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Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****
Good evening you lovely Sky Poker people!
We're getting ready for another Saturday night of festivities on the site and channel in another edition of...
Mastercash!
At the helm tonight is myself and the good ship Carlo Citrone and, as well as featuring more cash hands than you can shake a stick at, we'll be discussing the upcoming presenter sit n' go, getting updates live from Vegas from Tikay, presenting the top five biggest hands of the week from midnight and of course reading out all your messages.
Tonight's topic...
Chat-ups!
What's the best or worst chat-up line you've ever used, heard someone else using or had used on you? What's the funniest or most memorable chat-up incident you've been involved in? What was your (or someone you know) most disastrous attempt at chatting someone up ? etc etc.
I have a feeling Carlo may be able to add some personal inputinot this topic!
TSP Classic seat to our favourite one tonight!
Not only that- but we've pulled out an old favourite from semi-retirement..
Orford's Disastermind!
Yes, a lucky three of you will be live on air tonight answering as many general knowledge questions as possible in 30 seconds.
Whoever gets the most right will win a free Saturday night Open seat worth £22!
To be on the show tonight, email us your phone number to skyopen@bskyb.com
Good luck and see you at 9 on Sky Channel 865 or streamed via the homepage of this very website!
Comments
Some guy had been cracking onto me while I worked as a steward in a stadium, and I was assigned to a media entrance so I couldn't get away.
He turned up for the twentieth time that afternoon suddenly said, "WOW, what colour are your EYES?" (they are kind of difficult to explain - very dark blue outer ring and very light green inner ring around the pupil).
Wondering how I was going to get out of this one, one of the catering staff happened to be walking by and said, "Mine are different colours". Sure enough, she had one blue and one brown eye. It's quite hard to talk about anything else when that's been presented to you...
The look on his face when he realised his line of attack had been completely destroyed amused me enormously. I don't remember him trying again.
p.s. Why is Rich looking for chat-up lines?
Please check your messages as I have left 3 and emails to customer services to resolve a comp I won
Regards
Ship
Ive emailed my own little twist on Chat Up lines....
Hi Rich
Which levels on Cash Tables will you be covering tonight
While on safari in africa one of the guides seemed to take a fancy to me, no matter what i did or where i went i couldnt seem to get away from him and his corny 1 liners until the point when we both walked through a little bit of brush into a clearing and were faced by what i could only describe as the biggest lion ive seen in my life !
We both totally froze as it first of all stared at us and then started to slowly walk towards us !
He said stay calm and try not to show it your afraid as it got closer and closer, but in the meantime i reached down into my rucksack and pulled out a pair of nike running shoes that i had bought earlier on that day.
He said dont be silly Jenny you will never outrun a lion, to which i replied "aslong as i outrun you that will do for me mate" lol
Thanks Rich have a great show
I refuse to do a phone-in if Orford is on the Show.
Fact.
Carlo, yes, proper playa, (terrible fashion sense though), but Orford, forget it.
would you like to see my locomotive !
The line "do you want to see my car should do it"
In my case though my chat up line would have to be "what time is the bus due ?" or "do you get the number 7 bus often lol "
The comp situation has been resolved have spoken to sky Dan and I have been given a upgrade to the primo for tommrow night, so would just like to say a big thumbs up to sky/yourself for this.
As for chat up lines
Hi I am an Apple and you have a fine pear now please can I lay my Apple there.
have a great show guys
My worst chat up line WAS...'ten ton polar bear.' When she went 'What?' i would answer 'just to break the ice.' How bad was that?
not sure if the next will be allowed to air, but here goes...
The most unusual i heard was from a work colleague who used to ask ladies 'do you give head?' He used to get a lot of slaps and the occasional black eye. But sometimes he did get lucky!!!!
Be good guys
laurie/lozgo
Evening Rich / Carlo
Depending on how I a feeling, I either favour a simple "Your gorgeous"
or If I'm feeling brave
"Your ugly but you intrigue me"
Have a good show
Pen
Just a qustion on the cash game on friday. The blinds are 2/5, so you have to call 3/5th of a blind in the SB. Because you only have to call 1/2 a blind in a normal game do you have to be more careful in these games.
I would think in 10 seater games this holds ture.