Tonight's show - Saturday 10th Oct

Sky_Alan

ORFORD NOOO!!!!!! DAVID CAMERON WANTS YOU TO "HUG A HOODIE" NOT "HUG A DONKEY".....YOU MUPPET!!

Sky_Alan

Evening all,
As you know there's 7 large up for grabs in tonight's Open, and in classic Orford style there're also a few extra prizes in the form of poker tuition books. Post your thoughts/comments and questions here, if your post is read out on the show then you'll go into the prize draw at the end of the night.
And just to kick things off we're stealing this weeks caption comp photo as posted by Sky_Rich (not Orford), now this doesn't affect Sky_Rich's usual thread and any prizes he may give away but if you do want to enter twice post here and on the Weekly Caption Contest page in the blog section.






Good Luck on the tables!!

Producer Al

mike1975

Rich- TK you know i have always wanted a "PEACE" of you...

TK- Oh shut up and kiss me you fool....

RICHORFORD

Nice one chaps- keep 'em coming!

Haven't done the live programme for a couple of weeks so looking forward to it tonight. Best of luck if you're playing and drop me a line so we can have a laugh on the show.

phil12uk

With the X Factor live shows starting tonight, Sky Poker bring out their version of the annoying duo group.

RICHORFORD

"I hope that's a stack of chips in your pocket, Tikay"

karlluke

tk- Its time to come out rich, stop hiding the truth from everyone.

Rich- We can still keep it quite, quick  strike a funny pose for the camera

xevenstarx

Turns out Tikay's chat up lines were better than he thought...

acebarry10

tikay, I know you want a kiss, but I want to show everyone sooty with nothing on.

StarBobbie

Another fine mess you have got me into.

GREGHOGG

Hi Rich and Mark

I played 78 off suit Mark in the open, and this happened. Its amazing. please show this hand if you get a moment. Thanks.

Hand History #197130641 (21:11 10/10/2009)

not a hand id normally play, only played it cos mark was on!

mike1975

While Rich has good intentions as he tries to console Tk after an other swift exit from the open, TK misreads the signals and lets his true feelings spill over.......

Exeter_Ian

Hi guys

How about "Rich Orford discovers the playboy bunnies are not quite what he had envisaged..."

Cheers

Ian

unknown_username

TK says ...  "Richard if were going to dance ,,,,you lead and   I'll be the lady !!  

xevenstarx

Just gone out of the open, I pushed all in with KJ off suit - was it the wrong move? I was pretty short, probably owing to my call instead of raise with a pair of 10's the hand before.

Hand ID

(10/10/2009 21:41)

197142679

Cormach

Richard I missed you so much when you were on holiday,I love your tan.Please please kiss me. Ok Tikay you can have two but thats it.

acebarry10

Hi Rich, Mark

Here are the prongs that plug tikay,s pacemaker into the socket, he dont know Ive unplugged it

unknown_username

Thank you   Rich and Mark ...the way i'm running  right now    dummies book  is good for me  ty ty )

acebarry10

Hi Alan

I would just like to wish you luck in whatever you doand thank you for all you have done for Sky Poker.

unknown_username

''As the two of them moved closer together Tikay's brain-shriveling mind-probe extended towards his next victim..............only to quickly retract after failing to locate a target.''