females

loonytoons

Just a thought why do women wear make up and use perfume - because they are ugly and they smell - Discuss

MereNovice

Nice try - I'm not touching this one.

GoodReads

Some men wear make-up...guyliner and that ...innit

beaujolais

why do men bother shaving when all they do is talk like one anyway !!!!

darich

oh dear, oh dear - if they're that ugly and smelly, is this a "coming out of the closet" thread ;-)

loonytoons

In Response to Re: females:

Nice try - I'm not touching this one.
Posted by MereNovice

chicken, im off to bed with the smelly ugly wife lol c u all 2morrow XXX

Hale72

No comment.

why do men put aftershave on? is it so we can tell you from monkey's?

No offence merenovice, I know you are a donkey! And also you Elsa, your the prettiest puppy I have ever seen.

Hale72

Although, got to admit, I have woken up next to more than one man that has a passing resemblance to noseybonk.

Perhap's i'm just lucky.

loonytoons

In Response to Re: females:

Although, got to admit, I have woken up next to more than one man that has a passing resemblance to noseybonk. Perhap's i'm just lucky.
Posted by Hale72

Are you sure you wasn't just looking in the mirror lol

unknown_username

In Response to females:

Just a thought why do women wear make up and use perfume - because they are ugly and they smell - Discuss
Posted by loonytoons

*sigh*

Ah Loonytoons... One day men and women will all be equal. Until that day we shall continue to retain our overwhelming superiority.

mr_mbro

In Response to Re: females:

In Response to females : *sigh* Ah Loonytoons... One day men and women will all be equal. Until that day we shall continue to retain our overwhelming superiority.
Posted by LML

Hi
As a married man for 25 years, I know that the women hold the moral and superior high ground, by letting we men think that we actually are running the show. How do i know this ANN HAS JUST TOLD ME.
Col

unknown_username

pass

nirvana29

women enjoy knowing that they have power over men, make up and perfume help them do this.

beaujolais

god made man 1st but dosnt everyone make a rough draft before the masterpiece !!

chrisbhoy

can i just add that us mean are weak!
i dont know 1 relationship where the woman doesnt wear the trousers lol
including mines!

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: females:

Although, got to admit, I have woken up next to more than one man that has a passing resemblance to noseybonk.
Posted by Hale72

OMG that was you?!

unknown_username

In Response to Re: females:

women enjoy knowing that they have power over men, make up and perfume help them do this.
Posted by nirvana29

Nirvana don't give away all our secrets... It's all MIND CONTROL.. Honest!!

GoodReads

A woman has wonder bras (to deceive the man)

A woman has bottom shaping tights (to deceive the man)

A woman has perfume  (to deceive the man)

A woman has make-up  (to deceive the man)

A woman has hair extensions  (to deceive the man)


Thats not superiority ...its cheating!

loonytoons

In Response to Re: females:

A woman has wonder bras (to deceive the man) A woman has bottom shaping tights (to deceive the man) A woman has perfume  (to deceive the man) A woman has make-up  (to deceive the man) A woman has hair extensions  (to deceive the man) Thats not superiority ...its cheating!
Posted by MrMagooo

You mean you dont put a sock down your trousers (to deceive the woman) lol

unknown_username

In Response to Re: females:

A woman has wonder bras (to deceive the man) A woman has bottom shaping tights (to deceive the man) A woman has perfume  (to deceive the man) A woman has make-up  (to deceive the man) A woman has hair extensions  (to deceive the man) Thats not superiority ...its cheating!
Posted by MrMagooo

All that post says, Magoo, is that MAN is perfectly aware of all this and so not decieved at all. Not one ounce!

Besides... Bless you men for thinking we do all that for your attention and not for our own sense of well-being.

.

beaujolais

In Response to Re: females:

A woman has wonder bras (to deceive the man) A woman has bottom shaping tights (to deceive the man) A woman has perfume  (to deceive the man) A woman has make-up  (to deceive the man) A woman has hair extensions  (to deceive the man) Thats not superiority ...its cheating!
Posted by MrMagooo

ive told you before mr magoo.... stop going grab a gran!!!!

Grimstar30

Women always have men in them..... Thank you and good night!

GoodReads

Is Carol Vorderman a gran?...id grab her!!

or maybe she too is a deceiver

Talon

 i think women have the higher gound because their thinking organs are 3 feet above mens

margatemaf

In Response to Re: females:

can i just add that us mean are weak! i dont know 1 relationship where the woman doesnt wear the trousers lol including mines!
Posted by chrisbhoy

i have to disagree with this comment - i wear the trousers in my relationship with the wife, until i get home

beaujolais

In Response to Re: females:

Is Carol Vorderman a gran?...id grab her!! or maybe she too is a deceiver
Posted by MrMagooo

 when god made you men he thought hmmmm !! i can do so much better!!!! then come us women ahahahahah

beaujolais

In Response to Re: females:

In Response to Re: females : i have to disagree with this comment - i wear the trousers in my relationship with the wife, until i get home
Posted by margatemaf

bet she tells you which ones to wear tho!!

MereNovice

In Response to Re: females:

In Response to Re: females : bet she tells you which ones to wear tho!!
Posted by beaujolais

So, who told Tikay to go out without his trousers?

unknown_username

In Response to Re: females:

In Response to Re: females :  when god made you men he thought hmmmm !! i can do so much better!!!! then come us women ahahahahah
Posted by beaujolais

Shouldn't that be.....'when God made you men SHE thought hmmmmmm...............


(Hate to correct a woman but sometimes it has to be done).

margatemaf

In Response to Re: females:

In Response to Re: females : bet she tells you which ones to wear tho!!
Posted by beaujolais

lol she does indeed i remember once in our relationship she said " i need some space " so i locked her in the garden

beaujolais

In Response to Re: females:

In Response to Re: females : Shouldn't that be.....'when God made you men SHE thought hmmmmmm............... (Hate to correct a woman but sometimes it has to be done).
Posted by elsadog

thought must be a he to have made a man 1st