Hiring someone to click my mouse?

beaneh

Haro sky

Would this be acceptable?

I want to finish the bonus for this month  but my arms are ruined and it hurts to use the mouse for any length of time.

Is there anything in the TandC's that says I can't have someone else clicking the mouse for me?! ldo they'd have to be under my direction.

Poker_Fail

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Haro sky Would this be acceptable? I want to finish the bonus for this month  but my arms are ruined and it hurts to use the mouse for any length of time. Is there anything in the TandC's that says I can't have someone else clicking the mouse for me?! ldo they'd have to be under my direction.
Posted by beaneh

|I'm your guy, £25 an hour +coffee breaks, see you tomorrow at 11am

beaneh

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In Response to Hiring someone to click my mouse? : |I'm your guy, £25 an hour +coffee breaks, see you tomorrow at 11am
Posted by Poker_Fail

loool

I have a good flask, and make good hot drinks!

if you're in london and willing to work for 1/10 that price we're on!

Poker_Fail

ermmm I'm in Devon, but willing to commute, make it £2.50/Hr + Coffee AND Cake and you got yoself a deal

pod1

i will do it for 10 % of winnings across the board :-)

paige55

i think richard orford will do that for you :):).and no pay needed

ACEGOONER

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In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse? : loool I have a good flask, and make good hot drinks! if you're in london and willing to work for 1/10 that price we're on!
Posted by beaneh

Mmmm thats not even min wage, tight wad. I'll do it for £50k + car allowance, pension, death in service and private medical insurance. PMI is clearly something you need!

Poker_Fail

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i will do it for 10 % of winnings across the board :-)
Posted by pod1

So basically -£20 an hour?

^That's a good offer Beanehhhhhh

kaymac

Just send me your details, I'll do it remotely ..............

GLifUlose

" in the TandC's"

i lol'd

beaneh

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Just send me your details, I'll do it remotely ..............
Posted by kaymac

ah tyty you are too kind.

Will happily coach whilst I tell people what button to click, also start time would not be early, i'm never up before midday.

IDONKCALLU

i have a answer to this try and use ya feet  

AcidMan27

Or get 24 iPads. One table on each and away you go.

You'd probably last a week before you got rsi in your fingers.

The_Don90

ill do it if you pay for my internet for 2 years and coach me on multitabling poker. and a 50/50 stake deal for one month.

Edit: I also require travel and accomodation expenses. I accept all cardboard box houses for a night and horse back travel

GREGHOGG

don will misclick too much imo

I would defo be good at the clicking... Fold, Fold, Fold, Fold, random drunken 3 bet, Fold, Fold, pick up aces and raise, and do an all in double up..... Fold Fold fold, random drunken cold 5 bet ship with 10 high.. Fold Fold Fold... call a raise with 22, flop a set and stack someone who had KK. Fold Fold fold Fold... pass out...

Thats how i play anyway lol

beaneh

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ill do it if you pay for my internet for 2 years and coach me on multitabling poker. and a 50/50 stake deal for one month. Edit: I also require travel and accomodation expenses. I accept all cardboard box houses for a night and horse back travel
Posted by The_Don90

for a small sum per hour + coaching whilst you click for me then ok. Internet/rando staking is a no...

I have a bed spare that would fit a small scottish person, trains are expensive but needs must. If you can get here tomorrow you're on  

(I am not joking, if you want to pm me we can discuss more... you just need to be free from now till just before the end of jan).

beaneh

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don will misclick too much imo I would defo be good at the clicking... Fold, Fold, Fold, Fold, random drunken 3 bet, Fold, Fold, pick up aces and raise, and do an all in double up..... Fold Fold fold, random drunken cold 5 bet ship with 10 high.. Fold Fold Fold... call a raise with 22, flop a set and stack someone who had KK. Fold Fold fold Fold... pass out... Thats how i play anyway lol
Posted by GREGHOGG

if you can make me win ai pre and make sets, you're on no matter how drunken you are mr hogg!

bigflop1

with technology these days, i doubt a voice activated system is far away.. ie through somthing like xbox kinect!! because of this beaneh i will not apply for the job.. i want job security and do not want it to take my job in a few months!!

bigflop1

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with technology these days, i doubt a voice activated system is far away.. ie through somthing like xbox kinect!! because of this beaneh i will not apply for the job.. i want job security and do not want it to take my job in a few months!!
Posted by bigflop1

it = I.T

aussie09

hi beaneh... is that a euphemism?

beaneh

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In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse? : it = I.T
Posted by bigflop1

loool

it's only a short term position mr floppington.

beaneh

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hi beaneh... is that a euphemism?
Posted by aussie09

I giggled like a dirty old man when I read this.

so who knows maybe (if ya want it to aussie)

-Typhoon-

Defo best "idea for a thread" award imo :-)

Happy hunting

RICHORFORD

Let me know what response you get, Beaneh, as I'm looking to hire Tom Dwan to click my mouse for me.

I will be directing him of course. Just very quietly, that's all.

Like, in my mind.

Tom I'm sure will do his best to read my mind, but in the meantime I rather hope he'll click on what he thinks might be the best play.

You know, to save time.

I'm sure that's allowed...

;-)

RICHORFORD

PS- Does it cost much to hire Tom Dwan?

And will he be willing to play some £5 DYMs do you think?

beaneh

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PS- Does it cost much to hire Tom Dwan? And will he be willing to play some £5 DYMs do you think?
Posted by RICHORFORD

He is £4.35 an hour as long as you keep him in Tetleys.

I'm looking for an obedient button clicker not one who can think for themselves.

When I say raise 72o utg I really dont want them folding lol

RICHORFORD

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In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse? : He is £4.35 an hour as long as you keep him in Tetleys. I'm looking for an obedient button clicker not one who can think for themselves. When I say raise 72o utg I really dont want them folding lol
Posted by beaneh

Lol. I suddenly have this image of you as a Captain Kirk figure lounging in a swivel chair on the Starship Enterprise issuing instructions to hundreds of underlings around you, each with their own screen with Sky Poker tables on it.

"Raise, fold, check, min-bet, 3x, all-in, limp, check, check, check, jam, dwell, and value bet. Lieutenant Uhura, Cash 4 Points status please..."

beaneh

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In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse? : Lol. I suddenly have this image of you as a Captain Kirk figure lounging in a swivel chair on the Starship Enterprise issuing instructions to hundreds of underlings around you, each with their own screen with Sky Poker tables on it. "Raise, fold, check, min-bet, 3x, all-in, limp, check, check, check, jam, dwell, and value bet. Lieutenant Uhura, Cash 4 Points status please..."
Posted by RICHORFORD

I'm more of a Richard Sharpe, i'm looking for a Harper to act as my number two, he just needs a volley gun imo!

Machka

If this was allowable(*) then surely it would be a crash course in +EV multitabling at its finest(#).  Someone should jump at this opportunity!(**)

* which I doubt

# no sarcasm intended

** see *

pod1

just take the human touch out of it all together, im sure someone has a bot you could burrow

beaneh

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If this was allowable(*) then surely it would be a crash course in +EV multitabling at its finest(#).  Someone should jump at this opportunity!(**) * which I doubt # no sarcasm intended ** see *
Posted by Machka

first I need someone to help me with the astericks! 

I think for anyone with an interest in poker it would be hugely beneficial. 

My requirements are pretty unusual so get pm'ing lol