TAKE A TIP, LEAVE A TIP

IrishWOLF

Never fry bacon whilst naked

IrishWOLF

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Take a tip and leave a tip,, anyone is welcome to contribute to this. From long term pro's to new beginners,, meh, even a presenter or 2.

Hopefully we can build up a huge amount of tips for all to view..

Have fun ,,

I'll start,,

Visualise weighting scales when in a hand (( OUTS vs POT SIZE and bet placed ))

scotty77

don't visualise weighing scales, and just think of the numbers instead.

BlackFish3

Always consider risk vs reward

scrumdown

always  look  both  ways  when  crossing  the  road

scrumdown

dont  smoke  in  bed

Grimstar30

In Response to Re: TAKE A TIP, LEAVE A TIP:

don't visualise weighing scales, and just think of the numbers instead.
Posted by scotty77

Class lol

Watch the players, and bully the weak ones who will fold to any raise...

apollo_11

Don't play with scared money.

webby234

dont play with me, you will lose. LOL only kidding

rome wasnt built in a day!

Hale72

Never chase a straight or flush draw unless there are at least 3 players in the pot.

It is very rare tho odds make it worthwhile.

unknown_username

Don't eat yellow snow

Never. ever bring up the subject of steam trains on this forum


Be a sniper not a machine gunner

NoseyBonk

Never throw water on a fat fire, it'll take your face off.


* may have stolen that one from some bloke

diablo_pez

never stare at noseybonk for longer than 3 seconds

Hale72

In Response to Re: TAKE A TIP, LEAVE A TIP:

Never fry bacon whilst naked
Posted by diablo_pez

Best tip ever!!

I fried bacon once whilst wearing a dressing gown one sunday morning, not long after I was married.
 
A loose thread on my sleeve caught on the gas ring and being made of terry towelling the thing caught fire faster that Michael Jacksons hair. Soon the flames were all over the back. If you have ever seen a terry towelling gown go up, the flames are tiny but spread super fast.

Hubby got me on the floor rolled me about and was trying to rip the thing off me. If ever anyone had been looking through the window, I'm sure he would have got arrested for sexual assualt!

diablo_pez

Was the bacon ok?

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: TAKE A TIP, LEAVE A TIP:

never stare at noseybonk for longer than 3 seconds
Posted by diablo_pez

You can't resist it. Nobody can.

loonytoons

Always hide your razors from the missus

clueless10

A men only tip.
Under no circumstances let your other half know if you win, that is unless you enjoy being dragged around the shops spending your well-earned winnings and never ever let her know how much you've lost unless you enjoy the silence and sleeping on the couch.

Gavinxxxx

Be kind to others....... send me money

IRISHROVER

never ever never ever ever ever  panic if u get a bad run in poker ,


patience  , patience , patience and then more patience .

FlutNush

Don't allow yourself to become superstitious. It's unlucky.

Gavinxxxx

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Never start watching Hollyoaks...bad storyline but still hard to turn off
Posted by MrMagooo

I shamefully agree

FlutNush

Top Tip: Cotton buds make excellent dumbbells for your pet hamster. They'll be easy for the little critter to lift, and he won't bruise his hind paws if he accidentally drops them during exercise.

Gavinxxxx

In Response to Re: TAKE A TIP, LEAVE A TIP:

Top Tip: Cotton buds make excellent dumbbells for your pet hamster. They'll be easy for the little critter to lift, and he won't bruise his hind paws if he accidentally drops them during exercise.
Posted by FlutNush

Harry hamster is going to be happy at xmas then thats one prezzie sorted =D

nirvana29

i dont think any1 wants any of my tips lol.

Urdadi

Don't tell the boss you are not working late because you are going to play Bounty Hunter.

unknown_username

In Response to Re: TAKE A TIP, LEAVE A TIP:

A men only tip. Under no circumstances let your other half know if you win, that is unless you enjoy being dragged around the shops spending your well-earned winnings and never ever let her know how much you've lost unless you enjoy the silence and sleeping on the couch.
Posted by clueless10

bin sleepin on the couch for a few weeks now lol

Urdadi

if the service is no good then Don't leave a tip. 
if the service IS good leave 10%
if the waiter / waitress is good looking and the service is good leave 10% and your phone number
tip - don't let your better half see you though - doesn't go down well with the better half.

ouch - sorry dear removing that last line.

namesb0nd

i always advise people never to give advice

epwb

dont bet on threelegged horses     .also dont bet into the chipleader