I BLAME THE NURSE!

spornybol

AS SOME KNOW I HAD A FEW STAPLES (29) TAKEN OUT LEG BY THE NURSE ON FRIDAY, BUT WHAT I NEVER SAID ON OTHER POST WAS SHE ASKED IF I WANTED A TETANUS AND FLU JAB ?????
MY RESPONSE WAS NO THANKYOU I`V HAD ENOUGH NEEDLES STUCK IN US TO LAST ME A LIFE TIME.
NOW I HAVE STINKING COLD, IF SHE DID NOT MENTIONED IT I WOULD NOT HAVE IT, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SO TO ALL NURSES I BLAME YOU 

bludreid11

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AS SOME KNOW I HAD A FEW STAPLES (29) TAKEN OUT LEG BY THE NURSE ON FRIDAY, BUT WHAT I NEVER SAID ON OTHER POST WAS SHE ASKED IF I WANTED A TETANUS AND FLU JAB ????? MY RESPONSE WAS NO THANKYOU I`V HAD ENOUGH NEEDLES STUCK IN US TO LAST ME A LIFE TIME. NOW I HAVE STINKING COLD, IF SHE DID NOT MENTIONED IT I WOULD NOT HAVE IT, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SO TO ALL NURSES I BLAME YOU 
Posted by spornybol

can i give you one bit of advice ??STAY AWAY FROM STAPLE GUNS,i mean,to say staple yourself once,thats an accident, BUT 29 TIMES ??????

but i disagree that the nurse is to blame, she offered a TETANUS AND FLU JAB not a cold jab.
did you catch tetanus  ??  flu  ??  no.

 but my sympathies if its MANS COLD, there is no cure except the full attentions of some buxom young lady to fluff your pillows and sooth your troubled brow, failing that 10 pints in als bar

spornybol

WELL IT`S FINALLY STRIKED TODAY (MAN-FLU) AM NOW PLAYING IN BED, POKER THAT IS, NOT MOANING THOUGH, CONSIDERING WHAT OYNUTTER IS GOING THROUGH,
ALTHOUGH WE DO HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON, WE STILL HAVE OUR SENCE OF HUMOUR EVEN IF HIS IS NUTTIER.
SO LAYING HERE WITH WITH SORE THROAT (CAN`T SPEAK) EYE`S AND NOSE RUNNING LIKE THE NIAGRA FALLS,
MY FACE SWOLLEN TO THE SIZE OF DYLAN12 AND MY CHEST FEELS AS THOUGH YOUNG_GUNN WITH HIS MOOBS ARE SITTING ON IT.
I AM STILL PLAYING ( STILL TIGHTER THAN A MALLARDS REAR END). SO NO VALUE YET ?
I HAVE MY NITE AND DAY NURSE WITH ME AM JUST WAITING FOR THE MIDWIFE TO TURN UP, BUT FOR SOME REASON I`M NOT ALOUD ANY SURGICAL SPIRIT`S, BOLLARDS I SAY.
HAVE ALSO MY SOUP CONTAINING CABBAGE ONIONS AND GARLIC, GOD HELP ME WHEN THE GAS COMES.
SO WHILE LAYING HERE SWEATNG IT OUT, PARTS I DARE NOT MENTION I WLL SEE YOU ON THE TABLES SO NO NEED TO BE GENTLE AS I`M SURE I WOULD NOT BE IF IT WAS OTHER WAY ROUND.
GL ALL ON THE TABLES

HITMAN_RV

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WELL IT`S FINALLY STRIKED TODAY (MAN-FLU) AM NOW PLAYING IN BED, POKER THAT IS, NOT MOANING THOUGH, CONSIDERING WHAT OYNUTTER IS GOING THROUGH, ALTHOUGH WE DO HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON, WE STILL HAVE OUR SENCE OF HUMOUR EVEN IF HIS IS NUTTIER. SO LAYING HERE WITH WITH SORE THROAT (CAN`T SPEAK) EYE`S AND NOSE RUNNING LIKE THE NIAGRA FALLS, MY FACE SWOLLEN TO THE SIZE OF DYLAN12 AND MY CHEST FEELS AS THOUGH YOUNG_GUNN WITH HIS MOOBS ARE SITTING ON IT. I AM STILL PLAYING ( STILL TIGHTER THAN A MALLARDS REAR END). SO NO VALUE YET ? I HAVE MY NITE AND DAY NURSE WITH ME AM JUST WAITING FOR THE MIDWIFE TO TURN UP, BUT FOR SOME REASON I`M NOT ALOUD ANY SURGICAL SPIRIT`S, BOLLARDS I SAY. HAVE ALSO MY SOUP CONTAINING CABBAGE ONIONS AND GARLIC, GOD HELP ME WHEN THE GAS COMES. SO WHILE LAYING HERE SWEATNG IT OUT, PARTS I DARE NOT MENTION I WLL SEE YOU ON THE TABLES SO NO NEED TO BE GENTLE AS I`M SURE I WOULD NOT BE IF IT WAS OTHER WAY ROUND. GL ALL ON THE TABLES
Posted by spornybol

Sporny bol!!!

I'm amazes you can still make me laugh despite what you are going thru!

Great attitude mate, I know you will get thur this quick as you keep smilin & makin others do too!!

GL MATE!!!

spornybol

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In Response to Re: I BLAME THE NURSE! : Sporny bol!!! I'm amazes you can still make me laugh despite what you are going thru! Great attitude mate, I know you will get thur this quick as you keep smilin & makin others do too!! GL MATE!!!
Posted by HITMAN_RV

ty bud, i still have this flu just can`t get rid off it, i might have to do something drastic to sweat it out and that`s have nooky with misses, that would be a shock to the system.