Muppet's Donk's and Chav's

unknown_username

  I cant believe the play of some people, it's not the RNG it's the pilchards that play here.... 

It's not the  7min blind games either .. I'm holding KQ soooted,  some action pre flop me and  1 other ..flop come  KQJ  ..he bets   I move all-in .....he calls for all his chips 7k ...he shows A 9

No  its not a  10 that comes... turn A  river 9 .... what is that all about ??????

Today I'm short stack ..move all in preflop with KK ..even write in the chat "monster alert"  get called  in 2 positions (fair enough first guy has A 10)   the other has Q 3 o/s flop come with   Q  river     3..  are they f kin mad  here  or what... ???

Trouble  is they listen to these analyst's telling them to shove it all  in because they have the  odds to call  ( with Q 3) and that's  nuts ....    Jeez  where do they get some of these  pilchards from .. some  are  recent  releases  from "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"  I think   .
.nutters   fri ggin nutters !!!!!!

scotty77

Do you hvae the HH of the Q3 hand?  Maths FTW

UL tho sir, but you got loadsa money so who cares just load up another tournie and cross your fingers and hope to run good.  You ahve been around the poker circuit long enough to know that these happen and tbf you have probably dished out some shocker of beats in your time ***cough runner runner FH for a 600bb pot ***

MH45706

Sounds like ANOTHER rant...as long as you get your chips in ahead you can be happy you played it properly. no need for such a BITTER rant in my opinion tho

unknown_username

Lol   hi ya scotty ..ahh but thats different  )  and besides me poor dog has to have tripe and biscuit  this week  now ....*sigh*  who can ya turn to ?  

 anyways  I'm at Luton next Saturday for the day  .. ru coming ?    glk mate 

 ..oh thanks ..  youve made me feel  so much better now ....doh

unknown_username

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Sounds like ANOTHER rant...as long as you get your chips in ahead you can be happy you played it properly. no need for such a BITTER rant in my opinion tho
Posted by MH45706

MH45706  I'm not bitter  i'm fuming ....

oh did you know,(i suppose you must)  MH457  was a Spitfire in the 2nd world war !  ) glk

MH45706

No I didnt know that....good to be named after such a legendary, quintessentially English aircraft

unknown_username

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In Response to Re: Muppet's Donk's and Chav's : MH45706  I'm not bitter  i'm fuming .... oh did you know,(i suppose you must)  MH457  was a Spitfire in the 2nd world war !  ) glk
Posted by bennydip2

oops  sorry MH  got the number wrong MH434    Im chilled now just watched this again !!

http://www.livevideo.com/video/0C14899680E64262A15A0BBBCB03765B/mh434-mark-hanna-s-spitfire.aspx

Nearly as good as s e x  )

mike1975

i thought my Q 3 was good? .....

unknown_username

lol  Mike  u know it wasn't you  ...hahahaa    N1   

anyways  I thought Q3  was a gay waiter ..!!   Queen with a Tray ?

DELTA

there is no such thing as odds ....if lets say u have put half ur stack in and u no ur beat by the flop n turn why bother with the river but so many ppl do and its so annoying calling 4 wat maybe a 52/1 shot ...but haho its ur dough

unknown_username

Yes Delta  100% agree

FlashFlush

All i can say is NH WP... benny you got owned by someone who is obviously the dogs goolies ;-)

unknown_username

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All i can say is NH WP... benny you got owned by someone who is obviously the dogs goolies ;-)
Posted by FlashFlush

looooll  nice one Flash .............   oh  forgot .. Congrats on SPT qualifier  win to Manchester  glk

TENOFSPADE

 hey benny , i posted a thread like this a few weeks back ,and u told me, i should consider changing the way i play ,or something along those lines ........im just glad, u can now c where i was coming from lololol  ,it freaking hurts m8 ,and i know exactly how u feel ,,,,,ive taken a couple of weeks off, which i thought would do me the world of good ,but can honestly say ,i do not miss playing at all ,  gl m8 hope those runner runners come 2 an end 4 u

annie_duke

pain      benny       pain

who can ta turn to?

u need 2 weeks in the bahama's like me!

g lk

lol

loonytoons

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there is no such thing as odds ....if lets say u have put half ur stack in and u no ur beat by the flop n turn why bother with the river but so many ppl do and its so annoying calling 4 wat maybe a 52/1 shot ...but haho its ur dough
Posted by DELTA

but on the river it wouldnt be 52/1 shot because minus your hole cards + the 4 community cards already down its a 46/1 so that would make a great deal of difference wouldnt it??? 

unknown_username

  Tenofspaces ...Annie ...Loony ...    Im not even going to tell ya how my all-in got called  by  6 8 sooted ..  sigh

right back to Louis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass"  more sanity there and with less  Jackawobby    than in this
 
place..... aaaghhhhhhhhhhhhh    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR3peEyRCxY

GREGHOGG

There is such a thing as odds and a "maths" call im afraid...imo

If i believe i have the odds i will call every time, providing the situation permits it...

Sorry Benny

unknown_username

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There is such a thing as odds and a "maths" call im afraid...imo If i believe i have the odds i will call every time, providing the situation permits it... Sorry Benny
Posted by GREGHOGG

Wonderfull  with Q 3  he had  no investment  in the pot  ?  

Nice one Greg you come on this thread and give me a 'Rub Down"   ffs  fo

GREGHOGG

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In Response to Re: Muppet's Donk's and Chav's : Wonderfull  with Q 3  he had  no investment  in the pot  ?   Nice one Greg you come on this thread and give me a 'Rub Down"   ffs  fo
Posted by bennydip2

you misunderstand me, i wasnt talking about this specific hand, i was talking in general. i wouldnt give anyone a rub down

you said "Trouble  is they listen to these analyst's telling them to shove it all  in because they have the  odds to call "

I was saying that the analysts are sometimes right, thats all... but perhaps not in this situation with the Q3. I dont know the chip stacks etc, so i cant make a proper judgement on the hand in question.

JingleMa

Hi Benny, please read my post in "more money than sense".

I see now I put it in the wrong thread! 8- />

unknown_username

No prob's Greg  glk

Sky_Rich

hi guys,

i have had to delete a couple of posts in this thread as they were bordering on abusive. As we all know poker can at times be a very emotional game that effects us all in different ways... however, please keep this forum as it was intended... a place for open, friendly debate.

thank you

lucky77777

players online will call with anything just because there will be another game to get into, so odds is not an issue in online

poker, 

          better  off playing skybingo atleast u can win big in there

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LogomotifAndy

I don't know what these terms mean, although I suspect I am probably all 3!! Somelone explain? Cheers!

Anyone out there?