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Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-)

unknown_usernameunknown_username
edited September 2011 in The Shed
PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalanceWookieboySmall blind 150.00150.002510.00ROSSBOYBig blind 300.00450.002280.00 Your hole cards72   findyFold    naedanger1Call 300.00750.003355.00Quietly1All-in 8130.008880.000.00WookieboyFold    ROSSBOYFold    naedanger1Fold    Quietly1Show72   Quietly1Win 1050.00 1050.00Quietly1Return 7830.000.008880.00
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited September 2011
    You devil you Mrs Q, bet you were popular after showing that one.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    You devil you Mrs Q, bet you were popular after showing that one.
    Posted by 67Bhoys

    Well one has clean soul thanks to Father Dazler and it seemed fitting to pay homage with an "ALL IN PRAISE BE"

    Rules are simple to the Game it must be a 72 off suit and an All in and shown to the table uncalled, get a lovely reception sometimes :-))  GL Frequent Flyers.
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited September 2011
    EEK!

    I don't do the flying thing

    Who do you fly with?
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    EEK! I don't do the flying thing Who do you fly with?
    Posted by NoseyBonk
    We fly with AL's Aircraft - Sponsered by AL's Bar inc.  :-))
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-) : We fly with AL's Aircraft - Sponsered by AL's Bar inc.  :-))
    Posted by Quietly1
    Sounds well dodgy! ;-D
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-) : Sounds well dodgy! ;-D
    Posted by NoseyBonk
    AL's Aircrafts ( or AA! for short) are one of the most 'accident free' airlines there is. We sometimes get a bit of turbulence near rivers we don't like the look of though :))
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    If I score with 72 off do I become one of the mile high club.?
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    If I score with 72 off do I become one of the mile high club.?
    Posted by logdon
    Nooooooooooooo Thou shalt have the honour of praising Father Dazler (PRAISE BE ALL IN!) and posting your Flying Ticket upon this thread and Celebrating your Flight in AL's Bar with friends. :-)

    Ps. Theres a Bonus G&T for anyone doing it FT of Main Event :-))
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  • DarntootinDarntootin
    edited September 2011
    LOLZ thread of the week!
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-) : Nooooooooooooo Thou shalt have the honour of praising Father Dazler (PRAISE BE ALL IN!) and posting your Flying Ticket upon this thread and Celebrating your Flight in AL's Bar with friends. :-) Ps. Theres a Bonus G&T for anyone doing it FT of Main Event :-))
    Posted by Quietly1
    Does it have to be a meaningful 72o   or     can it be in Free roll   30p dym
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-) : Does it have to be a meaningful 72o   or     can it be in Free roll   30p dym
    Posted by logdon
    Any Game you can - full table though if you please :-))
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-) : We fly with AL's Aircraft - Sponsered by AL's Bar inc.  :-))
    Posted by Quietly1
    Is that not the Airline that was formally known as Pedalo Airlines?
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited September 2011
    Is showing the 72 a mile high rub down?
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
     So I put on my sexy B.A. uniform and sat down at the table, it wasn't long before a 72o came on the runway.   Allin.!   All aboard close the door off we go.  Down the runway comes 7 k 2  reaching take off speed,  turn8  woo hoo were in the air,  river k  the pilot turns over AK and at 30 thousand feet the wings fall off.    So much for flying your Airline. !  no hugs 
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  • bludreid11bludreid11
    edited September 2011


      tremendous thread.

      anytime i get beat,  now i can always use the excuse that i was taking your challenge.
      so to all fish or donk bets its great news 
      praise be to logdon.tehe i bet you never thought of that.
     
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
     So I put on my sexy B.A. uniform and sat down at the table, it wasn't long before a 72o came on the runway.   Allin.!   All aboard close the door off we go.  Down the runway comes 7 k 2  reaching take off speed,  turn8  woo hoo were in the air,  river k  the pilot turns over AK and at 30 thousand feet the wings fall off.    So much for flying your Airline. !  no hugs 
    Posted by logdon
    Alas it seems you got the Dreadded "Cabin Fever" - 2 weeks stuck in Luton  Airport while you await for the fever to break im afraid.

