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The 10 Laws of online Poker
1. AT always loses to KJ
2. When you flop a big hand, you must always check-raise all-in so that your opponents know you've got a big hand and you can feel smug
3. KK always loses to 44
4. The person with a nickname like "Li'l Old Lady Beginner" is a semi-pro shark who will clean you out
5. 22 always rivers a set
6. When you flop a straight, someone will hit a flush on the river
7. 87 suited is the absolute nuts
8. The person with a nickname like "RichOrford" offers easy pickings.
9. Q9 are top cards and should be played as such because the hot-o-meter says so
10. If you miss your draw, you must go all-in on the river as a bluff.
If you're new to the site, remember these laws and you'll fit right in.
2. When you flop a big hand, you must always check-raise all-in so that your opponents know you've got a big hand and you can feel smug
3. KK always loses to 44
4. The person with a nickname like "Li'l Old Lady Beginner" is a semi-pro shark who will clean you out
5. 22 always rivers a set
6. When you flop a straight, someone will hit a flush on the river
7. 87 suited is the absolute nuts
8. The person with a nickname like "RichOrford" offers easy pickings.
9. Q9 are top cards and should be played as such because the hot-o-meter says so
10. If you miss your draw, you must go all-in on the river as a bluff.
If you're new to the site, remember these laws and you'll fit right in.
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ps. Has anybody ever told you, you look just like Ronnie Barker?
Seems too similar to my '10 commandments' over on bingo site to be a coincidence!!!
I expect the money in my account first thing or the dog gets it.
'GULP'
Someone might hear you and give up my secret location.
When the cash arrives, you will get the 'Bonio' you were promised but until then, back in the cellar.
Bet he's got Miss Piggy down there. It's a good job I've taken charge of the puncture repair outfit and his pump.
Put that way he's probably a happy chappy.........slightly perverted but happy.
Must be very embarrassing though......he said his wife was standing by him in the last post I read.
You wouldn't want to see that ugly mug. Might put you off.........
At least that's what Miss Piggy told me.