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Been away for a while and I see all these teams and feel all left out :(
Sooooooooooooooooooooo can I join a team pretty please????
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1,Name...............
2,SEX M/F...............[optional]
3,SANE/INSANE..........
4,Football Team........
5,Fav Drink, [or not]
6,Special Powers....[like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad]
7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?
8, What odds do you think u will be to win the cardiff SPT [160 runners]
Fill out the above and c+p into the HitSquad news thread.
You just have to say you're in and occasionally play like a plonker.
Come & join The 'Squad, you are more than welcome, got few of your old friends in tooo!!
Check our list in 'HitSquad Hotnews' & 'HitSquad goin to Cardiff'
all are welcome !!!!!!!!!
don't think pink will suit you
ITS HITSQUAD MATE COME ON GIVE IT A GO
:0)))))))))))
PLOPY READ BELOW , HOW CAN YOU REFUSE LOL >>>
Team51 ....... is recruiting
ALL WELCOME EVEN TURNCOATS .
WE ARE THE FUN TEAM .
FUNNY LOOKING ,
FUNNY BELIEFS,
AND BEST OF ALL A FUNNY LEADER : >>>
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EVERY HOME SHOULD HAVE ONE OF THESE FOR
THOSE SHARED DOMESTIC MOMENTS
ONE FOR EVERY NEW MEMBER THAT SIGNS UP
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I'm glad to hear you are back & full of desire to win on a regular basis. It is with this in mind that I whole heartedly invite you to join TPT Team Poker Trev. We had a massive challenge ahead and took a bit of a beating on our 1st outing, however, we have now developed a winning team and are now looking forward to the coming weeks & Months ahead.
There are many trials to overcome, but we have a solid team and an ambition to overcome the best teams that lay out a challenge. I beleive that you would be an asset to the team and our current TPTers have the drive and ability to succeed and become the best on sky.
I invite you to join our team TPTand become part of our successful campaign in what I can only describe as a bright future ahead for TPT.
I know you have the ability and drive to succeed so therefore I look for a positive commitment to our current TPTers and hope you will accept our offer of an invite to what will be the most formidable team on Sky Poker.
I await your reply and sincerely hope you will accept our offer.
Yours Sincerely
Pokertrev (TPT Team Captain)
our current TPTers are:
TPT (Team Poker Trev)
1 - POKERTREV
2 - MADMOO
3 - STOCKY8A1
4 - Waller02
5 - Red_king
6 - jjjack
7 - Pomfrittes
8 - Chubbers
9 - Stokefc
10 - GEO68
11 - Spornybol
12 - Yidette9
13 - FREECHIPS1
14 - iBLUFF
15 - Reserved - TPT Donkyplop
Team Colours are RED - TPT (Team Poker Trev)
DONKEYPLOP THERE IS ONLY 1 TEAM TO JOIN, UNLESS YOU WANT GET BEATEN,
COME TO TPT, I KNOW YOU THE KA-HOONERS
Team Runners Wins Points LEAGUE POINTS
TEAM HITSQUAD 9 2 16 5
TEAM SKY 1 - 9 4
TEAM 51 3 - 8 3
TEAM POKERTREV 13 - 8 2
TEAM KNIGHTPLOP 10 - 3 1
TEAM NINJA PLONKERS 5 - 0 0
TEAM IMBERPENDANT 1 - 0 0
TEAM FISH 1 - 0 0
AND WE GOT GLAMA ANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
[*,Playin Cardiff SPT]..Well done Comrades 9!!
[**,Railin, Alternating SPT]... Brilliant Comrades 2!!
HITMAN_RV *
monkey123**
sic-swans * [Team, 'in your face mother']
Mohican * [Team Hair!]
BARBIE59 * [& Wife**, Team Couple]
EmilyEgg [ Team Exile ]
Young Gun [ Team Protegee']
Vaigret [Team Chaplain]
DiggerMan * [Team Tree, its Rubber, BOOING BOOING !!]
golden238 *
wynne1938 [Team Wise Man]
sighKO [ Team Pyscho Jones]
aussie09 * [ Team Antipodean ]
made4game [ errr...Team Lucy] ok? may change lol
cantplay20 [Team CanPlay ??]
DAIBOOT * [Team Boyo]
DOHHHHHHH [ Team Stella]
Neildown [Team Barry]
delaney09 [Team Irn Bru]
Splashies [Team Cobbler]
Lucy4 [Team Concealer] or [Team Lucy2]
paige55 [Team Gary Shaw]
harding09 [Team Blue Moon]
RAB642 [Teab RAB, don't know what this is, but it drinks buckfast and tiger]
Fowles !! [ Team Glama Anna ].....Yes, Honestly!!
Wacko90 [errrr.....Team Wacko?]
Bigbiker22 [Team Biker]
Shidchips *
Shazallin [Team Eye-Candy]
Hope I aint missed anyone, & make sure you all have posted your intro.s up !!
more nick-names to follow, will be earn't in the arena & may be changed at will, please advise if ya got a good Team position u can fill !! [we still have Team Tart available, lol, might have that myself]
Good luck all !!
INSPIRATION!!!!
Once more unto the Baize , dear , Comrades once more;
Or close the wall up with our HitSquad dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of Poker blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise Your Hand with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled Limp
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest HitSquad.
Whose blood is fet from fathers that be Bluff-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their Pocket Pairs for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to RAISE And you, good Squaddies,
Whose limbs were, made on SkyPoker show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, SkyPoker, and The HitSquad!'
William Shakespeare & The Hitman
You Have a plentiful choice of offers at table, some points to consider
1, We are open to ALL, Have been from Start!!
2, People can join in as much or as little as they want, Some newbies have asked just to join & maybe play & post Later, when comfortable!
3, We have good numbers, but only 9 played last week, still had the quality there to win thru with great rails!!
4, A Player and Forumite with your Great experiance, would be a great addition to our Young team, you could help develop our Team & players in many areas, & bring added Fun I know!!
5, We are all Equal in The Hitsquad!! Ideas are welcome from ALL
6, Your Character will slot in very well as we are all Fun lovin,[& insane], This Compus Mentus post is me merely disguisin mi Insanity as I always have to, during the Business Day!!!
Good Luck, we respect any choice you may make!
Regards,
The Hitman
DP do not join one of those dark sides. Their all evil they will make you play drunk and hyper aggro.
See bbv section
Looking like team hitsquad now!
ps- m s n not working at mo thats why aint been on had a chat
pps dons a donkey
I havent been on msn for ages either, as the misses doesnt like me going on it all the time!!!!!
COMP /
PLAYER
7.15
DP STK
7.45
DP STK
8.30 TOTY
TOTAL
SPLASHIES (THS)
8
48
10
66
TIKAY10 (TSP)
29
2
66
97
IRISHROVER (TEAM51)
68
4
25
97
THFC4EVA
19
21
60
100
WACKO90 (THS)
1
42
69
112
POKERTREV (TPT)
7
13
102
122
KIWINI4U
49
1
74
124
MAXALLY (TKP)
64
60
7
131
SPORNYBOL (TPT)
96
25
11
132
CHUBBERS (TPT)
65
39
30
134
MADMOO (TPT)
70
24
41
135
This seems to be Donkeys descision thread LOL!!
But If you like what you see in the HitSquad Offer, You are welcome Comrade, have a look at our threads round the Forum!! The main Aim For us is Fun, & Building a Team for the Forum DTD on Monday!!
Sry donkey hope you dont mind me guiding someone to The light on your Thread !!! LOL