Wherever you are, I hope you get "Bailed" out soon, but I expect at your age you probably give Birthdays a "Wide" Birth. Do you even remember your last "LBW" (Last Birthday Wish)?
"Four" what it's worth, I don't think you look like an old "Bat" anyway, infact I think you look at least "Six" years younger than a "Century". I truly don't know how old you are but I know you've had a good "innings" so lets just hope that pretty young "Maiden" keeps you company in your old age.
If your celebrating with a meal this evening, can I suggest you go "Out for a Duck", the crispy ones are especially nice with a few "Yorkers" (Yorkshire Puddings).
Anyway, must "Run" I hope you get everything you wish "Four" and I must say you're a great "All Rounder"
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Going to any test matches??
Any Tip for series most runs/wickets, am goin for Bell/Broad!!
hope to see you back soon, ed.
happy birthday.
HOPE TO SEE YOU UNIQUE BRAND OF HUMOUR BACK SOON.
ORFORD'S BEEN CRYING WITHOUT YOU TO SHARE TOILET HUMOUR!!!!!!
xx
Hope ure back on 865 very very soon xxx
I am "Bowled" "Over" its your birthday.
Wherever you are, I hope you get "Bailed" out soon, but I expect at your age you probably give Birthdays a "Wide" Birth. Do you even remember your last "LBW" (Last Birthday Wish)?
"Four" what it's worth, I don't think you look like an old "Bat" anyway, infact I think you look at least "Six" years younger than a "Century". I truly don't know how old you are but I know you've had a good "innings" so lets just hope that pretty young "Maiden" keeps you company in your old age.
If your celebrating with a meal this evening, can I suggest you go "Out for a Duck", the crispy ones are especially nice with a few "Yorkers" (Yorkshire Puddings).
Anyway, must "Run" I hope you get everything you wish "Four" and I must say you're a great "All Rounder"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY ED"