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COUGH.... Dr Blacke & Nurse Elsa's clinic is now open in Area51 fot those poor struggling team c

IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
edited July 2011 in Poker Chat
It'll cost 'em  ;o)
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited July 2011
    COUGH ....  Dr Blacke & Nurse Elsa's clinic is now open in Area51 for those poor struggling team captains & players .


    JULY DTD TEAM TABLE AFTER 4 WEEKS

    Team                                           Runners   Points  Wins    LEAGUE POINTS

    TEAM 51                 78        92     4         20

    TEAM POKERTREV                         64            36           1               14

    TEAM KNIGHTPLOP                       44            28           1               11

    TEAM NINJA PLONKERS                27             21           0                8

    TEAM HITSQUAD                           55               9            2                7


     quote sky bernie

    " After viewing the table above ( best laugh i had in awhile ) ,
     Irish can you please set up  poker consulting rooms in AREA51 for
    the weaker teams .
    Maybe you could ask Nurse elsa & Dr blacke to help ? "

    quote irishrover

    " No probs bud i will set up consulting rooms later tonight .
    But as you are probaly aware
    their are a few  beyond help .
    The likes of dipso irene , maxs ( thinks he is special ) ally ,
    greg the limper e.tc.
    But yep us at TEAM51 will do our best for you bud,
    WATCH THIS SPACE  "






     TEAM51 ARE SO FAR AHEAD OF THE OTHER TEAMS .
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited July 2011
    never read so much rubbish in my life....

    apart from in Area 51 obv :)
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  • scouse_redscouse_red
    edited July 2011
    no way Mr Rover sir the team £51k challenge is very close and as we have far fewer members i'd say we are right up there

    plus have you got an official tour vehicle lol :)))

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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited July 2011
    Think those bacofoil hats must have scrambled your brains
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    no way Mr Rover sir the team £51k challenge is very close and as we have far fewer members i'd say we are right up there plus have you got an official tour vehicle lol :)))
    Posted by scouse_red
    The official Team51 bus






    We only have 12 contributing to the 51k challenge  :o)
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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR /> /> />>>>> : The official Team51 bus We only have 12 contributing to the 51k challenge  :o)
    Posted by elsadog
    You have circa 16 on your first two pages alone!!!

    It's okay, we forgive you ;o)))

    VWP tonight!! GL for next week, think the Team Terv's are pretty close so it should be a good end of month battle!!!

    xx
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  • MachkaMachka
    edited July 2011
    Us: Current running total is: £12,205.67


    You: Approx £12,191
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  • spornybolspornybol
    edited July 2011
    YOU SURE YOU ONLY HAVE 51 MEMBERS, EVERYTIME TONITE I WAS ON A TABLE WITH THREE 51ers  AND AS SOON AS ONE GET`S KNOCKED OUT ANOTHER 51er COMES ALONG, IT`S A CONSPIRACY I SAY,  
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  • billybootsbillyboots
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    YOU SURE YOU ONLY HAVE 51 MEMBERS, EVERYTIME TONITE I WAS ON A TABLE WITH THREE 51ers  AND AS SOON AS ONE GET`S KNOCKED OUT ANOTHER 51er COMES ALONG, IT`S A CONSPIRACY I SAY,  
    Posted by spornybol
    .............Ooooooooopppsssss.....we've been rumbled!!!.............
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  • billybootsbillyboots
    edited July 2011
    In Response to IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
      This is getting silly now .   TEAM51 ARE SO FAR AHEAD OF THE OTHER TEAMS . Maybe we should consider in helping them out . Just a thought,  with a lot of coaching in the TEAM51 facebook group page , we may just turn these guys in to winning players . what do you think my fellow 51ers ?
    Posted by IRISHROVER
    I for one think this is an extremely kind and gracious offer by Denis and should not be discarded out of hand.
    I personally look forward to the day that I can remove my 'L' plates, the quicker the better.
    Undoubtly there is a lot of talent amongst the teams but it's too easy to get complacent and occassionally flaws start to creep in......a watchful and caring eye from the sidelines is all that is usually reqd. to spot the mistakes and hope your kind offer is taken up sooner than later.............:)-.     
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  • djblacke04djblacke04
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    YOU SURE YOU ONLY HAVE 51 MEMBERS, EVERYTIME TONITE I WAS ON A TABLE WITH THREE 51ers  AND AS SOON AS ONE GET`S KNOCKED OUT ANOTHER 51er COMES ALONG, IT`S A CONSPIRACY I SAY,  
    Posted by spornybol

    Its not like you to MOAN sporny....

    lol

    but no matter how many times u look at the table,u are still behind...

     coaching rates are currently at £50 per hour,very reasonable considering others are upwards of £500,but mind u , you do know the old phrase'you cant polish a'
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited July 2011
    We havent joined the race so its between you and TKP , TKP FTW
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited July 2011
    There's a mix up here.

