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This week is - **** hands will win every time week

edited November 2011 in Area 51
Last week it was the ukops, this week is all rubbish hands will win every time no matter what.
All week ive had to put up with this rubbish. i understand variance but when it happens time and time again it just becomes a joke. They all say play it right get your money in in the right places and it will be all good, but do this at your peril because you will get stuffed more often than not by a worse hand.

Rant Over ( Hand below is one of so many in the last couple of days there is no piont in posting them all
PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
Small blind  150.00 150.00 4720.00
Big blind  300.00 450.00 4835.00
  Your hole cards
  • Q
  • K
     
All-in  975.00 1425.00 0.00
Jimbobadob All-in  1020.00 2445.00 0.00
xT Fold     
Fold     
Jimbobadob Unmatched bet  45.00 2400.00 45.00
xxx Show
  • K
  • 5
   
Jimbobadob Show
  • Q
  • K
   
Flop
   
  • 6
  • 3
  • 9
     
Turn
   
  • 5
     
River
   
  • 7
     
xxx Win Pair of 5s 2400.00

Comments

  • edited November 2011
    The site is rigged,   I read it on area 51.
  • edited November 2011
    Classic response from someone with less intelligence than myself and nothing better to do.
    Well written nodeal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week:
    Classic response from someone with less intelligence than myself and nothing better to do. Well written nodeal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Posted by Jimbobadob
    Oh so your an intelligent psychic?
  • edited November 2011
    really .. all the rubbish winning. why not play the rubbish hands.  yes they have won a few hands.  but my JJ twice against KK have both lost ur right it is rigged..  it should of won both times
  • edited November 2011
    Is Sky poker rigged - i very much doubt it. but i find area 51 is a good place to come and vent my fustrations when im constantly getting beat by hands that are worse than mine and them getting lucky on the turn / river or getting runner runner to turn me over (always seems to happen at important stages of the game that i am playing).

    nodeal - as for being a psychic, let me read your palm = answer - dont play kings against big al's jacks because he should win every time !!!!!!
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week:
    Is Sky poker rigged - i very much doubt it. but i find area 51 is a good place to come and vent my fustrations when im constantly getting beat by hands that are worse than mine and them getting lucky on the turn / river or getting runner runner to turn me over (always seems to happen at important stages of the game that i am playing). nodeal - as for being a psychic, let me read your palm = answer - dont play kings against big al's jacks because he should win every time !!!!!!
    Posted by Jimbobadob
    Thanks for advice,   Now,  Astound me with your intellect.
    Show me up, write somthing witty and smart.
    Go for it.
  • edited November 2011
    Glass bottle bottle glass haaa haaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week:
    Glass bottle bottle glass haaa haaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa
    Posted by Jimbobadob
    That was ok,  Now,  go to the toilet bowl and take a drink,  ill have more instructions for you later.
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week:
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week : That was ok,  Now,  go to the toilet bowl and take a drink,  ill have more instructions for you later.
    Posted by NODEAL
    WOW - you really are more intelligent than me.  Lets hope we dont meet up on the tables, your bound to take all my money from me.

    LOL
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week:
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week : WOW - you really are more intelligent than me.  Lets hope we dont meet up on the tables, your bound to take all my money from me. LOL
    Posted by Jimbobadob
    Ok  let me sum up,  i am now dealing with an intellectual psychic who has a touch of alzheimers.
  • edited November 2011
    This thread made me lol.
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week:
    This thread made me lol.
    Posted by Bobsicool3
    Move along sir, Theres nothing to see, Cooperman in just injured, He will recover im sure.
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week:
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week : Move along sir, Theres nothing to see, Cooperman in just injured, He will recover im sure.
    Posted by NODEAL
    Nice to see ya posting again , forum ban over i take it ?? what time is the next one then ?? ;)
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week:
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week : Nice to see ya posting again , forum ban over i take it ?? what time is the next one then ?? ;)
    Posted by debdobs_67
    Thx Miss,Mizz,Mrs,Mrs,Sir,Mam,Your excellency, I hope one of there titles fit.

    Yes, its been a long road to recovery,  Skypoker Phoned me and realized that I was suffering from post post depression.  Being a highly responsable company that is deffo not fixedand totally fair in every way they promptly (at their own expence) paid my fees at the Bill gates clinic for recovering post rule breakers.

    I had an short three week ban from there also as I couldnt resist writing my thoughts on the bog wall.
    I am fully brainwashed I mean recoverd now and have been warned that any further violations will result in the removal of my fingers and ultimatley my tounge to protect the general public.

    hugs kisses best wishes to all.
  • edited November 2011
    When you have the nut 2 card straight flush against the nut full house, don't flat call the river bet !!! ;)
  • edited November 2011

    And for sky's joke of the week................   you guessed it  ME

    It just gets better and better.
    Feel free to use and abuse, then you can take my chips/money off of me tonight at the table curtesy of sky.