    Better luck in flying next time dear!
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    daphne56 Small blind  75.00 75.00 920.00
    gilch60 Big blind  150.00 225.00 3535.00
      Your hole cards
    • 2
    • 7
    		     
    richford Fold     
    logdon All-in  3450.00 3675.00 0.00
    daphne56 Fold     
    gilch60 Fold     
    logdon Muck     
    logdon Win  375.00  375.00
    logdon Return  3300.00 0.00 3675.00
    Next

     Woooo Hoooo flying 1st Class  Richard Branson bringing my duty free.   Hugs all round. xx
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    daphne56 Small blind   75.00 75.00 920.00 gilch60 Big blind   150.00 225.00 3535.00   Your hole cards 2 7       richford Fold         logdon All-in   3450.00 3675.00 0.00 daphne56 Fold         gilch60 Fold         logdon Muck         logdon Win   375.00   375.00 logdon Return   3300.00 0.00 3675.00 Prev Close window Next  Woooo Hoooo flying 1st Class  Richard Branson bringing my duty free.   Hugs all round. xx
    Posted by logdon

    An Excellent Flight! "ALL IN PRAISE BE" Feel Free to get your after flight drink in AL's Bar :))
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    daphne56 Small blind   75.00 75.00 920.00 gilch60 Big blind   150.00 225.00 3535.00   Your hole cards 2 7       richford Fold         logdon All-in   3450.00 3675.00 0.00 daphne56 Fold         gilch60 Fold         logdon Muck         logdon Win   375.00   375.00 logdon Return   3300.00 0.00 3675.00 Prev Close window Next  Woooo Hoooo flying 1st Class  Richard Branson bringing my duty free.   Hugs all round. xx
    Posted by logdon
    Muck!!!  Muck!!!

    What about the mile high rub down?
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  • scorpio13scorpio13
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
     So I put on my sexy B.A. uniform and sat down at the table, it wasn't long before a 72o came on the runway.   Allin.!   All aboard close the door off we go.  Down the runway comes 7 k 2  reaching take off speed,  turn8  woo hoo were in the air,  river k  the pilot turns over AK and at 30 thousand feet the wings fall off.    So much for flying your Airline. !  no hugs 
    Posted by logdon
    Unlucky sexy Air Hostess :( hope no serious injuries. Glue the wings back on and get back on the horse :)
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  • scorpio13scorpio13
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    daphne56 Small blind   75.00 75.00 920.00 gilch60 Big blind   150.00 225.00 3535.00   Your hole cards 2 7       richford Fold         logdon All-in   3450.00 3675.00 0.00 daphne56 Fold         gilch60 Fold         logdon Muck         logdon Win   375.00   375.00 logdon Return   3300.00 0.00 3675.00 Prev Close window Next  Woooo Hoooo flying 1st Class  Richard Branson bringing my duty free.   Hugs all round. xx
    Posted by logdon
    Lol. Replied to the crash before i saw the successful flight. Very well done. Mile high club next! :)
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  • scorpio13scorpio13
    edited September 2011
    Hand History #411039715 (10:41 06/09/2011)
    Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance
    marko316  Small blind   75.00  75.00  2295.00
    JayPeeH  Big blind   150.00  225.00  10587.50
     Here's 2 things to laugh about. Firstly, i followed the poker clinic advice on the forum for copying hands and this was my unsuccessful result, and secondly, although i could pretend i am now a fully qualified air hostess i failed the eye test resulting in the 7 2 being from the same family. Oh well , should have gone to Specsavers! :)


     Your hole cards 
    2
    7
          
    conorccfc  Call   150.00  375.00  4332.50
    scorpio13  All-in   5220.00  5595.00  0.00
    heslin06  Fold    
    scrumdown  Fold    
    marko316  Fold    
    JayPeeH  Fold    
    conorccfc  Fold    
    scorpio13  Muck    
    scorpio13  Win   525.00   525.00
    scorpio13  Return   5070.00  0.00  5595.00

