited June 2011
    hi James and tikay, have a great show as always.
    The new improved Forum DTD starts this monday with bigger and better prizes to be won.
    This weeks weekly winner gets a TSP classic seat on the Friday night and the winner of the June comp will receive a Sunday Primo entry, loads of fun and banter thrown in for free too. And to all the DTDers don't forget to join in the TSP Lite league running every Wed for the next 7 wks.

    If online Poker didn't exist I'd probably be out getting more wheel trims ;)))

    question for Tikay............ If Network Rail cancel so many trains in the winter due to snow ... How does the Trans Siberian Express still manage to run

  • edited June 2011


    Subjects for Tikay to discuss:

    - The best things about Richard Orford
    - The life and times of Richard Orford
    - Why is Richard Orford so cool?
    - The best Sci-Fi films of all time
    - Which Jedi is the coolest?
    - Which Jedi is the hardest?
    - Star Trek or Star Wars, which is best?
    - How to make the perfect cup of tea (for someone else!!!)
    - Limping strategy
    - Handbags
    - Manbags
    - JUST DISCUSS RICHARD ORFORD :)


    If poker didn't exist we would either:

    - Cry
    - Watch paint dry
    - Look for a new job!
    - Wonder why we are posting on a poker community!

    or best of all...

    ... INVENT IT!

    Sky Poker would be the only poker site in the world! Wha-ha-ha-ha!

  • edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday's live show with James & Tikay ***OFFICIAL THREAD***:
    Subjects for Tikay to discuss: - The best things about Richard Orford - The life and times of Richard Orford - Why is Richard Orford so cool? - The best Sci-Fi films of all time - Which Jedi is the coolest? - Which Jedi is the hardest? - Star Trek or Star Wars, which is best? - How to make the perfect cup of tea (for someone else!!!) - Limping strategy - Handbags - Manbags - JUST DISCUSS RICHARD ORFORD :) If poker didn't exist we would either: - Cry - Watch paint dry - Look for a new job! - Wonder why we are posting on a poker community! or best of all... ... INVENT IT!  Sky Poker would be the only poker site in the world! Wha-ha-ha-ha!
    Posted by Sky_Poker
    Have you been drinking?
  • edited June 2011
    Hi Mandy/tonights producer.

    Genuinely interesting hand from tonights lower stakes MC tables that I'd like to see.

    It doesn't involve me, but it could lead to interesting analysis, not just a brag or anything.

    Thanx

    378666564
  • edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday's live show with James & Tikay ***OFFICIAL THREAD***:
    Hi Mandy/tonights producer. Genuinely interesting hand from tonights lower stakes MC tables that I'd like to see. It doesn't involve me, but it could lead to interesting analysis, not just a brag or anything. Thanx 378666564
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Thanks JJ, but we are not coverign that level tonight - we may use it in the Poker Clinic though.  Thanks.

  • edited June 2011
    My first hand on tv, and i lost lol thank you :)

    Shaz
    xxx

    p.s and i missed a hand typing this, hope it wasnt a decent one!
  • edited June 2011
    Tikay, what is your view on office workers playing music in open plan offices... say for instance Christmas tunes?
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