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a joke a day keeps depression away
hey guys,there has been a lot of joke sharing in "the shed" recently so i though i would make a thread dedicated to jokes where you can come back and leave a new one every day,i'll start:
4 ducks get arrested and they are being booked at the police station.
Custody sergant:"name"
Duck 1:"Duck 1"
Custody sergant:"why were you arrested?"
Duck 1:"blowing bubbles in the pond"
Custody sergant:"next"
Custody sergant:"name?"
Duck 2:"duck 2"
CS:"why were you arrested?"
Duck2:"blowing bubbles in the pond"
CS:next
CS:"name?"
Duck 3:"duck 3"
CS:"why were you arrested?"
duck 3"blowing bubbles in the pond"
CS:next
CS:name?...no let me guess...duck 4?"
Duck:"no...bubbles!"
4 ducks get arrested and they are being booked at the police station.
Custody sergant:"name"
Duck 1:"Duck 1"
Custody sergant:"why were you arrested?"
Duck 1:"blowing bubbles in the pond"
Custody sergant:"next"
Custody sergant:"name?"
Duck 2:"duck 2"
CS:"why were you arrested?"
Duck2:"blowing bubbles in the pond"
CS:next
CS:"name?"
Duck 3:"duck 3"
CS:"why were you arrested?"
duck 3"blowing bubbles in the pond"
CS:next
CS:name?...no let me guess...duck 4?"
Duck:"no...bubbles!"
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