Too many ducks

unknown_username

I played in a deepy tonight and there were 2's everywhere, well to be exact they were all in my hands. I counted at least 20 different 2's. I know someone will say I'm imagining it but it's true. There were definitely too many two's too be true. And I had witnesses. It's not right,,,,something is just not right.

unknown_username

I've just checked my hand history and there were a lot of 6's as well. What a fiddle

MAXALLY

In Response to Re: Too many ducks:

I've just checked my hand history and there were a lot of 6's as well. What a fiddle
Posted by elsadog

It was probably 6 of one.......and 2 of the other.....

unknown_username

Hmm good theory but no I know what I saw

BANDICOOT

2 & 6  tikay is trying to convert you to predecimalisation

unknown_username

Stop it this is a serious software problem

BANDICOOT

now if youre serious check how many time you were dealt q2 and come back to me

unknown_username

I am a proficient duck counter and duck counting isn't easy.......try it yourself.........


Question:

If there's 2 ducks in front of a duck, and 2 ducks behind a duck, and there's a duck in the middle.....how many ducks are there?

BANDICOOT

you are quackers elsadog

but my guess is 3

unknown_username

You are good enough to be an official duck auditor sir.

BANDICOOT

To much time spent in Aylesbury unfortunately

unknown_username

..........and being a coot you are related

BANDICOOT

but at least that beats spending time is Cookham and Bourne End counting sygnets cobbs and pens

BANDICOOT

that reminds me i must educate Mr Kendal as he thinks i am a bow legged old man of dubious sexual preferance, as im sure he knows nothing of 1990's computer games.

unknown_username

Anyhow you've diverted me from a serious problem with the deck here. (Typical area51 tactics) It should be officially audited and the number of 2's in the deck formally ratified by the auditors. I know I had far too many tonight. Has anyone else had a problem like this. We should gather as many examples of the over abundant ducks and present it to management.

BANDICOOT

as state earlier this is my favourite question

how many time do you get dealt Q 2 ?

 i have had this hand dealt so many times in various games it is just tooooo random .......

BANDICOOT

sorry 2 random ......

unknown_username

That's strange because Q's were in short supply tonight but my 2's were regularly dealt with 6's and 9's. I have a theory about them too. I think they are the same cards but the dealer is flipping them. The evidence is building up for sure. I think they have sustituted the 9's for 6's and replaced them with 2's.

BANDICOOT

there is obviously an anti duck league coming to the fore ,

now you know why the old rifle ranges at fair grounds always had ducks travelling along a rail at the back

every one wants to get rid of the duck ..

so the rng is passing them away in an attempt save them from the gun frats,

it must be open season for ducks

unknown_username

Good theory.....keep 'em coming. Tikay will probably pooh pooh it but we have the evidence.

BANDICOOT

you need a mind cleanse to remove all doubt

go to ASK TIKAY page 9 scroll to bottom of page .. and stare deeply into those eyes,

do not exceed 3 mins and all will be well. go beyond that and you will ,  like me,  be trapped in area 51

BANDICOOT

oh dear too late now you are stuck here

scrumdown

how  many  cards    were  u  delt  in that  hand   elsadog   20   unreal

SolarCarro

Pocket 2's saved me in the Lee100 deepie tonight

Flopped a set, doubled up against Kiwini's pocket 6's (sorry mate) and went on to cash in 8th place.

Thank you little duckies!


Dave

Talon

  I must say that i object to this whole thread. As a duck myself i find it offensive that me and mine are being targetted in this way.
  Please refrain from picking on us ducks
  Thank you

NoseyBonk

QUACK QUACK OOPS

Sky_Rich

a bit off topic here but hey.... the title of this thread reminds me of a certain 'lemon jelly' track.


all the ducks are swimming in the water

fal der ral der ral do


....just me then

NoseyBonk

It reminded me of DLT's radio show, hence the above lol

loonytoons

In Response to Re: Too many ducks:

I am a proficient duck counter and duck counting isn't easy.......try it yourself......... Question: If there's 2 ducks in front of a duck, and 2 ducks behind a duck, and there's a duck in the middle.....how many ducks are there?
Posted by elsadog

Is it not 5 or am i being quackers?

  Duck                    Duck

              Duck

  Duck                    Duck

See two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle so how is it three??

PILLOWMAN

In Response to Re: Too many ducks:

In Response to Re: Too many ducks : Is it not 5 or am i being quackers?   Duck                    Duck               Duck   Duck                    Duck See two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle so how is it three??
Posted by loonytoons

LOOK FROM LAST DUCK , THEN FROM FIRST DUCK

loonytoons

In Response to Re: Too many ducks:

In Response to Re: Too many ducks : LOOK FROM LAST DUCK , THEN FROM FIRST DUCK
Posted by PILLOWMAN

Na sorry i must be thick m8 lol