LIKE MY LOAFERS? FORMER GOPHER'S

labrat64

Well folks, you've done Partridge, Monty Python and Fools and Horses. so how about your favourite Simpsons moments. Me, i'm a big fan of that dysfunctional family -reminds me of my own.

Anyway this is mine:

Bart wins an elephant and goes missing with it. Family drive to Springfield Tar Pits where there are sculptures of various animals and Homer hits a deer with the car;

(homer) D'OH

(Lisa) A DEER!

(marge) A FEMALE DEER

Sad, maybe, but it still tickles me!!

BADBOY985

MY FAVORITE FROM THE HOMER BECOMES A SIDESHOW FREAK EPISODE

BILLY CORGAN SMASHING PUMPKINS

HOMER SIMPSON SMILING POLITLY

NoseyBonk

Simpson eh?!

loonytoons

Youve tried you best son and failed miserably, so the moral of the story is dont bother trying

loonytoons

I didnt see the fools and horses one but my favourite is
trigger - 'ive used this same broom for 15 years'
Delboy - ' really'
trigger - 'yeh and its only needed 2 new shafts and 3 heads'

BADBOY985

EVERY TIME I LEARN SOMETHING NEW SOMETHING I KNEW FALLS OUT OF MY HEAD

loonytoons

Lisa - 'dad im gonna be a vegetarian'
Homer - 'What about ham?'
lisa - ' No'
Homer - 'What about bacon?'
lisa - 'no'
Homer - 'What about pork?'
lisa - 'dad! they are all from the same animal!

Homer - yeh lisa - a'magic animal' lol

Any2Suited

I agree looneytoons with the mythical animal scene you said ,but what about the episode where he gets R.E.M(i think) to play in his garage for CHARITY....."they think they are playing to save the rainforests!"

loonytoons

In Response to Re: LIKE MY LOAFERS? FORMER GOPHER'S:

I agree looneytoons with the mythical animal scene you said ,but what about the episode where he gets R.E.M(i think) to play in his garage for CHARITY....."they think they are playing to save the rainforests!"
Posted by Any2Suited

I love the one where homer and flanders are going down the river and its left or right, who picks the wrong way??? lol

BADBOY985

IM NOT A PRAYING MAN BUT IF YOUR UP THERE SAVE ME SUPERMAN

BADBOY985

JUST BECAUSE I DONT CARE DOESNT MEAN I DONT UNDERSTAND

BADBOY985

SON WHEN YOUR PARTICIPATING IN SPORTING EVENTS,IT NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE ITS HOW DRUNK YOU GET

loonytoons

When homer finds out about a disabled person working from home, says 'doh why am i not lucky enough to have any of these dissabilities' then finds out if he can get to 300llbs he is classed as morbidly obese and qualifies

loonytoons

When homer falls ill on a saturday he says' why am i never ill on a weekday, its always the weekend, the chances of that must be millions to one'

BADBOY985

MAYBE ONE DAY JUST ONCE SOMEONE WILL CALL ME SIR WITHOUT ADDING YOUR MAKING A SCENE

Quagmire72

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode. I think it was called... The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.