    All my love

    Paul

    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    PiAnOpLaYa Small blind  75.00 75.00 2505.00
    KAZZA65833 Big blind  150.00 225.00 1450.00
      Your hole cards
    • A
    • 10
         
    Jimbobadob Call  150.00 375.00 1970.00
    mcleod04 Call  150.00 525.00 2810.00
    persephers Fold     
    PiAnOpLaYa Fold     
    KAZZA65833 Check     
    Flop
       
    • 10
    • 7
    • 10
         
    KAZZA65833 Check     
    Jimbobadob Bet  262.50 787.50 1707.50
    mcleod04 Call  262.50 1050.00 2547.50
    KAZZA65833 Fold     
    Turn
       
    • Q
         
    Jimbobadob Bet  525.00 1575.00 1182.50
    mcleod04 Call  525.00 2100.00 2022.50
    River
       
    • K
         
    Jimbobadob All-in  1182.50 3282.50 0.00
    mcleod04 Call  1182.50 4465.00 840.00
    Jimbobadob Show
    • A
    • 10
       
    mcleod04 Show
    • J
    • A
       
    mcleod04 Win Straight to the Ace 4465.00  5305.00
  • edited November 2011
    Am i being low on intellect as i see best pre flop hand winning?
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week:
    Am i being low on intellect as i see best pre flop hand winning?
    Posted by cleaverjim
    Jim, if we both get all our chips in pre flop then fine but post flop i am way out in front and my gripe is that once again my best hand (post flop) gets beat by runner runner.
  • edited November 2011
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week:
    Am i being low on intellect as i see best pre flop hand winning?
    Posted by cleaverjim
    c'mon dont be silly.............


    Dont get the limp at all though.
  • edited November 2011
    i like to see bad beats posted it makes my bad beats not feel so lonely :)
  • edited November 2011

    SKY POKER - THE PLACE TO FOR ALL BINGO PLAYERS TO MAKE A FEW QUID BY PLAYING ABSOLUTE TRASH AND COMING UP TRUMPS

    VARIANCE - DONT MAKE ME LAUGH

    90% OF MY SHOWDOWNS THIS WEEK HAVE BEEN BEAT BY WORSE HANDS

    WELL DONE SKY

  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week:
    SKY POKER - THE PLACE TO FOR ALL BINGO PLAYERS TO MAKE A FEW QUID BY PLAYING ABSOLUTE TRASH AND COMING UP TRUMPS VARIANCE - DONT MAKE ME LAUGH 90% OF MY SHOWDOWNS THIS WEEK HAVE BEEN BEAT BY WORSE HANDS WELL DONE SKY
    Posted by Jimbobadob
    JIM..  all i an say is WELCOME TO THE CLUB
  • edited November 2011
    it looked to me jim that you tryed to trap him no problem with that, he was looking at the gut shot after the flop the turn card gave that life line, if you had shoved alin  before the river he may have i say may have folded. just ul m8.
  • edited November 2011
    CALM DOWN CALM DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!

    No more moaning (for now LOL).
    Jimbobadob - just get on with it, take in your stride and go and win your money back. Your more than capable !!!

    Oh and by the way - just something for you guys to have a chuckle at.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    SwineFlu Small blind  15.00 15.00 1505.00
    Jimbobadob Big blind  30.00 45.00 1940.00
      Your hole cards
    • 7
    • Q
         
    cyall Call  30.00 75.00 1425.00
    magners511 Call  30.00 105.00 3145.00
    iveaces Call  30.00 135.00 1835.00
    edrich Fold     
    SwineFlu Call  15.00 150.00 1490.00
    Jimbobadob Check     
    Flop
       
    • 7
    • Q
    • Q
         
    SwineFlu Check     
    Jimbobadob Check     
    cyall Check     
    magners511 Check     
    iveaces Check     
    Turn
       
    • 4
         
    SwineFlu Bet  150.00 300.00 1340.00
    Jimbobadob Call  150.00 450.00 1790.00
    cyall Fold     
    magners511 Call  150.00 600.00 2995.00
    iveaces Call  150.00 750.00 1685.00
    River
       
    • 9
         
    SwineFlu Check     
    Jimbobadob Bet  250.00 1000.00 1540.00
    magners511 Fold     
    iveaces Fold     
    SwineFlu Raise  600.00 1600.00 740.00
    Jimbobadob All-in  1540.00 3140.00 0.00
    SwineFlu All-in  740.00 3880.00 0.00
    Jimbobadob Unmatched bet  450.00 3430.00 450.00
    SwineFlu Show
    • 9
    • Q
       