    The competition is the DTD team league.

    The 51k challenge is a Team51 Challenge to reach £51k winnings. It was never a challenge to other teams and that's obvious if you read the opening post on the 51k thread.

    The fact that others have chosen to copy the idea is great.

    The real competition is DTD. Maybe denis should have made that clearer in th OP.
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  • kevcoke69kevcoke69
    edited July 2011
    Were are we in the DTD league  elsadog
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    There's a mix up here. The competition is the DTD team league. The 51k challenge is a Team51 Challenge to reach £51k winnings. It was never a challenge to other teams and that's obvious if you read the opening post on the 51k thread. The fact that others have chosen to copy the idea is great. The real competition is DTD. Maybe denis should have made that clearer in th OP.
    Posted by elsadog
    As I said, scrambled brains.  Bacofoil hats should defo not be worn in the sunshine.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    Were are we in the DTD league  elsadog
    Posted by kevcoke69

    Errrrr  dunno m8

    Anyone got any idea?
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : Its not like you to MOAN sporny.... lol but no matter how many times u look at the table,u are still behind...  coaching rates are currently at £50 per hour,very reasonable considering others are upwards of £500,but mind u , you do know the old phrase'you cant polish a'
    Posted by djblacke04
    I have this morning hacked into Team51's Facebook page. (I used to be a journalist) and boy, if you think that lot moan on here, you should see their page on there! Full of whinge whinge whinge, more whinge and a load of swearing and crying.

    Anyway, after a got through about 100 pages of X files rubbish, I came across their coaching manual. This is a direct copy from Elsadog's/DJ's 'training' philosophy....


    1)When in doubt, and at any time during a tournament, just shove with any two cards. If they hold up/win, you have played the hand skillfully. If they get beat, you start a thread blaming the RNG.

    2) Repeat 1.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : As I said, scrambled brains.  Bacofoil hats should defo not be worn in the sunshine.
    Posted by 67Bhoys

    Meeeeooooowwwww!!   ;o)
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : I have this morning hacked into Team51's Facebook page. (I used to be a journalist) and boy, if you think that lot moan on here, you should see their page on there! Full of whinge whinge whinge, more whinge and a load of swearing and crying. Anyway, after a got through about 100 pages of X files rubbish, I came across their coaching manual. This is a direct copy from Elsadog's/DJ's 'training' philosophy.... 1)When in doubt, and at any time during a tournament, just shove with any two cards. If they hold up/win, you have played the hand skillfully. If they get beat, you start a thread blaming the RNG. 2) Repeat 1.
    Posted by MAXALLY
    LOL QFT
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : I have this morning hacked into Team51's Facebook page. (I used to be a journalist) and boy, if you think that lot moan on here, you should see their page on there! Full of whinge whinge whinge, more whinge and a load of swearing and crying. Anyway, after a got through about 100 pages of X files rubbish, I came across their coaching manual. This is a direct copy from Elsadog's/DJ's 'training' philosophy.... 1)When in doubt, and at any time during a tournament, just shove with any two cards. If they hold up/win, you have played the hand skillfully. If they get beat, you start a thread blaming the RNG. 2) Repeat 1.
    Posted by MAXALLY
    Thanks Max at £50/hour I reckon that took about 10secs to learn, so where do I send the 10p?
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : I have this morning hacked into Team51's Facebook page. (I used to be a journalist) and boy, if you think that lot moan on here, you should see their page on there! Full of whinge whinge whinge, more whinge and a load of swearing and crying. Anyway, after a got through about 100 pages of X files rubbish, I came across their coaching manual. This is a direct copy from Elsadog's/DJ's 'training' philosophy.... 1)When in doubt, and at any time during a tournament, just shove with any two cards. If they hold up/win, you have played the hand skillfully. If they get beat, you start a thread blaming the RNG. 2) Repeat 1.
    Posted by MAXALLY

    All right, all right ......... I apologise for taking you out of DTD last night. A7 is a much under-rated hand.  ;o)
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  • imberimber
    edited July 2011
    TEAM 51 HAVE GOT 5 OUT OF THE TOP 10 POSITIONS IN THE FANTASY LEAGUE - even pretty good at the make believe stuff!!!!!
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27
    edited July 2011
    Our plan at TNP is working.  We've got all of you where we want you before we spring our surprise attack.


