IT`S A JOKE

spornybol

WHY CAN`T I WIN AN ALL -IN AND ALWAYS BEST HAND AND SHORT @RSE EVERYTIME ? WHO SAY`S BIG STACK WINS EVERY TIME 3 HANDS AND SHORT STACK WINS ??

Dazler

i never find its the big stack always wins ive actualy stopped calling short stacks now cos i get fed up of them shoving with sh it and hitting a st8! i end up doubling up about 4 short stacks with the best hand going in. annoying i know m8

achill

dtd last night

i'm short stacked and shove with kq suited, chip leader calls with k9 and hits two 9's on flop.

i'm fed up with big stacks calling with rubbish and knocking me out.

bigal36903

THE WINNING HAND IS PPREDETERMINED. IT IS IF THE PLAYER PLAYS THE 2 HOLD CARDS..


LIKE WHEN U SEE 85 WINNING..  OR RAGGY A COS U FOLDED THE WINNING HAND COS U DONT PLAY RUBBISH HANDS

FlyingDagg

Sporny i have to say  I find your post a bit cheeky. You know it's down to variance and the way you have run in the last couple of weeks you really shouldn't have any complaints.

AMYBR

Always think of "Dark City" when i see this thread

debdobs_67

Well as a norm if im short i lose AND if im well chipped i lose , consistency ftw )

snorky

In Response to Re: IT`S A JOKE:

Well as a norm if im short i lose AND if im well chipped i lose , consistency ftw )
Posted by debdobs_67

Your jokes are rubbish.

Here's one what's red and white and sits in a tree.......a sanitary owl.

Not sure this will get past the mods but the rules are it's only offensive if no one laughs surely?

Pretty sure this will get a funny yes..... acceptable no.
 
Bad snorky have a forum rest darn

MR-CHIPS-D

In Response to Re: IT`S A JOKE:

In Response to Re: IT`S A JOKE : Your jokes are rubbish. Here's one what's red and white and sits in a tree.......a sanitary owl. Not sure this will get past the mods but the rules are it's only offensive if no one laughs surely? Pretty sure this will get a funny yes..... acceptable no.   Bad snorky have a forum rest darn
Posted by snorky

LOL !

loonytoons

I prefer to go all in with over cards rather than a lower pair such as AKvJJ or QKv99 because they always seem to hit a lot more than 50% of the time!

debdobs_67

In Response to Re: IT`S A JOKE:

In Response to Re: IT`S A JOKE : Your jokes are rubbish. Here's one what's red and white and sits in a tree.......a sanitary owl. Not sure this will get past the mods but the rules are it's only offensive if no one laughs surely? Pretty sure this will get a funny yes..... acceptable no.   Bad snorky have a forum rest darn
Posted by snorky

Lolz but i do hope this wasnt directed at my post cos im female , i mean i may have to send hubby round to see ya , well that is when ya get home from school xx

Dazler

here you go m8 just played the open mini doing well at the top then called short stacks this was one hand after the next.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Dazler	Small blind		125.00	125.00	10380.00
JamDa	Big blind		250.00	375.00	6148.75
	Your hole cards	A K
Gibbo77	Fold
lloydyfc10	Call		250.00	625.00	15967.50
Debz0	Fold
seksee	Call		250.00	875.00	1330.00
Dazler	Raise		1125.00	2000.00	9255.00
JamDa	Fold
lloydyfc10	Fold
seksee	All-in		1330.00	3330.00	0.00
Dazler	Call		330.00	3660.00	8925.00
Dazler	Show	A K
seksee	Show	Q J
Flop
		9 3 10
Turn
		10
River
		K
seksee	Win	Straight to the King	3660.00		3660.00

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
JamDa	Small blind		125.00	125.00	6023.75
Gibbo77	Big blind		250.00	375.00	10058.75
	Your hole cards	K A
lloydyfc10	Fold
Debz0	Fold
seksee	Fold
Dazler	Raise		1250.00	1625.00	7675.00
JamDa	All-in		6023.75	7648.75	0.00
Gibbo77	Fold
Dazler	Call		4898.75	12547.50	2776.25
JamDa	Show	Q A
Dazler	Show	K A
Flop
		7 3 9
Turn
		J
River
		Q
JamDa	Win	Flush to the Ace	12547.50		12547.50

then out

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Dazler	Small blind		150.00	150.00	3451.25
JamDa	Big blind		300.00	450.00	11947.50
	Your hole cards	8 9
Gibbo77	Fold
lloydyfc10	Fold
Debz0	Fold
seksee	Fold
Dazler	Call		150.00	600.00	3301.25
JamDa	Check
Flop
		A A 8
Dazler	Bet		300.00	900.00	3001.25
JamDa	Call		300.00	1200.00	11647.50
Turn
		10
Dazler	Bet		600.00	1800.00	2401.25
JamDa	Call		600.00	2400.00	11047.50
River
		7
Dazler	Check
JamDa	Bet		2700.00	5100.00	8347.50
Dazler	All-in		2401.25	7501.25	0.00
JamDa	Unmatched bet		298.75	7202.50	8646.25
Dazler	Show	8 9
JamDa	Show	9 J
JamDa	Win	Straight to the Jack	7202.50		15848.75

Dazler

should of shoved with my last one prob would have won as i was short stacked lol

bigal36903

In Response to Re: IT`S A JOKE:

should of shoved with my last one prob would have won as i was short stacked lol
Posted by Dazler

he still would of called and the answer to your statement is  YOU WOULD OF LOST  cos he was behind and needed to hit..

if you need to hit something on sky go all in and you will 70-30 win ...  not like it should be

snorky

In Response to Re: IT`S A JOKE:

In Response to Re: IT`S A JOKE : Lolz but i do hope this wasnt directed at my post cos im female , i mean i may have to send hubby round to see ya , well that is when ya get home from school xx
Posted by debdobs_67

The joke may be purile but sending your hubby round is too much.

spornybol

In Response to Re: IT`S A JOKE:

In Response to Re: IT`S A JOKE : The joke may be purile but sending your hubby round is too much.
Posted by snorky

WITH THAT CONDOM ON YOUR HEAD I`D BE WORRIED FOR DEBDOBS OTHER HALF !

debdobs_67

In Response to Re: IT`S A JOKE:

In Response to Re: IT`S A JOKE : WITH THAT CONDOM ON YOUR HEAD I`D BE WORRIED FOR DEBDOBS OTHER HALF !
Posted by spornybol

pmsl xx

spornybol

thought you`d like that, where`s snorkle with his pre-(mature) response

snorky

In Response to Re: IT`S A JOKE:

thought you`d like that, where`s snorkle with his pre-(mature) response
Posted by spornybol

His eyes aren't painted on and i do look like a princess.....

Debs should be quite concerned


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