Captions for the birthday boy

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Lisa Marie regrets ordering her takeaway from the dyslexic operator!
A cake and candles for a brash, grey haired poker presenter with a tendancy to over embellish!
Was not what she expected when she asked for her B K flame grilled whopper with sauce and just a few chips!

spornybol

TIKAY`S SAYING, OMG I`VE ALWAYS WANTED A DON KING TOUPE

unknown_username

As the white smoke leaves the chimney
Pope Tikay10 gives his innaugral speech to followers!

JAEGERBOMB

Greghogg : "call that a cake??? I've had bigger biscuits!!!!"

richOrford : "when i said piece of cake, i was talking about my chances of winning this tourny"

Tikay : "you missed out 506720765809765347433813875903302 candles"

LisaMarie " does my bum look big in this"    (im dead)

SolarCarro : "oi wheres my cake b£$%^!"*@s"

JAEGERBOMB

Carlo : " Never mind all this birthday nonsense, Who's that 2 hot chicks in the orange dresses?? wonder if they wanna swap beauty-product tips?"

spornybol

as tikay`s on show tonite thought i`d bump up,

Mohican

The secret contents of the Pulp Fiction briefcase are finally revealed.

hawk7112

Jamie Burland is thinking to himself

You would of thought after 369 years he wouldn't be surprised anymore.