The Terribad Thread

tapeworm

This is for all those hands that you see played so poorly, that it causes you to giggle to yourself like an idiot.

The below one was a shame. I really wanted it to be AK, v Arag v Flush v Straight......alas no.

Still made me LOL throughout

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
F	Small blind		£0.02	£0.02	£1.51
tapeworm	Big blind		£0.04	£0.06	£4.02
	Your hole cards	9 K
A	Call		£0.04	£0.10	£1.10
T	Call		£0.04	£0.14	£4.08
J	Raise		£0.12	£0.26	£1.40
F	Call		£0.10	£0.36	£1.41
tapeworm	Fold
A	Call		£0.08	£0.44	£1.02
T	Call		£0.08	£0.52	£4.00
Flop
		A A 3
F	Check
A	Bet		£0.04	£0.56	£0.98
T	Raise		£0.08	£0.64	£3.92
J	Call		£0.08	£0.72	£1.32
F	Call		£0.08	£0.80	£1.33
A	Call		£0.04	£0.84	£0.94
Turn
		2
F	Check
A	Bet		£0.04	£0.88	£0.90
T	Call		£0.04	£0.92	£3.88
J	Call		£0.04	£0.96	£1.28
F	Raise		£0.12	£1.08	£1.21
A	Call		£0.08	£1.16	£0.82
T	Call		£0.08	£1.24	£3.80
J	Call		£0.08	£1.32	£1.20
River
		4
F	Bet		£0.04	£1.36	£1.17
A	Call		£0.04	£1.40	£0.78
T	Call		£0.04	£1.44	£3.76
J	Call		£0.04	£1.48	£1.16
F	Show	A Q
A	Muck	9 9
T	Muck	3 4
J	Muck	J J
F	Win	Three Aces	£1.36		£2.53

tapeworm

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
xCarolinex	Small blind		£0.02	£0.02	£6.19
S	Big blind		£0.04	£0.06	£3.90
KayaSan	Big blind		£0.04	£0.10	£1.48
	Your hole cards	9 7
russ71	Call		£0.04	£0.14	£2.42
tapeworm	Fold
KayaSan	Check
R	Call		£0.04	£0.18	£1.67
xCarolinex	Fold
S	Check
Flop
		Q 2 7
S	Check
russ71	Check
KayaSan	Check
R	Check
Turn
		3
S	Check
russ71	Check
KayaSan	Check
R	Bet		£0.04	£0.22	£1.63
S	Call		£0.04	£0.26	£3.86
russ71	Fold
KayaSan	Fold
River
		8
S	Check
R	Bet		£0.04	£0.30	£1.59
S	Call		£0.04	£0.34	£3.82
R	Show	5 A
S	Muck	3 Q
R	Win	Flush to the Ace	£0.33		£1.92

leon621

not sure i should post myself on here with a moment of maness i quickly left the table laughing and before i got abused lol

2manyteeth	Small blind		£0.02	£0.02	£1.59
leon621	Big blind		£0.04	£0.06	£1.90
	Your hole cards	K 5
pricey55	Fold
usoges24	Fold
donk30	Fold
BELLFAST	Fold
2manyteeth	Call		£0.02	£0.08	£1.57
leon621	Raise		£0.12	£0.20	£1.78
2manyteeth	Raise		£0.48	£0.68	£1.09
leon621	Call		£0.36	£1.04	£1.42
Flop
		9 7 5
2manyteeth	Check
leon621	All-in		£1.42	£2.46	£0.00
2manyteeth	All-in		£1.09	£3.55	£0.00
leon621	Unmatched bet		£0.33	£3.22	£0.33
2manyteeth	Show	9 9
leon621	Show	K 5
Turn
		K
River
		6
2manyteeth	Win	Three 9s	£2.97		£2.97