best line yet

chrisbhoy · November 2009

in the middle of the affordable deepstack which is coming upto 2 hours now and my misses just walked in and asked me why can't i last 2 hours with her like at poker? lol
does any1 know how to answer that without having them chopped off??

COCASIRF · November 2009

lol.......You can always say that if you got paid for lasting longer you might be able too

diablo_pez · November 2009

tell her to get back into the kitchen

COCASIRF · November 2009

In Response to Re: best line yet:

tell her to get back into the kitchen
Posted by diablo_pez

lol....very funny

chrisbhoy · November 2009

hahaha seriously she cant cook!!
that wouldkill me. she is pretty though so i let her off lol

COCASIRF · November 2009

What about the ironing....lol

Aski · November 2009

Tell her its because you have a short stack and thus you have to shove a lot earlier than when playing poker

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oynutter · November 2009

tell her that poker is so boring compared to her--when you're with her you get so overwhelmingly excited when you shove all in that you just blow your whole stack, without even getting called!!

Hale72 · November 2009

Tell her that you only last that long because you have had nothing in your hand.

A premium starting hand that gets bust out early is what you have got with your good lady.

loonytoons · November 2009

Tell her that your relationship has become stale, she's rubbish in bed, she's put on a bit of weight and her personal hygene is putting you off that should do the trick - tell me how you get on.

SirFrank · November 2009

In Response to best line yet:

in the middle of the affordable deepstack which is coming upto 2 hours now and my misses just walked in and asked me why can't i last 2 hours with her like at poker? lol does any1 know how to answer that without having them chopped off??
Posted by chrisbhoy

tell her that bouncing up and down for 2 hours is much harder work than clicking on a mouse! Oh and you might get paid for playing poker !