Did you just say what I think you said.!!

logdon

 Yes,  he did in a round about way. ?  


About a Neighbour;    She's got two P ussy's and I've stroked both of them.?

Old Lady across the Road;    She's well Traveled.! Been round the World more times than an Astronaut.      

 Plump X Friend;     First time three people got into one dress. !

spornybol

my wife f@rts so bad that when were in bed the covers go 6ft in the air

spornybol

In Response to Re: Did you just say what I think you said.!!:

The Richter Scale metre reading from next doors bed room measured earthquake imminent.!!
Posted by logdon

that was not from next door, it was the wife here in eastbourne

paige55

MY HUSBAND CAME HOME FROM WORK,AND I SAID WHERE IS YOUR BAG,HE SAID I HAVE LEFT IT IN MY VAN.I SAID NO I,M STOOD RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU :):):)

VespaPX

Novice female military controller to US bomber leaving radar coverage, forgetting the correct terminology… “You are entering my dark area”
USB: “WHOOPEE!”

lozgo