Macdonalds application form

margatemaf

This is allegedly an actual job application a 16 year old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Australia. A pparently and they hired him because he was so honest and funny.NAME: Peter BealeDESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.EDUCATION: Yes.LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility.SALARY: Less than I’m worth.MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "do you have a car that runs?"HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising

Gavinxxxx

Lmao i have got to try this one out, no doubt that the grumpy boss's in this country wont find the funny side tho lol

NoseyBonk

Just pop into your local 'restaurant' (cough) and pick up a form. A few of us did it at work for a laugh. I can't remember what answers we put except MOST NOTICABLE ACHIEVEMENT which was "Collecting all 300 hidden orbs on Xbox game Crackdown"

Ozzie08

Quality stuff, fun times ahead at mcdonalds with this joker

borobabe09

lol, 10 out of 10 for effort & honesty i suppose.
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labrat64

can't believe he got the job. Obviously over qualified for Macdonald's

nirvana29

lol, education, yes

margatemaf

This was my favourite bit!!

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility.

scrumdown

do  i  foward    my  cv  to  margatemaf  or  shall i  send it direct  if  i  get  the  job   hope  i get  traval  expences

apollo_11

Well over quailifed for McDonalds.
My favourite answer.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

Quality answers all the way though.