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Frank53Frank53
edited December 2011 in Area 51
Ive heard and read a lot on this site about poker softwhare!

Whats all the fuss about! Its so simple!


Take an emty barrel...ad some rotting brussle sprouts....place a pork chop in the compost heap for 3 hours, after that, had some black paint,(gloss) then get some second hand shoes(unwashed) place with 2 onz of mouse droppings in the barrell now add the slops from all the tea from the local cafe. When it starts to smell, take the skin from a dead ferret, soak in some 3 day red wine(dry) Once the bubbles start to appear, add all the contents to a cement mixer....rotate for several hours...This is the tricky bit!
The next thing to do is fire a beam of sodium light from an irridium chip at the contents, then await the miricle to happen!
Befor you very eyes, cards seem to appear from the substance you have just cooked up!

BINGO ...

YOU HAVE JUST CREATED YOUR VERY OWN RNG....Now depending on how you mixed this ingredience greatly effects the stability of your RNG...

Now off you run and start ya own poker sites!
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  • debdobs_67debdobs_67
    edited December 2011
    In Response to online poker:
    Ive heard and read a lot on this site about poker softwhare! Whats all the fuss about! Its so simple! Take an emty barrel...ad some rotting brussle sprouts....place a pork chop in the compost heap for 3 hours, after that, had some black paint,(gloss) then get some second hand shoes(unwashed) place with 2 onz of mouse droppings in the barrell now add the slops from all the tea from the local cafe. When it starts to smell, take the skin from a dead ferret, soak in some 3 day red wine(dry) Once the bubbles start to appear, add all the contents to a cement mixer....rotate for several hours...This is the tricky bit! The next thing to do is fire a beam of sodium light from an irridium chip at the contents, then await the miricle to happen! Befor you very eyes, cards seem to appear from the substance you have just cooked up! BINGO ... YOU HAVE JUST CREATED YOUR VERY OWN RNG....Now depending on how you mixed this ingredience greatly effects the stability of your RNG... Now off you run and start ya own poker sites!
    Posted by Frank53
    LMAO xx
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited December 2011
    In Response to online poker:
    Ive heard and read a lot on this site about poker softwhare! Whats all the fuss about! Its so simple! Take an emty barrel...ad some rotting brussle sprouts....place a pork chop in the compost heap for 3 hours, after that, had some black paint,(gloss) then get some second hand shoes(unwashed) place with 2 onz of mouse droppings in the barrell now add the slops from all the tea from the local cafe. When it starts to smell, take the skin from a dead ferret, soak in some 3 day red wine(dry) Once the bubbles start to appear, add all the contents to a cement mixer....rotate for several hours...This is the tricky bit! The next thing to do is fire a beam of sodium light from an irridium chip at the contents, then await the miricle to happen! Befor you very eyes, cards seem to appear from the substance you have just cooked up! BINGO ... YOU HAVE JUST CREATED YOUR VERY OWN RNG....Now depending on how you mixed this ingredience greatly effects the stability of your RNG... Now off you run and start ya own poker sites!
    Posted by Frank53
    Mmmm  RNG    Right Nice Gunge
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  • Frank53Frank53
    edited December 2011
    In Response to Re: online poker:
    In Response to online poker : Mmmm  RNG    Right Nice Gunge
    Posted by logdon
    Or ........
    Rubbish Number Generater
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  • grantorinograntorino
    edited December 2011
    I see your decade of studying online poker softwhare has finally uncovered the truth

    Welcome to area 51 Frank, you will feel right at home here
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  • pod1pod1
    edited December 2011
    definatly a more entertaining read than most of the posts in here. probably filled with more facts to!!!
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  • Frank53Frank53
    edited December 2011
    In Response to Re: online poker:
    I see your decade of studying online poker softwhare has finally uncovered the truth Welcome to area 51 Frank, you will feel right at home here
    Posted by grantorino
    And this is where i new you would be! ( £&*%$ )
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited December 2011
      Where did OP go!  was he full of the Christmas Cheer and now sobered up, slightly embarrassed.   "Don't be Frank",  you will go down in the annuals of History and into the Area 51 "Hall of Fame" being one of the Top Posters of all time! even above Sporny.  In future,  anyone Questioning the validity of the Sky RNG will be directed to your explanation.    Hooray ?   You've been very Frank.!
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  • Frank53Frank53
    edited December 2011
    In Response to Re: online poker:
    Frank where are you.?
    Posted by logdon
    Here....in mind but not soul!
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