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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: sky poker cheats:
    Just under a pound
    Posted by elsadog
    Not sure who has the cutest pic now , you , merenovice or nosey .
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited October 2009
    My pic and Mere's are true to life. Nosey's has been surgically enhanced to appear cuter than it actually is.

    I admit I've had my eyes done and my claws clipped but a bit of mascara and nail polish is acceptable. Mere's hoof polish and ear-props are also acceptable imo. Floppy ears just don't work on a donkey.

    Mr Magoo looks good too in his new specsavers specials.....although he wouldn't know that.
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  • TheAAcesTheAAces
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: sky poker cheats:
    Just to make it absolutely crystal, if you don't think it is just down to the 52 cards in the deck, then you obviously don't think everything is legit, do you?
    Posted by JingleMa
    JingleMa, with all due respect, the only thing that is absolutely crystal is that you have failed to comprehend the underlying message in my post.

    I suggest you go back and read from top to bottom my original post until you understand what is being said.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: sky poker cheats:
    In Response to Re: sky poker cheats : JingleMa, with all due respect, the only thing that is absolutely crystal is that you have failed to comprehend the underlying message in my post. I suggest you go back and read from top to bottom my original post until you understand what is being said.
    Posted by TheAAces

    Everyone feels it when they lose a hand. What they DON'T do is blame the site, software, presenters and every other player who doesn't think it's fixed. How do you give constructive advice to a conspiracy theorist? Every time someone comes on here and effectively backs their wild theory by sympathising and telling them it's everyone else who's mistaken it just gives them more ammunition.

    It's very, very simple if you think it's fixed, do everyone a favour and go elsewhere. That applies to conspiracy theorists and their supporters. Leave the misguided fools who don't believe it's fixed, we're only here for the fun.
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  • TheAAcesTheAAces
    edited October 2009

    Just to make things easier for you, here is my original post

    ********* START *******************************************

    Lou, word to the wise you won't get any "constructive" advice from the Sky Poker "Pets" on these boards, but you will get boos of derision and the usual 52 cards in the deck, someone's gotta win, someone's gotta lose, you were only a 97.4% favourite and that means you lose 2.6% of the time, yada yada yada.

    I played one guy who was giving it all the "thats poker" blah, then when he got turned over he was fuming and spitting feathers....funny when it happens to others but when it happens to them..............different story.

    Ignore the Sky Poker Sucks, they are generally ignored in public life.

    ********* END **********************************************

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited October 2009
    and...................
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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited October 2009
    I thought 'Spamming' posts was not allowed???
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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited October 2009
    I thought 'Spamming' posts was not allowed???
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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited October 2009
    I thought 'Spamming' posts was not allowed???
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited October 2009
    NURSE !!!!!
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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited October 2009
    3 nice points for the posters freeroll for me. Easy work this....

    Actually, with this one, that makes 4.

    Just for taking the ****.  Result!

    I'm definately a cert for next weeks tourney.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited October 2009
    FIX !
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  • TheAAcesTheAAces
    edited October 2009

    Just to make things easier for you, here is my original post (this is for JINGLEMA's attention/benefit, not Elsadog or any other dog for that matter)

    ********* START *******************************************

    Lou, word to the wise you won't get any "constructive" advice from the Sky Poker "Pets" on these boards, but you will get boos of derision and the usual 52 cards in the deck, someone's gotta win, someone's gotta lose, you were only a 97.4% favourite and that means you lose 2.6% of the time, yada yada yada.

    I played one guy who was giving it all the "thats poker" blah, then when he got turned over he was fuming and spitting feathers....funny when it happens to others but when it happens to them..............different story.

    Ignore the Sky Poker Sucks, they are generally ignored in public life.

    ********* END **********************************************

    Jinglema has accused me of questioning the legitimacy of SKY Poker in the above statement, I am denying this, as this is not what is being said.

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited October 2009
    OK I think I see your point, but you should have been a little clearer in the way you put it. There is a big difference in feeling bad after a beat and ripping into the site etc. The original poster clearly said it was fixed. The answers that were initially given were merely making the point that there are other reasons why we lose hands, all of which are both plausible and legitimate. Statements like 'it always happens' and 'every time' are clearly delusional and anybody who makes these rash statements tends to get treated with contempt both here and on other sites.
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  • Grimstar30Grimstar30
    edited October 2009
    LIFE IS FIXED
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  • DAVEYZZDAVEYZZ
    edited October 2009
    In Response to sky poker cheats:
    i am disgusted by the amount of bad beats i get on this site.it is an absolute disgrace and needs to be sorted out.every time other player needs runner runner he gets it.its a fix
    Posted by LOUCHAR

    yawnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: sky poker cheats:
    My pic and Mere's are true to life. Nosey's has been surgically enhanced to appear cuter than it actually is. Posted by elsadog
    This is true. A certain amount of post photo-correction has been utilized to make me appear more pleasing to my fellow forum posteringers.

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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: sky poker cheats:
    LIFE IS FIXED
    Posted by Grimstar30
    I blame Rupert Murdoch

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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited October 2009
    What is wrong with all you people ridiculing the originator of this thread? People did not ridicule Martin Luther King when he 'had a dream', people didnt ridicule Jesus when he gave the 'sermon on the mount, people didnt ridicule Richard Orford about his'poker playing abilities' - ummm, ok your right lets keep giving this thread the status it deserves, bottom of the pile lol 
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice
    edited October 2009
    Did no-one realise that "sky poker cheats" is an anagram of "shakers peck toy"?
    I think that it's code - but I'm not sure what for.

    P.S. Glad you like the ears - cost a fortune in surgery fees.
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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited October 2009
    Did you know merenovice is an anagram of

    'neice mover' or 'ovine creame' or 'men over ice' or my favourite - 'ever income'

    loonytoons has the best 'no snoty loo'

    unfortunately elsadog has got the classic 'ages old'

    Tikay has got 'yak it'

    and richorford 'horrid forc' or 'rod for rich'
    (Actually to get the best out of rich's you need to swop around the last 2 letters of the second word on the first one, but I would probably get banned)

    oynutter has 'rutty one' 'true tony' or 'your tent'
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited October 2009
    Brilliant Hale......unfortunately I think mine is also the most accurate :(
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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited October 2009

    yes, yours DID make me smile.

    skypoker.com has 'my poor kecks'

    or just skypoker has 'kor, pesky!'

    now if they aren't clues as the valididty of the site, I don't know what are.

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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited October 2009
    Sorry, forgot about noseybonk.

    How about 'no knob?, yes!'

    or 'sky? bone on!'
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: sky poker cheats:
    Sorry, forgot about noseybonk. How about 'no knob?, yes!' or 'sky? bone on!'
    Posted by Hale72

    well it's one or the other but not both for sure
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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited October 2009
    I left him the option to pick.

    I'm not one to offend (much)
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited October 2009
    Hang on I'll just check........








    ..... Yes, it's the 2nd one.

    Don't think anyone in the office noticed...

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited October 2009
    You knocked a cup of coffee and a tray of paperclips on the floor btw.
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  • BeestBeest
    edited October 2009
    In Response to sky poker cheats:
    i am disgusted by the amount of bad beats i get on this site.it is an absolute disgrace and needs to be sorted out.every time other player needs runner runner he gets it.its a fix
    Posted by LOUCHAR
    Im with some of the others....would it be a fix if you needed runner runner and got them?  People moan about how many bad beats there are online - and I do agree that there are more online than live, but surely that has to be beause you play ALOT more hands online than you do live?  So they have to come sometime?
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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited October 2009
    Why did this thread get back on track?
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