Help

adz777

How do you counteract morons? Any tips welcomed because table after table after table.. i seem to be being seated with them? And as any half decent player will tell you theres more chance of winning sky bingo than beating these donks as there always gona river you! help *sarcasim intended*

cleaverjim

IM  a moron as yet not had the pleasure of playing you yet,Post me when your sat and i will join table ty,Or the other thing you can do is give your money to a charity?

unknown_username

I'm confused is the moron the player who calls on the river and wins the pot?
or the player who contributes half of the pot and loses?

debdobs_67

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I'm confused is the moron the player who calls on the river and wins the pot? or the player who contributes half of the pot and loses?
Posted by DUNMIDOSH

Now that is an interesting point xx

DAVEYZZ

nope...cant help i'm afraid

spornybol

find out were they live go round and put laxative in their water supply ?

DAVEYZZ

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find out were they live go round and put laxative in their water supply ?
Posted by spornybol

ahhh thats why i have had the squits this week!

davelufc

In Response to Help:

How do you counteract morons? Any tips welcomed because table after table after table.. i seem to be being seated with them? And as any half decent player will tell you theres more chance of winning sky bingo than beating these donks as there always gona river you! help *sarcasim intended*
Posted by adz777

Get into the mind of the donkfish pal;

Firstly, you MUST bet on every hand regardless of position,

Call with 5 8 , 7 5 , 9 7 , pref UTG or early position these are premium hands, (suited is a bonus)

If someone raises, you must call as you are way in front pre,

Call the flop and turn, never raise on these streets as you have not filled up yet, but you must call a raise,

Your magic river card is about to appear....now,

There you go, straight or flush, you`ve cracked that nasty persons AA,

Hope this helps and gl.

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Help:

In Response to Help : Get into the mind of the donkfish pal; Firstly, you MUST bet on every hand regardless of position, Call with 5 8 , 7 5 , 9 7 , pref UTG or early position these are premium hands, (suited is a bonus) If someone raises, you must call as you are way in front pre, Call the flop and turn, never raise on these streets as you have not filled up yet, but you must call a raise, Your magic river card is about to appear....now, There you go, straight or flush, you`ve cracked that nasty persons AA, Hope this helps and gl.
Posted by davelufc

It's the ''play like durrrr programme'' they have installed

bigal36903

In Response to Re: Help:

In Response to Help : Get into the mind of the donkfish pal; Firstly, you MUST bet on every hand regardless of position, Call with 5 8 , 7 5 , 9 7 , pref UTG or early position these are premium hands, (suited is a bonus) If someone raises, you must call as you are way in front pre, Call the flop and turn, never raise on these streets as you have not filled up yet, but you must call a raise, Your magic river card is about to appear....now, There you go, straight or flush, you`ve cracked that nasty persons AA, Hope this helps and gl.
Posted by davelufc

love it

Poker_Fail

If you raise preflop with a non-premium hand and someone sets you all in, be stubborn and call. If you fold it makes you look weak