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  • scorpio13scorpio13
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    Hand History #411039715 (10:41 06/09/2011) Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance marko316  Small blind   75.00  75.00  2295.00 JayPeeH  Big blind   150.00  225.00  10587.50  Here's 2 things to laugh about. Firstly, i followed the poker clinic advice on the forum for copying hands and this was my unsuccessful result, and secondly, although i could pretend i am now a fully qualified air hostess i failed the eye test resulting in the 7 2 being from the same family. Oh well , should have gone to Specsavers! :)  Your hole cards  2 7        conorccfc  Call   150.00  375.00  4332.50 scorpio13  All-in   5220.00  5595.00  0.00 heslin06  Fold     scrumdown  Fold     marko316  Fold     JayPeeH  Fold     conorccfc  Fold     scorpio13  Muck     scorpio13  Win   525.00   525.00 scorpio13  Return   5070.00  0.00  5595.00
    Posted by scorpio13
    3 things!! Split my hand! LOL. Really need those glasses or to cut down on the drinking. :)
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-) : An Excellent Flight! "ALL IN PRAISE BE" Feel Free to get your after flight drink in AL's Bar :))
    Posted by Quietly1
    I'll pass on the free drink but thanks anyway to frightened to show my face in Al's Bar after calling all in with Air Con,  72o taking prisoners on board.   My reputation for only playing top cards is in tatters and I will now expect to be called on every street.  I can hear the shouts of Muppet ringing in my ears. Was good Fun thou.!   Back to being Nit Picker and tight back door player . ?  hugs x 
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    Hand History #411039715 (10:41 06/09/2011) Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance marko316  Small blind   75.00  75.00  2295.00 JayPeeH  Big blind   150.00  225.00  10587.50  Here's 2 things to laugh about. Firstly, i followed the poker clinic advice on the forum for copying hands and this was my unsuccessful result, and secondly, although i could pretend i am now a fully qualified air hostess i failed the eye test resulting in the 7 2 being from the same family. Oh well , should have gone to Specsavers! :)  Your hole cards  2 7        conorccfc  Call   150.00  375.00  4332.50 scorpio13  All-in   5220.00  5595.00  0.00 heslin06  Fold     scrumdown  Fold     marko316  Fold     JayPeeH  Fold     conorccfc  Fold     scorpio13  Muck     scorpio13  Win   525.00   525.00 scorpio13  Return   5070.00  0.00  5595.00
    Posted by scorpio13
    Tut Tut   Surely you must know 72 suited is the new AA and a back door burglary. But a win is a win. !  Don't give up your Quest to Fly Virgin 72o flights take off every few hours. Remember my little Spider if at first your wings fall off.  gl  hugs  x
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    Hand History #411039715 (10:41 06/09/2011) Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance marko316  Small blind   75.00  75.00  2295.00 JayPeeH  Big blind   150.00  225.00  10587.50  Here's 2 things to laugh about. Firstly, i followed the poker clinic advice on the forum for copying hands and this was my unsuccessful result, and secondly, although i could pretend i am now a fully qualified air hostess i failed the eye test resulting in the 7 2 being from the same family. Oh well , should have gone to Specsavers! :)  Your hole cards  2 7        conorccfc  Call   150.00  375.00  4332.50 scorpio13  All-in   5220.00  5595.00  0.00 heslin06  Fold     scrumdown  Fold     marko316  Fold     JayPeeH  Fold     conorccfc  Fold     scorpio13  Muck     scorpio13  Win   525.00   525.00 scorpio13  Return   5070.00  0.00  5595.00
    Posted by scorpio13
    An Excellent Attempt! Due to Alcohol comsuption i would put you forward for Advance Flight Training - And send you for an eye test - Be Careful the Eyeman can be Saucey!!

    Good Luck in your Next Flight Attempt Hon :))
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-):
    In Response to Re: Air Hostess - Care to join - fasten your seatbelts. :-) : I'll pass on the free drink but thanks anyway to frightened to show my face in Al's Bar after calling all in with Air Con,  72o taking prisoners on board.   My reputation for only playing top cards is in tatters and I will now expect to be called on every street.  I can hear the shouts of Muppet ringing in my ears. Was good Fun thou.!   Back to being Nit Picker and tight back door player . ?  hugs x 
    Posted by logdon
    Thank you for Flying AL's Airlines - Glad you enjoyed your Flight, Feel free to Fly Anytime - There is an Upgrade for Final Table Flyers that manage in Main Events :))


    Thanks for the posts hon :))
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  • DazlerDazler
    edited September 2011
    with hands like 72 and flying by the seat of your pants i definately think you need to be preying to the good lord above, i for one allways have an eye for the trollydollys and will endevour to join the mile high club. Just will have to visit the church of Dazler and prey for the poor souls and mine that i have done such a sinful thing too. Heads between your legs and prey is all i can say :)
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    HoopsDr Big blind  150.00 225.00 2900.00
      Your hole cards
    • 2
    • 7
    		     
    mrparish82 Fold     
    logdon All-in  2415.00 2640.00 0.00
    ms-tree Fold     
    boozy45 Fold     
    arkle Fold     
    HoopsDr Fold     
    logdon Muck     
    logdon Win  375.00  375.00
    logdon Return  2265.00 0.00 2640.00
    Next

      woo hoo flying Con Air twice as nice beat that ground hogs.!
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  • scorpio13scorpio13
    edited September 2011
    Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance
    CHRISMOF  Small blind   10.00  10.00  1990.00
    nicka2604  Big blind   20.00  30.00  1980.00
       Your hole cards 
    7
    2
          
    Hard_Rock  Fold    
    nutloaf  Fold    
    LEEDSHX  Fold    
    scorpio13  All-in   2000.00  2030.00  0.00
    CHRISMOF  Fold    
    nicka2604  Fold    
    scorpio13  Show 
    7
    2
    scorpio13  Win   50.00   50.00
    scorpio13  Return   1980.00  0.00  2030.00


    Went  to specsavers and i've done it this time for real in the 25gtd just now!!

    7 2 off... all in ...and showed them but (swearword) sky tech havent got back to me about why my cards aren't showing so i can only show like this  sorry...:))))
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