poker riddles

webby234

Texas Hold'Em - We all know that every straight has either a 10 or a 5 in it. So what is the only straight you can't make in a Hold'Em game while holding 10 5 as hole cards (your two cards only you can see)?

webby234

The square root of the lava lamp is champagne, and the ace of spades is tattooed on the wrist of the man who invented the poker chip. Assuming poker chips are round, what will this man's last words be?

Buistyboy

is the straight 5-9 as you would in fact have made 6-10?
tell me quick so i can delete my post if its wrong.

ray

webby234

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is the straight 5-9 as you would in fact have made 6-10? tell me quick so i can delete my post if its wrong. ray
Posted by Buistyboy

you are correct, nice answer

webby234

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smug
Posted by MH45706

i wish one of the mods would ban your chat

MH45706

A ban? for using the word smug? hardly crime of the century

apollo_11

Clever question which was answered very quickly.

Buistyboy

cheers webby.

no idea what your other riddle is about though...

webby234

if no one has got no.2 by 6:00 i will post the answer to put your mind at ease lol

unknown_username

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if no one has got no.2 by 6:00 i will post the answer to put your mind at ease lol
Posted by webby234

CAT! what cat?

webby234

is that your answer elsa?

unfortunately it is wrong lol

webby234

oooops, did you mean cat got my tongue lol

35suited

Surely the giuy who invented the poker chip is now dead so there wont be no last words?

loonytoons

Right webby ffs its gone 6pm, now stop keeping the idiots in suspense - whats the answer im waiting

webby234

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The square root of the lava lamp is champagne, and the ace of spades is tattooed on the wrist of the man who invented the poker chip. Assuming poker chips are round, what will this man's last words be?
Posted by webby234

the answer is............................12!!

dont ask me how they got to this answer cos i cant figure it out lol

loonytoons

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In Response to Re: poker riddles : the answer is............................12!! dont ask me how they got to this answer cos i cant figure it out lol
Posted by webby234

your dafter than oynutter

pod1

if you were to ask me where the light of the candle comes from, i would ask where has it gone when youve blown it out!!! ponder

webby234

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In Response to Re: poker riddles : your dafter than oynutter
Posted by loonytoons

i just googled some poker riddles for a bit of fun and came up with this one, i wish i never did now

loonytoons

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In Response to Re: poker riddles : i just googled some poker riddles for a bit of fun and came up with this one, i wish i never did now
Posted by webby234

Its ok webby its just so hard to please some people. I like them i just didnt understand them maybe im daft (dont answer that)

apollo_11

Perhaps we are all daft to try to answer the riddles.

webby234

they're only a bit of fun to keep your mind busy, avoids all sloppiness lol

Grimstar30

Poker riddles = lots of posts for the 'posters freeroll' lol

Never anything on tv on a Friday night! bored!

Anyone know why the answer was 12 then?

unknown_username

Given the values A=1 to Z=26 the wording ''assuming...........poker chips are........rounded'' The total is 144 and the square root is 12

loonytoons

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Given the values A=1 to Z=26 the wording ''assuming........... poker chips are ........rounded'' The total is 144 and the square root is 12
Posted by elsadog

??????? your as mad as me you nutter alan lol

unknown_username

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In Response to Re: poker riddles : ??????? your as mad as me you nutter alan lol
Posted by loonytoons

Have I ever denied it.