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Yes, being over 50 does have its advantages... one for tikay methinks;)
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.
9. You can live without s e x (but not without glasses).
10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with the elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
21. You can't remember who sent you this.
Comments
Being able to get you car into the garage!
Always have 3 tomatoes ripening on the kitch window cill ...no matter what time of the year it is!
A torch that always works!
Not a weed in site!
A pot of poeperrie on the living room window cill !
Never run out of tea,coffee, or milk!
Always welcome unanounced visitors!
Have at least two suits!
And there is always a few quid laying on the mantlepiece!
Normally there is a half completed jigsaw on the dining room table!
No, hairs ..or toast crumbs in the butter!
A dog that dosnt smell!
Always plenty of coat hangers ...for guests who stay over!
A fish pond thats as clear as crystal!
The preverbial half built model railway layout in the boarded loft!
A loft ladder that works!
A bed that never looks slept in!
A carpet that looks like a pizza!
The tellyvision with the coulor turned up to full!
A 5 yr old computor, that looks as though it was bought yesturday!
A garden path thats cleaner than most house holds!
A green house thats got every pain of glass in it!..and dosnt look green with algie!
Vairius potted plant dotted around the house!
Always have some seeds germinating in a tray under the sink!
A drain cover you can eat ya dinner off!
GOD IM A BORING OLD F@RT!