What's the difference between "Dazler" and "Irishrover" -------
Dazler has a Dog Collar ........... Irishrover has a Flea Collar............. They both have been Collared by me.? Irishrover's Wife uses him to tune her guitar. !
What's the difference between "Dazler" and "Irishrover" ------- Dazler has a Dog Collar ........... Irishrover has a Flea Collar............. They both have been Collared by me.? Irishrover's Wife uses him to tune her guitar. ! . Posted by logdon
REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
1. A guitar has a volume knob 2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one 3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to 4. You can unplug a guitar 5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more 6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset 7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested 8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care 9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg. 10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it 11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar 12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set 13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking 14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required 15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free 16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out. 17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed. 18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you. 19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering. 20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke. 21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
In Response to Re: For Logdon />>>> : REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN 1. A guitar has a volume knob 2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one 3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to 4. You can unplug a guitar 5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more 6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset 7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested 8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care 9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg. 10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it 11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar 12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set 13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking 14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required 15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free 16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out. 17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed. 18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you. 19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering. 20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke. 21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it. Posted by IRISHROVER
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Dazler has a Dog Collar ........... Irishrover has a Flea Collar............. They both have been Collared by me.? Irishrover's Wife uses him to tune her guitar. !
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REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
The Britishrover is built in the Factory.
The Irishrover is nicked from the car park.
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