PUT THEM THE F.E.C.K DOWN

Dazler

Fish have feelings to you know and don't appreciate being called Morons.  We lose our money and take our chances to win. We put down cards only to see them being winners so -------- why put them down why not play them and win.  The losing player is the Muppet not the winning Fish.      So there.?    Run off to Area 51 and Cry.   Oops

Dazler

its unbelievable that players call pre flop raises with c.r.a.p cards and then call shoves on the flop when they hit there nonsence and end up winning. Really pees me off So a message to all you who dont think before you call with your rubbish

PUT THEM THE F.E.C.K DOWN

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Skys_Limit	Small blind		30.00	30.00	4387.50
bababhole	Big blind		60.00	90.00	1535.00
	Your hole cards	Q Q
Dazler	Raise		240.00	330.00	4345.00
redstar7	Fold
echoman	Fold
Avaty	Call		240.00	570.00	1465.00
Skys_Limit	Fold
bababhole	Fold
Flop
		10 6 2
Dazler	Bet		570.00	1140.00	3775.00
Avaty	All-in		1465.00	2605.00	0.00
Dazler	Call		895.00	3500.00	2880.00
Dazler	Show	Q Q
Avaty	Show	10 8
Turn
		8
River
		J
Avaty	Win	Two Pairs, 10s and 8s	3500.00		3500.00

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
lizhard	Small blind		25.00	25.00	1902.50
goodwin02	Big blind		50.00	75.00	2315.00
	Your hole cards	K Q
dudsnsud03	Fold
ian315	Call		50.00	125.00	6277.50
Dazler	Raise		150.00	275.00	1660.00
lizhard	Call		125.00	400.00	1777.50
goodwin02	Call		100.00	500.00	2215.00
ian315	Call		100.00	600.00	6177.50
Flop
		9 3 K
lizhard	Bet		50.00	650.00	1727.50
goodwin02	Call		50.00	700.00	2165.00
ian315	Raise		100.00	800.00	6077.50
Dazler	All-in		1660.00	2460.00	0.00
lizhard	Call		1610.00	4070.00	117.50
goodwin02	Call		1610.00	5680.00	555.00
ian315	Call		1560.00	7240.00	4517.50
Turn
		4
lizhard	All-in		117.50	7357.50	0.00
goodwin02	All-in		555.00	7912.50	0.00
ian315	Call		555.00	8467.50	3962.50
lizhard	Show	K J
goodwin02	Show	K 3
ian315	Show	10 4
Dazler	Show	K Q
River
		4
ian315	Win	Three 4s	8467.50		12430.00

Dazler

In Response to Re: PUT THEM THE F.E.C.K DOWN:

Fish have feelings to you know and don't appreciate being called Morons.  We lose our money and take our chances to win. We put down cards only to see them being winners so -------- why put them down why not play them and win.  The losing player is the Muppet not the winning Fish.      So there.?    Run off to Area 51 and Cry.   Oops
Posted by logdon

you know what i will cry cos im sick to the teeth of ABC simple rule of poker is play a good hand fold a bad one when its my fiver thats being wasted through stupid calls it grinds on you when its time and time again and you play well build a stack up and lose to sillyness. So the losing player me this time isnt the muppet and i am in area 51 already opps. And you say why not play them and win, well if you wanna be any good i wouldnt give that advice i would say put um the F.E.C.K down as advice you aint gonna do well playing like that are ya moron a bit harsh so retracted that but still....

Bobsicool3

but..but..but they were sooooted lol

Dazler

In Response to Re: PUT THEM THE F.E.C.K DOWN:

but..but..but they were sooooted lol
Posted by Bobsicool3

lol yea!

logdon

 You never Bluffed or called with rubbish.?  don't call the kettle black.  Trust in God ?  or live with your mistakes.! 



    "WHINGER"

debdobs_67

Some ya win dazler mate and some ya lose , now what is it i used to hear ALL of the time back in the days when i used to have a moan in here ?? oh yeah i remember its ' we want these rubbish calls' all day long )

Dazler

In Response to Re: PUT THEM THE F.E.C.K DOWN:

 You never Bluffed or called with rubbish.?  don't call the kettle black.  Trust in God ?  or live with your mistakes.!       "WHINGER"
Posted by logdon

Logdon theres a difference between bluffing with nowt and calling with rubbish and i dont call with hands like the one above unless its cheap or players seem weak, id like to think i was a half decent player for peats sake i folded a pair of Ks and 2 pair on the flop the day before, so no i dont call with rubbish unless im up against a short stack or ive only got a couple of blinds left. I play poker by thinking about what im being raised with that could possibly beat me. So no mistakes were made in either hand and im entitled to a moan now and again thank you very much!

Tikay10

You don't want players to make bad calls, Dazzy?

Would you prefer that they made good calls?

Dazler

In Response to Re: PUT THEM THE F.E.C.K DOWN:

Some ya win dazler mate and some ya lose , now what is it i used to hear ALL of the time back in the days when i used to have a moan in here ?? oh yeah i remember its ' we want these rubbish calls' all day long )
Posted by debdobs_67

yes your are right i do want these hands called generally although i was happy to take the pot at this stage, Just bloody anoying when you see them win with bad play, Its been happening a lot lately every time i raise its becoming kinda pointless raising pre hitting and raising the flop only to be called with bottom pair against your AK and they hit there 2 pair or when you they call with 10 5 hands and they call and hit flush after me raising on every street to the river only for them to hit. I like to play poker and would rather be bluffed with rubbish than called with it. Totaly takes the enjoyment out of the game and i know your gonna get um but its rediculous how often there hitting especialy in tornys for me lately. Needed a moan and a message to the noobs though who play like this that they should be putting them the F.E.C.K down

Dazler

In Response to Re: PUT THEM THE F.E.C.K DOWN:

You don't want players to make bad calls, Dazzy? Would you prefer that they made good calls?
Posted by Tikay10

yes and no tk yes and no  

i make bets to get them off the hand and stop them hitting otherwise i may as well just shove um all in pre flop if you know what i mean. Just wish players would stop and think why am i betting that amount! everyplayers different i suppose and some are new at it.

