Sunday Night Live with Rich Orford and Redmond Lee!

aussie09

"Nice pot Richard but your partner's just been on the phone.  She says,

'Leave whatever you're doing and come home now.  Baby's crying, I'm hungry, it's your turn to change the nappies.  Oh, and see if you can actually bring in some chips for once.' "


 

aussie09

Angela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkosy discuss debt restructuring with the Greek Prime Minister.

 

 

logdon

  Fiddler hits the roof he thought he was a Rich man.

GREGHOGG

Rich rivers a miracle card, gathers in his chips, and starts to build a tower with them.

The Tower inevitably collapsed shortly afterwards, but he was ok after reasurance from tikay that Rich is a giant fish and wouldnt win the mtt.

Talon

Rich is obviouly thinking.

 Right i have this all sewn up now and with the wife having the obligatory 50% of my action and me cunningly selling Tikay 70% for a quid i should be a millionnaire soon.

JockBMW

Tower:  "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SEAT"

AcidMan27

"right chaps, now what do I do with these round discy things?"

kaymac

"And if I put my hands on the table like this, I can photo-shop some chips in later!!"

unknown_username

You're right to keep your hands on those chips Rich!
The last time the old guy and his mate were caught on camera.
Anna Fowler's shoes/purse went missing!

Poker_Fail

"SPT bouncers ready to rough up Orford after he steals a pile of chips"

unknown_username

Rich says " See Tikay, Yoyo ( Julian Thew ) was right 2 8 off is a preflop monster in a 6 ring game "

unknown_username

Phil Heald say's " Rich after your latest major win, how does it feel to be installed as the bookies favourite for the W.S.O.P main event? "

(Tikay looks on in awe at the great man!" )

IDONKCALLU

did u ask some 1 else to borrow there chips rich just for the cameras surely they cant be yours  

unknown_username

Hey Rich, Is there any chance of a seat even if its for Quantity rather than Quality of captions!!  

At least that would give me something better to do with my time lol

Mike

ps. As my mother used to say "If you don't ask you dont get"

steelrod

In Response to Sunday Night Live with Rich Orford and Redmond Lee!:

This weekend on 865 and there’s another big 5 hour live show on the card.   Sunday night from 7 - forget Jedward, and move over Bennifer, because there’s a new name-amalgamation in town…   RICHMOND! Or should that be Redford?   Or should that be OrfLee, as in Awfully? Hmm, don’t answer that question…   Either way, Richard Orford and Redmond Lee are your hosts for the whole night and here’s what we have for you…   7pm-8pm  – We’ll have live Mastercash coverage and take a look ahead to Sunday’s big games   8pm-9pm  – Analyse My Play – My play on the Mastercash tables this weekend gets the Redmond treatment. Tikay confessed to my greatness on last week’s show. ;-) Will Reds be as lenient?   9pm-10pm  – Poker School – We’ll spend an hour watching players play large pocket pairs in STTs   10pm-11pm  – Top of Sky Poker – there’ll be coverage of Sunday night’s Viva Las Vegas Semi Final   11pm-12pm  – Sky Poker Highlights – and we round off the night with coverage of Sunday’s £10K GTD Primo   So- we’re looking for your hand requests from the two tournaments above plus any Mastercash tables and any thoughts/hands on our Poker School subject of playing big pocket pairs in STTs.   And for a chance to win a free seat into next Thursday night’s 12K Bounty Hunter main event, stick a comedy caption on this..! It was taken at the SPT Grand Final at Dusk Till Dawn last year, and is a bit of a collector’s item- a rare photo of me with a lot of chips!   To the left of the picture is SPT’s Phil Heald, who was a guest in the show the other night.   And to the right is, who else but, Tikay, come to give me a rubdown. In fact, I’m pretty sure it was him who splashed my chips all over the baize.   So, what’s the caption? Post them on here, along with everything else!   We start at 7pm Sunday night - and we’ll see you there!
Posted by RICHORFORD

i know my chip is here somewhere,help me guys

steelrod

MY CHIP IS HERE SOMEWHERE,HELP ME GUYS

steelrod

tk says to rich, what are you doing in my seat

steelrod

sorry TK i will stack them back up for you.

Kiwini4u

"OK I know you do a lot of shows together but those are Redmonds chips not yours"

IDONKCALLU

SO LADS THATS HOW U WIN ALL THE CHIPS WITH 2 7 PLAY THEM LIKE ACES IN YOUR EYE TIKAY AND CHAP

Archangel

'Urr, if he wins I have to go through with that devils 3 some prop bet with Davina and Branson.'

'Shut it, Frankie say's relax.'

unknown_username

Phil Tony & Rich demonstrate three steps to poker elightenment
Chip Chat
Chip wreck
&
Chip stack

Red_King

Phil calls over Tikay to resolve a problem,
as Rich has sat in his chair after the break.



Edit: name amalgamation = FORDMONDeo

Machka

"I knew sitting in front of Jamie Burland's chips would give us enough 'filler' material for the first 2 hours of the show".

Swog

"When i said steal blinds i didnt mean literally".

unknown_username

Thats the third time ive counted them and there is still 2 missing !

I see one in your ear Rich and i think Phil has spotted the other !


Have a good show guys

Daz

RICHORFORD

Excellent entries, one and all.

Looking forward to tonight's show with Mr. Lee.

Still time to get your captions and of course, we could do with some hands to show tonight. So fire them in from MAstercahs tables today plus the main event once that gets going.

Let's see if we can have an all-request show like the Primo one the other week!

Darntootin

Have a good show tonight guys.

As to the photo, I see that you are a dab hand at photoshop, Rich.

IDONKCALLU

did u sneek in your own poker set rich and whilst no 1 was looking put loads of chips on ya table lol 

TommyD

Caption Comp:

No money in Pog, everybody's solid.