do not go to the toilet whilst on a break!!!

pod1

learnt a valuable lesson today!!! runs up to the toilet whilst on a break (dodgy bottle of red wine i think). surprise no1 no toilet paper!!, no worries i think, yelled to the wife, she yells back "run out, but there's baby wipes behind you use them!! surprise no2 strange sensation but quite happy with results. surprise nos3 a burning sensation that was getting worse by the second, picks up "said packet of baby wipes" surprise nos4 DETTOL CLEANING WIPES!!! ARGHHHHH.  surprise nos5  for the wife, swapped all baby wipes out of there packet and swapped them with the dettol wipes. just waiting for the results , shouldnt be long now. lesson learnt, never run out of toilet paper!

djblacke04

just wait, if you put baby wipes down toilet, it blocks the drain..:)

AMYBR

You should be thinking survivor style...your wearing socks right?

DOHHHHHHH

lololololololol 

AMYBR

I really am a tramp, despite having a downstairs toilet, too often do empty beer cans seem to be refilled with undrinkable fluids during an MTT

MrWh1te

In Response to do not go to the toilet whilst on a break!!!:

  surprise nos5  for the wife, swapped all baby wipes out of there packet and swapped them with the dettol wipes. just waiting for the results , shouldnt be long now.
Posted by pod1

So yo get a bit of a sore bum.
She goes to take off her make up and burns off her face.

Yup that will teach her lol

YOUNG_GUN

LOL awesome podders

GaryQQQ

Strategy tip;

buy a laptop.

harding10

Strategy tip 2;

Read the packet.

drumahai05

In Response to do not go to the toilet whilst on a break!!!:

learnt a valuable lesson today!!! runs up to the toilet whilst on a break (dodgy bottle of red wine i think). surprise no1 no toilet paper!!, no worries i think, yelled to the wife, she yells back "run out, but there's baby wipes behind you use them!! surprise no2 strange sensation but quite happy with results. surprise nos3 a burning sensation that was getting worse by the second, picks up "said packet of baby wipes" surprise nos4 DETTOL CLEANING WIPES!!! ARGHHHHH.  surprise nos5  for the wife, swapped all baby wipes out of there packet and swapped them with the dettol wipes. just waiting for the results , shouldnt be long now. lesson learnt, never run out of toilet paper!
Posted by pod1

would that count as a bad beat or a bum call???

loonytoons

In Response to Re: do not go to the toilet whilst on a break!!!:

In Response to do not go to the toilet whilst on a break!!! : So yo get a bit of a sore bum. She goes to take off her make up and burns off her face. Yup that will teach her lol
Posted by MrWh1te

Good idea, i never thought of that! I'll give it a try thanks 

DAVEYZZ

 I never go to the toilet when playing because you always seem to come back to aces just as they are folding due to timimg out!

Patching99

I thought everyone knew that the 5min break was time for a bit of inprivate browsing!!!

spornybol

ah-ohhh i need a poop and am scared to go

IRISHROVER

In Response to do not go to the toilet whilst on a break!!!:

learnt a valuable lesson today!!! runs up to the toilet whilst on a break (dodgy bottle of red wine i think). surprise no1 no toilet paper!!, no worries i think, yelled to the wife, she yells back "run out, but there's baby wipes behind you use them!! surprise no2 strange sensation but quite happy with results. surprise nos3 a burning sensation that was getting worse by the second, picks up "said packet of baby wipes" surprise nos4 DETTOL CLEANING WIPES!!! ARGHHHHH.  surprise nos5  for the wife, swapped all baby wipes out of there packet and swapped them with the dettol wipes. just waiting for the results , shouldnt be long now. lesson learnt, never run out of toilet paper!
Posted by pod1

EXCELLENT .