A little joke for the evening

darich

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.

The farmer was due to deliver the donkey to Paddy the following day.

The next day the farmer meets Paddy and tells him he's very sorry but the donkey has died

"Well let me have my money back" says Paddy

"I can't do that said the farmer, I've spent it already"

"oh dear" says Paddy "Well bring me the dead donkey then" 

"Are you sure - what will you do with it?"

"I'll raffle it"

"You can't raffle a dead donkey"

"Sure I can - watch me"

A month later the farmer meets Paddy and asks him what happened with the donkey.

"I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898"

"Weren't the people annoyed" asked the farmer.

"Only the guy with the winning ticket, so I gave him his £2 back"

Paddy now works for the Bank of Scotland ;-)

keep smiling!!

apollo_11

Very Good Darich. Only our friends from across the water could make a profit there.

namesb0nd

haha,awesome!

webby234

very funny, i enjoyed that

epwb

nice one . have you heard the one about the man who went to the doctors complaining he had a strawberry stuck up his bum.the doctor said dont worry ive got some cream for that

chirker

great,my kid's loved that one.

nirvana29

hahaha, ive bin thinkin bout postin jokes, there prolly all too rude though.

IRISHROVER

picture this ,

a old couple watching tv one night ,

the old boy says " we have been married now for  55 years ,

and i worry what will happen you when i die" ,

the very suffering old dear that's put up with him for so long   says ,

  "i will probably be acquitted."

Gavinxxxx

In Response to A little joke for the evening:

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer was due to deliver the donkey to Paddy the following day. The next day the farmer meets Paddy and tells him he's very sorry but the donkey has died "Well let me have my money back" says Paddy "I can't do that said the farmer, I've spent it already" "oh dear" says Paddy "Well bring me the dead donkey then"  "Are you sure - what will you do with it?" "I'll raffle it" "You can't raffle a dead donkey" "Sure I can - watch me" A month later the farmer meets Paddy and asks him what happened with the donkey. "I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898" "Weren't the people annoyed" asked the farmer. "Only the guy with the winning ticket, so I gave him his £2 back" Paddy now works for the Bank of Scotland ;-) keep smiling!!
Posted by darich

Genius !