Post here if you would like to know how you die.

yuranASSet

I have an amazing gift the enables me to foresee the future.

If you would like to know how you die let me know.

spornybol

i already know when die, it`s every day on the poker tables

loonytoons

Ha ha, and no one can disprove that you are wrong until they die in another way to your prediction - then its too late lol

yuranASSet

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i already know when die, it`s every day on the poker tables
Posted by spornybol

First customer up.

Sporny You live a long and gracious life, however this is to be your downfall. You die by not dying. You become really really old when on your final day you die by fright, looking at yourself in a puddle of your own liquid.

yuranASSet

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Ha ha, and no one can disprove that you are wrong until they die in another way to your prediction - then its too late lol
Posted by loonytoons

After a night playing poker at your friends house you decide to stop home for some uberfried food. A disgruntled employer drops a lit cherry bomb into the fryer as you are placing your order. It goes off spraying oil all over the place. You die from your burns however, you do taste delicious.

spornybol

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In Response to Re: Post here if you would like to know how you die. : First customer up. Sporny You live a long and gracious life, however this is to be your downfall. You die by not dying. You become really really old when on your final day you die by fright, looking at yourself in a puddle of your own liquid.
Posted by yuranASSet

thank god for that, thought i`d die off fright when it dawns on me i`ve been married 50yrs

67Bhoys

My wife often says she is going to kill me, is this true?

yuranASSet

It would have been true hadn't you taking your trip to the Vatican City 3 years prior. Unfortunately after several paranoid glances between you and the pope, you end up in a mexican stand off with him. Sorry to say that god was not on your side.

TRIP5

Already booked in for a heart attack but thanks for the offer ;o)))

xx

iBLUFF

Oh, go on then ...

spornybol

In Response to Re: Post here if you would like to know how you die.:

Oh, go on then ...
Posted by iBLUFF

easy your going when you open the wrong post, BOOOM

iBLUFF

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In Response to Re: Post here if you would like to know how you die. : easy your going when you open the wrong post, BOOOM
Posted by spornybol

loll