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Tidiest poker chick out there?

edited July 2011 in Poker Chat
I read somewhere that political correctness will be the death of society. So I'm going to make my contribution to shatter it.

Who's the tidiest poker bird out there? I'm not doing a poll because it might be hurtful for someone getting few votes. I'd vote for them all anyway but that's just me.

Anyway, the candidates;

We've been blessed on Sky. I've never hidden the fact that I find LML (and her giggle, beat it Machka) as cute as a button. And Acebarry wouldn't just stalk any old tv presenter. Fowler and Champion hardly fell of the ugly tree either. Both tidy as. I believe Orpe and Scott presented here too? Before my time though.

And onto the players. Boeree's got that metal chick vibe and her millions would help if she was proposing to bandini. Erica Schoneberg might meet my criteria. Tilly strikes me as that scary divorcee that chances me at wedding dances I didn't want to attend in the first place, but each to their own. That blonde English one that Orf interviewed on Sky recently is cute too. Forgot her name.

I'm loving Vicki Coren just now though. Wee cute blondes do it for me. And she's got that brainy, booky, snobby English accent thing going on too. Top trumps.

Thoughts? (other than I need to get out more)

Ladies feel free to discuss the hunky poker blokes out there too. I'm all for equality. Probably only between me and Antonious but I'll take the adulation. No sympathy votes for Hoggers, he'll know you're not serious and be hurt.

Just realised that women are exactly like poker. We love them, we're addicted to them, but they can't half do our heads in at times.

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