Dazler

ive just been looking at other posts in the bad beat section and my train of thought is shown, so many players dont seem to know what bet size and pot odds mean, all they gotta do is watch channel 865 and they will tell you LAY THEM THE F.E.C.K. down THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUR OPPONENT IS BETTING WITH and what they might be holding. Its simple ABC really but amazes me how often you see it.

logdon

 We Fish swim around minding our own and you come along trying to hook us then yanking on the line reeling us in, we're not supposed to put up a fight.  Get off the hook at the landing Area 51.   Have a taste of the hook in your lip for a change and see how it feels consider it as Botox and we're doing you a Favour.   "Men are always the Whingers"  Hugs xxx  Tough Love from me.?   :-))

Dazler

In Response to Re: PUT THEM THE F.E.C.K DOWN:

 We Fish swim around minding our own and you come along trying to hook us then yanking on the line reeling us in, we're not supposed to put up a fight.  Get off the hook at the landing Area 51.   Have a taste of the hook in your lip for a change and see how it feels consider it as Botox and we're doing you a Favour.   "Men are always the Whingers"  Hugs xxx  Tough Love from me.?   :-))
Posted by logdon

LOL logdon but i prefer to use dynamite to catch my fish and blow them outta the water

logdon

Men No Finesse!    See your better now only us women can do that. ? Hugs xx 

Dazler

yes i have to admit you women can wind us up like crazy, but you always calm us down at the end of the day, hugs back at ya

Batkin88

lol when you went all in and got 4 callers i bet you where so angry lol all 4 premium hands tho lol!!!
ul

bigal36903

DAZZLER. i think these people have just started to play poker.   it just makes you lol at the quality of hands being played these days...  seen it worn the t shirt been in the video (or shud that by blu ray now)..  had thm call 2k raises with Q2 os.   even had 34 and 23 call good raises this morning, having 9 pairs (3 of which turned into sets) and never won a single hand...    cos of the bad play...

we learn by our mistakes, not seeing how someone calls a nice 5 times raise with rubbish.. but i hope you learn now that any 2 cards are playable by any one for any price ( unbelievable i know)

bigal36903

i did get lucky against logdon last night in a dym i was representing another hand and logdon called only for me to hit the river for set

bigal36903

heres one to make you laugh. i have not hit any overcards  all in against ne pair for 2 days....


so far today  4 attemps = 4 loses

ok but look at against me 

so far 11 attempts with 8 win and only 3 loses..


where is the varience..  twhere does it even out

logdon

In Response to Re: PUT THEM THE F.E.C.K DOWN:

i did get lucky against logdon last night in a dym i was representing another hand and logdon called only for me to hit the river for set
Posted by bigal36903

          FISH CAKES to you.?  Just remind me who finished first even after letting you back in the game. !  u did get a Hug to. 

bigal36903

it is not about who finishes 1st 2nd or 3rd. it is about double your money..   hugs bac  logdon

bigal36903

update on the over cards vs pairs all in..

my attempts....   still 4 lost 4

against attemps   16   they won 11 lost 5

Dazler

well heres another one who dosnt know how to put um the F.E.C.K DOWN this is a dYM at the start blinds still low

oh oh oh look i got AK suited i must be ahead nothing beats that its the Nuts im invincible i dont care if hes betting everystreet im sure to hit.......pfffffffff

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
wrongjohn1	Small blind		10.00	10.00	1990.00
petrus1978	Big blind		20.00	30.00	1980.00
	Your hole cards	J J
Dazler	Raise		80.00	110.00	1920.00
spearsy136	Fold
Doubleblow	Fold
Bladejam78	Fold
wrongjohn1	Fold
petrus1978	Call		60.00	170.00	1920.00
Flop
		7 10 2
petrus1978	Check
Dazler	Bet		127.50	297.50	1792.50
petrus1978	Call		127.50	425.00	1792.50
Turn
		2
petrus1978	Bet		200.00	625.00	1592.50
Dazler	Raise		500.00	1125.00	1292.50
petrus1978	All-in		1592.50	2717.50	0.00
Dazler	All-in		1292.50	4010.00	0.00
petrus1978	Show	K A
Dazler	Show	J J
River
		A
petrus1978	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and 2s	4010.00		4010.00

DOHHHHHHH

How are you ever going to win any chips if people fold everytime you have a better hand than them? :S

logdon

 Dohhhhhhh  Will you tell him or shall I ------- Ok I'll tell him.   Jacks never Win.!    The Player that goes Allin first wins except if you're chip leader.  All players that Whinge and moan about bad beat in Area51 are put in the naughty seat by the RNG and you will never Win a Game again until you stop posting.   "Where is the Evidence for this statement"?   Well check Sporny, Blacke, Oy, Elsa, and other previous 51 moaners. ?   "They," only started Winning again when they stopped posting bad beats.?  The Lord works in mysterious ways but the RNG beats him hands down.  Pardon the Pun.! Hugsxx

Dazler

In Response to Re: PUT THEM THE F.E.C.K DOWN:

How are you ever going to win any chips if people fold everytime you have a better hand than them? :S
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

the pot was ample at over 600 odd and if you say that i may as well just shove all in pre and get the max but as you know it dont work like that. The point is not whether i lost the hand but whether he shoulda put them the F.E.C.K down do you not think he should have?

bigal36903

its not .. its when ppl call all in when fold equity with 46 and flop the str8