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Michael, aka DTW Bandit

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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited September 2011
    Hoping for a speedy recovery for you mate so that you can get back to the tables as soon as possible.  Guess I'll have to donk my chips off to Chris until you get back!

    Good luck mate.
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  • scorpio13scorpio13
    edited September 2011
    So sorry to hear this sad news Michael., especially when you were so looking forward to the final.Thanks to you and Chris Monday nights are now officially the best poker night of the week and you will be missed by many. Best wishes for a very speedy recovery. :) x

    P.S  a joke that will hopefully make you chuckle
    A FARMER DECIDEDHE WANTED TO GO TO TOWNAND SEE A MOVIE.

    THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,    "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" 

    THE OLD FARMER SAID, 
    "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK.    WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES." 

    "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT 
    "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."

    THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER    AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS.THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH,BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.

    HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO    TWO OLD WIDOWSNAMED MILDRED AND MARGE. 

    THE MOVIE STARTEDAND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. . .THE OLD FARMER 
    UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO    CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUTAND WATCH THE MOVIE.

    "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.

    "WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

    "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME    IS A PERVERT."

    "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?

    "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND    HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.

    "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE..    "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"

    "I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED,    "BUT THIS ONE'SEATIN' MY POPCORN...!"
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  • scorpio13scorpio13
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Michael, aka DTW Bandit:
    So sorry to hear this sad news Michael., especially when you were so looking forward to the final.Thanks to you and Chris Monday nights are now officially the best poker night of the week and you will be missed by many. Best wishes for a very speedy recovery. :) x P.S  a joke that will hopefully make you chuckle A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"  THE OLD FARMER SAID,  "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."  "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT  "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER." THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.   THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. . . THE OLD FARMER   UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE. "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WHAT?" SAID MARGE. "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE? "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED. "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE.. "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL" "I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN...!"
    Posted by scorpio13

    Not sure why some of the words are suddenly joined together !!!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    Get well soon Michael, the forum can't afford to be without guys like you for too long. 

    Scouser will be run legless in your absence, so get back as soon as you're able. DTD won't be quite the same without you ........ Chuckle Bros. FTW
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  • BARBIE59BARBIE59
    edited September 2011

    Get well soon micheal hope you to see ya back at tables in no time

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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD
    edited September 2011
    Is this because I called you Steve???

    Seriously, sorry to hear about this Mike, and I hope you get better soon. You're a Sky Poker forum legend.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    Really gutted to hear that you're not well michael.

    Hoping you make a speedy recovery and can get back home soon.


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  • imberimber
    edited September 2011
    Hey - I'm really slow at catching on - Michael Mate look after yourself and get well very soon - we are missing you already!!!!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    Best wishes to you DTW - Get well soon.
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  • cleaverjimcleaverjim
    edited September 2011
    I havnt meet you but i wish you well .
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  • EyemanEyeman
    edited September 2011
    Hoping for a full a speedy, recovery, Michael. Am happy to call you a friend, and trust that you can feel free to call upon that any time. Get weel soon, bud.
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited September 2011
    Hope the nurses fix you up good 'n' proper ... Get well soon, Michael.
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  • bromley04bromley04
    edited September 2011
    Get well soon Michael - the forums aren't the same without you!!
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  • cenachavcenachav
    edited September 2011
    Best wishes and get well soon.  I take it it was the glare of Carlo's tan that set you off ;)
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  • yoyoyoyo
    edited September 2011
    that is a bad beat...

    hope you make a swift recovery & maybe see you at one of the future spt legs
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited September 2011



    I hope you recover soonest Michael. We were friends before, and after meeting you at the week end,  we are now mates! I think you robbed two of my lighters though :)

    To cheer up slightly, I got a fiver off that tight wad scouse red bloke when Stoke trounced Liverpool. ish. :))

    See you soon bud, take care.
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  • JohnConnorJohnConnor
    edited September 2011
    Get well soon mate, best wishes.
    JC
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  • dylan12dylan12
    edited September 2011
    Get Well soon Michael, take care mate 

    dyl
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  • DragonfliDragonfli
    edited September 2011
    Get well soon Michael, thinking of you x
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  • DazlerDazler
    edited September 2011
    I wish you a very speedy recovery DTW your a top bloke, and what you do on the DTD brightens up our mondays so get well soon:)  im sure you will prob get a few hands of poker in with them nurses and doctors :) see you soon buddy.
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  • MacMonsterMacMonster
    edited September 2011
    Get well soon DTW, look forward to having you back soon
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  • Kiwini4uKiwini4u
    edited September 2011
    Get well soon Michael, looking forward to meeting up with you at future live events.
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  • DarntootinDarntootin
    edited September 2011
    Sad news, I hope you are feeling better soon.
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  • scouse_redscouse_red
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Michael, aka DTW Bandit:
    I hope you recover soonest Michael. We were friends before, and after meeting you at the week end,  we are now mates! I think you robbed two of my lighters though :) To cheer up slightly, I got a fiver off that tight wad scouse red bloke when Stoke trounced Liverpool. ish. :)) See you soon bud, take care.
    Posted by MAXALLY
    you tried spending it yet it was one I made earlier ;)))
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  • lyonsbob06lyonsbob06
    edited September 2011
    I hope you have a speedy recovery mate and hope to see you back at the tables very soon.
    Cheers from Michael Lyons
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  • SoLackSoLack
    edited September 2011
    Very best wishes to you from me Michael.

    This thread shows how much everyone on the Sky community cares

    Cheers

    Paul
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  • ROBBIEROTTROBBIEROTT
    edited September 2011
    get well soon mike as this place aint the same without you. esp with our morning chats
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  • GaryQQQGaryQQQ
    edited September 2011
    Best wishes Michael, I hope you make speedy recovery.
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  • labrat64labrat64
    edited September 2011
    Just been catching up on the forum. Sorry to hear of your troubles Michael. As i know from personal experience the guys and gals of this amazing place will rally round you at this time of need. All the best on a speedy recovery mate. Hope you're soon back at the tables and running your comps.

    Ian Stocks & family.
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  • samantha25samantha25
    edited September 2011

    Sincere wishes that you recover asap Michael, In my thoughts as well as Chris who I know it affected badly, at least you know you have friends that care deeply for you and we all hope to see you soon mi lovely :) xx

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