u should be on britains got talent u have a natural gift u dnt mean to be funny but u are better then that boring latvian comedian that was on there Posted by IDONKCALLU
Steady ! ...... before he gets to big headed, he was only just a tad better. ? lol hugs xxxx
heres a joke donut a long 1 hope ya like One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says "Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you..."
Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for God to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like God and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.
The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.
Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says "Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!"
The nun agrees but asks if they can have an al sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says "Surpise, its me the Hippie!"
The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says "Surprise, its me the bus driver
In Response to Re: Donut64s Video Blogs! : Glad you liked it and the monkey is also glad you liked it but Basil is still sulking I didnt take is advice! Posted by Donut64
Don't know if this is a improvement Donut ..... from talking to yourself ..... to talking to Puppets. lol ;o)
In Response to Re: Donut64s Video Blogs! : Don't know if this is a improvement Donut ..... from talking to yourself ..... to talking to Puppets. lol ;o) Posted by logdon
The monkey is not a puppet he is me friend and adviser! :P Only kidding it was just a vehicle to express more than one train of thought! Well thats what the monkey said after reading your post, anyway!
In Response to Re: Donut64s Video Blogs! : The monkey is not a puppet he is me friend and adviser! :P Only kidding it was just a vehicle to express more than one train of thought! Well thats what the monkey said after reading your post, anyway! Posted by Donut64
You've been spotted wandering round Toys R Us talking to the Animals. Tad sad ....... Vlad would be impressed.! Mmm I think your trying to tell us Basil Brush is your old moustache and you've got Monkey for Brains, have you had cravings for Banana's lately.????
It was v funny, lol. But, would be better if we could see your screen/cards too! (cam studio/camtasia free trial ftw) Posted by DOHHHHHHH
Dont want all my secrets of how bad I play being seen! Plus I didnt want to show other peoples play without there permission! One thing I did learn is I should listen to the monkey more! :P
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Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for God to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like God and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.
The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.
Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says "Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!"
The nun agrees but asks if they can have an al sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says "Surpise, its me the Hippie!"
The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says "Surprise, its me the bus driver
What's in that Pepsi can? haha ;-)
Keep the vids coming!
Mmm I think your trying to tell us Basil Brush is your old moustache and you've got Monkey for Brains, have you had cravings for Banana's lately.????
Dont You want me baby by Donut64 guest staring Monkeyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtDsuEqiRvc&feature=youtu.be