    Jimbobadob Show
    • 7
    • Q
       
    SwineFlu Win Full House, Queens and 9s 3430.00
    SwineFlu did ask me why i didnt try to get him off the hand earlier but tbh with that flop you have got to try and extract as many chips as you can right? Also his never laying his hand down anyway, so its always all going in.
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week:
    CALM DOWN CALM DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!! No more moaning (for now LOL). Jimbobadob - just get on with it, take in your stride and go and win your money back. Your more than capable !!! Oh and by the way - just something for you guys to have a chuckle at. Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance SwineFlu Small blind   15.00 15.00 1505.00 Jimbobadob Big blind   30.00 45.00 1940.00   Your hole cards 7 Q       cyall Call   30.00 75.00 1425.00 magners511 Call   30.00 105.00 3145.00 iveaces Call   30.00 135.00 1835.00 edrich Fold         SwineFlu Call   15.00 150.00 1490.00 Jimbobadob Check         Flop     7 Q Q       SwineFlu Check         Jimbobadob Check         cyall Check         magners511 Check         iveaces Check         Turn     4       SwineFlu Bet   150.00 300.00 1340.00 Jimbobadob Call   150.00 450.00 1790.00 cyall Fold         magners511 Call   150.00 600.00 2995.00 iveaces Call   150.00 750.00 1685.00 River     9       SwineFlu Check         Jimbobadob Bet   250.00 1000.00 1540.00 magners511 Fold         iveaces Fold         SwineFlu Raise   600.00 1600.00 740.00 Jimbobadob All-in   1540.00 3140.00 0.00 SwineFlu All-in   740.00 3880.00 0.00 Jimbobadob Unmatched bet   450.00 3430.00 450.00 SwineFlu Show 9 Q       Jimbobadob Show 7 Q       SwineFlu Win Full House, Queens and 9s 3430.00 SwineFlu did ask me why i didnt try to get him off the hand earlier but tbh with that flop you have got to try and extract as many chips as you can right? Also his never laying his hand down anyway, so its always all going in.
    Posted by Jimbobadob
    Yea, by betting and raising, not checking and calling and value betting 1/3 of the pot 4 handed on the river!!

    ul tho, not v pleasent.
  • edited November 2011
    EVERY TIME I GET IN THIS POSITION I GET BEAT

    BUT ITS NOT FIXED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WHAT A COMPLETE JOKE THIS SIT E HAS BECOME

    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalanceDHodder Small blind  300.00 300.00 3840.00 Lastogo Big blind  600.00 900.00 3375.00   Your hole cards A K       steino503 Fold     Jimbobadob All-in  1405.00 2305.00 0.00 DHodder Fold     Lastogo Call  805.00 3110.00 2570.00 Lastogo Show A 4    Jimbobadob Show A K    Flop    9 4 10       Turn    6       River    A       Lastogo Win Two Pairs, Aces and 4s 3110.00

  • edited November 2011
    Jimbobadob, see my post in the clinic "Variance has left the building"
    It might, just might, cheer you up.

    Over the last few weeks I've been running so bad, although not playing badly imo,
    Took a week off the tables and came back to the same amount of bad beats on Skypoker.

    I decided to try a little comparison test.
    When I came back to Skypoker last week, I also played some MTT's on another site (*s).
    I played the same style and finished 37th in a 10,000 seat NLH, with not a single bad beat.
    Either I'm just very unlucky atm on Sky, or that infamous Sky river card h8s me.
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: This week is - **** hands will win every time week:
    Jimbobadob, see my post in the clinic "Variance has left the building" It might, just might, cheer you up. Over the last few weeks I've been running so bad, although not playing badly imo, Took a week off the tables and came back to the same amount of bad beats on Skypoker. I decided to try a little comparison test. When I came back to Skypoker last week, I also played some MTT's on another site (*s). I played the same style and finished 37th in a 10,000 seat NLH, with not a single bad beat. Either I'm just very unlucky atm on Sky, or that infamous Sky river card h8s me.
    Posted by Red_King
    Cheers Red_King,

    I did have a chuckle at the first hand  (i would like to know his thinking on calling your all-in. Miss click, boozed or just plain stupid). It also reminded me of alot of mine over the last 2 weeks.

    I did think about leaving it alone for a bit, but couldnt tear myself away from the tables.
    Most of the time i just get fustrated with it and come on here to get rid of that fustration (Safer than taking out on the wife).
    Good luck at the tables - maybe if i see you at a table we could bad beat each other lol
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