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The Hug Guru!
Yes the Hug Guru is in town and ready willing and able to give you and you and you a "HUG"
She is my Mentor and spiritual leader known as "The Hugging Saint" who inspired me to become a Hugger and to promote healing Hugs. She's from India like all good Spiritual Leaders and healer's. She is touring the World and is currently in Britain to promote her Guru status. Her name is Mata Amritanandamyl but is known by her followers as "Amma" and her hugs are known as "Darshan" she has hugged Sharron Stone Susan Sarandon who say she emanates Mother energy that empowers people. She has a bigger entourage than "Beyonce" with 250 volunteers that follow her around the World. The money she makes on her way goes to fund her Hospital in Kerala India. She charges.! You get my Hugs Free.
She is my Mentor and spiritual leader known as "The Hugging Saint" who inspired me to become a Hugger and to promote healing Hugs. She's from India like all good Spiritual Leaders and healer's. She is touring the World and is currently in Britain to promote her Guru status. Her name is Mata Amritanandamyl but is known by her followers as "Amma" and her hugs are known as "Darshan" she has hugged Sharron Stone Susan Sarandon who say she emanates Mother energy that empowers people. She has a bigger entourage than "Beyonce" with 250 volunteers that follow her around the World. The money she makes on her way goes to fund her Hospital in Kerala India. She charges.! You get my Hugs Free.
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its a well known secret that hugging has a benificial effect.
only last week when walking home from the pub,i took a short cut through the woods,and to my surprise the trees looked as if they were starting to fall. i grabbed the nearest one and held onto it until i was sure that it could stand on its own. then the next tree was suffering the same fate,i grabbed it,nae hugged it until it too could stand on its own, it seemed that every forth or fifth tree had this falling down disease,but after a hugging session from me they seemed comforted and their spirits were so uplifted they could stand tall again.
Although hugging trees had a real benificial effect on them, i found to my dismay that hugging wifes is not medically advisable. however, trees, lamposts, even some biuldings enjoy a hug.
but dont try hugging any bushes,i think their a bit shy, i tried to hug the one in next doors garden, as soon as i put my arms around it, the bush fell to the ground and would only get back up after i left.
grass on the other hand may think it wants hugs, but no it doesnt,as you lay there stroking and hugging it,and saying how much you care for it, IT steals your glasses,and puts them in a place youve never been.
so keep on hugging.
paige your bush is legendary,and ive heard on the forum,its a nice warm bush,and as far as bushes go,yours is the bush i want to hug.
BUT my nickname is hedgecutter.there is no bush too tough for me to tackle.its a pity i dont know where you live,or i could be there hugging your bush right now.in fact,if theres any people out there that want me to hug their bush then call me