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How dare Orford defame TKP! :)

unknown_usernameunknown_username
edited June 2011 in Poker Chat
lmao,love it lol
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2011
    After listening to his remarks on the TV shows about TKP, it is time to act.....

    Orford

    That is all :)

    * TKP - We Stand as One
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  • billybootsbillyboots
    edited June 2011
    In Response to How dare Orford defame TKP! :):
    After watching his remarks on the TV shows about TKP, it is time to act..... Orford That is all :)
    Posted by rossjb14
    Oh dear,....omfg......has Tikay seen this?
    What have you done to poor old Rich,............will we ever see him in a live event again after this......poor man.
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  • scouse_redscouse_red
    edited June 2011
    lmao great stuff loving the get my agent thing lol
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  • scotty77scotty77
    edited June 2011
    what on earth is that.

    what

    what

    watttttttttttt
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  • SolarCarroSolarCarro
    edited June 2011
    LOL LOL LOL

    Yellow is the new Orange

    Do Ocean Finance really have a top 10 of things to spend your highly expensive loan on?

    TKP - WE STAND AS ONE
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  • EyemanEyeman
    edited June 2011
    Funny as French Connection!


    TKP - We stand as one.
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited June 2011


    Well I think it is a slight improvement on his 'spot the sasuage' performance!!

    TEAM KNIGHT PLOP  - WE STAND AS ONE
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD
    edited June 2011

    Lol- or should that be Col (cry out loud)?


    Ah, the good old internet- where nothing is ever buried.


    In the light of this damning piece of video evidence, news reaches me that my transfer value has plummeted to 17p.


    But I think I might now be a bargain for a struggling club and could do a job for them. My wage demands might be a problem though. I like to be paid in lapdancers and not sterling.


    I'm enjoying being wooed and courted by Hitsquad and if I can agree to personal terms I might sign a long-term contract with them, although I’m a little in the dark as to their team achievements. Could the Hitsquadders provide me with evidence that they’re an ambitious club with European aspirations? I don’t want to be a Matt Le Tissier. I'd prefer to be a Ryan Giggs, the sort of player beloved by all, reliable and squeaky-clean.


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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: How dare Orford defame TKP! :):
    Lol- or should that be Col (cry out loud)? Ah, the good old internet- where nothing is ever buried. In the light of this damning piece of video evidence, news reaches me that my transfer value has plummeted to 17p. But I think I might now be a bargain for a struggling club and could do a job for them. My wage demands might be a problem though. I like to be paid in lapdancers and not sterling. I'm enjoying being wooed and courted by Hitsquad and if I can agree to personal terms I might sign a long-term contract with them, although I’m a little in the dark as to their team achievements. Could the Hitsquadders provide me with evidence that they’re an ambitious club with European aspirations? I don’t want to be a Matt Le Tissier. I'd prefer to be a Ryan Giggs, the sort of player beloved by all, reliable and squeaky-clean.
    Posted by RICHORFORD
    All the evidence is right here Rich.

    Team                                           Runners   Wins   Points           LEAGUE POINTS

    TEAM POKERTREV                         26             -           26                   7

    TEAM HITSQUAD                           23             2          25                   7

    TEAM 51                                         16             1          19                    7

    TEAM KNIGHTPLOP                       24             -          14                    4            

    TEAM SKY                                         2             -            9                    4

    TEAM NINJA PLONKERS                 8              -            0                    1

    And it clearly shows that signing for THS would be detrimental to your carrier. TPT are the Man United of the DTD league and your agent should advise you strongly to join us to enable you to play to the best of your ability.

    Also you would be guaranteed a kit every week which comes with a FREE positive thinking massage from your TPT Team mates and captain prior to the match.

    Theres only one Orford - Theres only on     TPT - TPT ORFORD
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  • lcfcfan14lcfcfan14
    edited June 2011

    LMAO If Rich's career wasn't in tatters before, it is now!

    Don't mess with the best!!

    TKP - We stand as one!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    Richard!!

    I am troubled by this relentless character assassination you are havin to endure from The DarkOrange side!!

    The HitSquad will look to protect you from the nasty, ugly, Jealous, face which can rear its head in the Poker world!!

    You Undoubtedley have the Charisma & Character to shine A Golden Pink light thru the Glumness of the Poker world!!

    We Have The Class [Diggerman takes down the Main Event]!!

    We Have Several Newbies, who we have welcomed to take part fully with open arms!!

    We have a Plethora of Poker playin experiance!!

    We have The Glama that is Anna!!

    We have the Insanitious Vision to lead us forward, This is where .....

    WE HAVE THE NEED FOR YOU SIR!!!


    I was not sure if you could help in this role....but after watchin 'The Gus Hansen' golf interview, I am left in NO DOUBT....


    YOU ARE THE MAN TO HELP LEAD US FORWARD TO POKER NIRVANA!!!


    JOIN WITH US COMRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HALLEPOKERUJJRAHH!!!!



    ps. is Gus Free Too!! lol
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  • MMegabyteMMegabyte
    edited June 2011
    Richard should start his own team, Team Top Ten, and have a mandatory uniform of a yellow jacket and red/white old-school swimming cap!!
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  • SolarCarroSolarCarro
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: How dare Orford defame TKP! :):
    Richard should start his own team, Team Top Ten, and have a mandatory uniform of a yellow jacket and red/white old-school swimming cap!!
    Posted by MMegabyte
    With a catchphrase of "we swim as one"

    TKP - WE STAND AS ONE
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited June 2011
    sice TKP are already the champions and thanks to SolarCarro have no featured on a world stage with a European Stage set for tomorrow aswell, surley theres no better choice.

    TKP - We Stand as One.
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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited June 2011
    Rich has an agent????

    Sack the agent imo ;o))

    EXCELLENT WORK SIR ROSSY!!!!

    WE STAND AS ONE

    xx
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: How dare Orford defame TKP! :):
    Rich has an agent???? Sack the agent imo ;o)) EXCELLENT WORK SIR ROSSY!!!! WE STAND AS ONE xx
    Posted by TRIP5
    Do you think Rich shouted "Show me the Money" :)

    TKP - We stand as one
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  • JAEGERBOMBJAEGERBOMB
    edited June 2011
    rich you know you belong to only 1 team.

    TKP - accept no imposters

    imitation is the greatest form of flattery

    TKP - the original and still the best

    WE STAND AS ONE

    that is all
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  • waller02waller02
    edited June 2011
    stop moaning guys, what a moaning team!!!! ffs lol

    tikay and hartigan just mentioned your mob on 865 and even said your awful catchphrase!  ;)))
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