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edited November 2009 in The Shed
 definitions 
Definitions an what things really mean!
A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone box wall -- and his wife answers.Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did!BOSS:  Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are earlyEXPERIENCE : The name men give to their mistakes

NAIL POLISH: Part of an assortment of make-up items such as lipstick, eyeliner, blush etc. which ironically make Mom look better while making her young daughter look "like a tramp."

OPPORTUNIST:  A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

SECRET:  Something you tell to one person at a time.

WRINKLES:  Something other people have. You have character lines.

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