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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    Our plan at TNP is working.  We've got all of you where we want you before we spring our surprise attack.
    Posted by AcidMan27
    Not now Kato
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  • scotty77scotty77
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : I have this morning hacked into Team51's Facebook page. (I used to be a journalist) and boy, if you think that lot moan on here, you should see their page on there! Full of whinge whinge whinge, more whinge and a load of swearing and crying. Anyway, after a got through about 100 pages of X files rubbish, I came across their coaching manual. This is a direct copy from Elsadog's/DJ's 'training' philosophy.... 1)When in doubt, and at any time during a tournament, just shove with any two cards. If they hold up/win, you have played the hand skillfully. If they get beat, you start a thread blaming the RNG. 2) Repeat 1.
    Posted by MAXALLY
    lololol so true nice one Mr Maxally :)
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  • djblacke04djblacke04
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    Us: Current running total is: £12,205.67 You: Approx £12,191
    Posted by Machka

    and your running total started from when?
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  • djblacke04djblacke04
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : I have this morning hacked into Team51's Facebook page. (I used to be a journalist) and boy, if you think that lot moan on here, you should see their page on there! Full of whinge whinge whinge, more whinge and a load of swearing and crying. Anyway, after a got through about 100 pages of X files rubbish, I came across their coaching manual. This is a direct copy from Elsadog's/DJ's 'training' philosophy.... 1)When in doubt, and at any time during a tournament, just shove with any two cards. If they hold up/win, you have played the hand skillfully. If they get beat, you start a thread blaming the RNG. 2) Repeat 1.
    Posted by MAXALLY

    sry just had to post this from our Pm section..

    Dear Alan( Maxally),
    we are sorry you feel that way,but as you were aware we closed our team quite a while back,and it would be unfair just to make an exception for you.Maybe when we are recruiting you might be able to join then,and become a part of the number 1 team on sky..

    enjoy your poker,
    Team 51..



    on a lighter note,seeing as no other teams actually manged to get in the top ten aprt from Pokertrev.....you might want to buy the poker manual at a special discount price of £1379....

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  • kaymackaymac
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : I have this morning hacked into Team51's Facebook page. (I used to be a journalist) and boy, if you think that lot moan on here, you should see their page on there! Full of whinge whinge whinge, more whinge and a load of swearing and crying. Anyway, after a got through about 100 pages of X files rubbish, I came across their coaching manual. This is a direct copy from Elsadog's/DJ's 'training' philosophy.... 1)When in doubt, and at any time during a tournament, just shove with any two cards. If they hold up/win, you have played the hand skillfully. If they get beat, you start a thread blaming the RNG. 2) Repeat 1.
    Posted by MAXALLY
    You must be on the wrong page m8, as there is none of that nonsense on the fb site, only constructive, friendly, helpful banter..... but as you used to be a journalist, why let the truth get in the way of a good story!!!!!
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27
    edited July 2011


    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : sry just had to post this from our Pm section.. Dear Alan( Maxally), we are sorry you feel that way,but as you were aware we closed our team quite a while back,and it would be unfair just to make an exception for you.Maybe when we are recruiting you might be able to join then,and become a part of the number 1 team on sky.. enjoy your poker, Team 51.. on a lighter note,seeing as no other teams actually manged to get in the top ten aprt from Pokertrev.....you might want to buy the poker manual at a special discount price of £1379....
    Posted by djblacke04


    Except for the mighty Darntootin for the all conquering TNP.

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  • lea116311lea116311
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR /> />>>>>> : I have this morning hacked into Team51's Facebook page. (I used to be a journalist) and boy, if you think that lot moan on here, you should see their page on there! Full of whinge whinge whinge, more whinge and a load of swearing and crying. Anyway, after a got through about 100 pages of X files rubbish, I came across their coaching manual. This is a direct copy from Elsadog's/DJ's 'training' philosophy.... 1)When in doubt, and at any time during a tournament, just shove with any two cards. If they hold up/win, you have played the hand skillfully. If they get beat, you start a thread blaming the RNG. 2) Repeat 1.
    Posted by MAXALLY
    You didn't work for NOTW did you? I thought there was a funny noise on my phone every time I used it.
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