This guy paid for my takeaway...

EvilPingu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GRuzaMwvrA

EvilPingu

Ordered takeaway, the website said it took up to 45 minutes for delivery. Concerned that it might turn up in the middle of a DYM if I started one now, I decided to head over to NL4 for a few orbits instead.

About 5 or 6 hands in, I pick up 64 suited out of position on an NL4 table, pretty passive table, I wanted to try and see a flop as cheaply as possible so decided to limp, and call a small raise, try and hit something and take somebody's stack. Tbh, anything bigger than the 20p raise from this guy and I'm folding. This happens:

Hand History #437110252 (17:37 13/11/2011)

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
JUNGLING0	Small blind		£0.02	£0.02	£2.32
jab18024	Big blind		£0.04	£0.06	£1.23
	Your hole cards	6 4
bigdove	Fold
EvilPingu	Call		£0.04	£0.10	£3.79
BRIANV	Fold
rubberball	Raise		£0.20	£0.30	£1.90
JUNGLING0	Fold
jab18024	Fold
EvilPingu	Call		£0.16	£0.46	£3.63
Flop
		2 A 7
EvilPingu	Bet		£0.35	£0.81	£3.28
rubberball	All-in		£1.90	£2.71	£0.00
EvilPingu	Call		£1.55	£4.26	£1.73
EvilPingu	Show	6 4
rubberball	Show	4 A
Turn
		4
River
		Q
EvilPingu	Win	Flush to the Ace	£3.94		£5.67

Guy starts giving me abuse, swearing at me in the chat box, etc, for playing 64. I start off by typing "Lol" at his swearing, he carries on, so when he buys in again, I keep irritating him in the chat box, pretty much letting him tilt himself. After about 20 hands of mostly folding, I picked up A9 and called his raise, flopped TPTK. I can hear the delivery guy outside, so I jam on the turn thinking this is my last hand, run upstairs to grab my wallet, come back to find he folded and another hand is just being dealt. Oh well.

Hand History #437115183 (17:48 13/11/2011)

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
jab18024	Small blind		£0.02	£0.02	£2.40
EvilPingu	Big blind		£0.04	£0.06	£6.75
	Your hole cards	9 A
BRIANV	Call		£0.04	£0.10	£1.51
rubberball	Raise		£0.16	£0.26	£2.95
jab18024	Call		£0.14	£0.40	£2.26
EvilPingu	Call		£0.12	£0.52	£6.63
BRIANV	Call		£0.12	£0.64	£1.39
Flop
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The_Don90

are you dohhhh in desguise


also greg c'mon man decent music only.

Dazler

absolute class lol loved it great title and great story made me chuckle and like the fact the delivery guy got 3p rake