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What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary

margatemafmargatemaf
edited November 2009 in The Shed
John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pi**ed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday!.
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  • Any2SuitedAny2Suited
    edited November 2009
    Classic jokes margate have you a)just completed a typing course.
                                               b)just received a huge joke book.
                                          or     c)trapped somewhere with just a laptop for company.
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  • margatemafmargatemaf
    edited November 2009
    HHmmmm can i phone a friend on that one lol?? i just know a lot of let your hair down websites. thought i'd inject a bit of humor into the shed ;)
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