Two white so far today, one tiny brown one think its called "Brimstone" Dragonflies are out and some bee's just need the fine weather to hold ............. Mmm
Stereotypes ..................... two people screaming at each other.
Washing .......................... never ending game.
Ironing ........................... always creases me up.
Car Service engineers ..................... D ick Turpin & apprentice Ned Kelly.
Two 4 the price of one, buy one get one free, half price, 50 % off. ............ nickers they are.?
Have a nice day.! remember my Hugs are totally Free. Annie xxx
Nice song that cheered me up. You can't beat live Music and very appropriate to my conservation quest but think he's talking about his personal conquests ?
The midges are out and slugs and the snails.! Watered my plants tidied the garden and it's all looking very nice.
When push comes to shove .......... you need a new car.!
When the phone never rings ......... you need to pay the bill
When your down in the dumps ......... your at the Council Tip.
leg over ...... when the first part of a sporting event is finished. limpet .........a cat who as hurt its foot.[when it comes through cat flap its called limping in] tractor............a path that goes to the top of a hill. banshee........a lady poker player the mods have got at. sushi.............a lady poker taking mods to court. carnival..........a girl who eats meat. gruesome......things you planted in garden. lol
My age logdon it would have to be a granny smith ! gladiator...... man who consumed his wife. hell raiser.....spaniard with a good hand. patriot..........a irish uprising. carrot............seals need replacing.
bailiff .........a flavouring for stews etc last of the summer whine.......a bad beat story on the 1st of september. lord of the rings ....the top man at british telecom. cycle path ..........a deranged person.[no comments please]
flinch........a bird with a wonky eye. ping pong ...... when the elastic snaps in your pants. donkey..........professors means of entry. tripe ..... a 3 wheel cycle with a puncture. under the weather .......a miner.
banjo.............. a kangeroo the mods as got at. wallaby.....aspiring actor or singer rectum................beer belly filter........ good night better be off
Sorry i could not finish last night were tired,so i will start where i finshed,
filter.......check pressure of inner tube ! canopy....something ground staff find after celtic vs rangers. thespian.....girl who prefers other girls with a lispe. ladder.........a young male snake.
Comments
"SAD" S sun A added D deficiency
With all the rain and no sun ....... no wonder I'm sad.! Where is our Summer.?
mars bar = a pub on mars
malteeser = someone who teases malts
spinster = someone who spins sters
these are a few, YOU CAN THINK OF MANY MORE.
so lets hear them
Artificial Intelligence .......... Donk
Large Pothole .................... Reservoir
Blade Runner ...................... Shaver
Flower Pot ....................... Hippie
House Music ...................... Singing in the bath
Garage Music ..................... broken exhaust
Darning holes in socks ...... Extinct Dinosaur
Property developer ........... House work
and the next weeks forcast ???
MORE BLOODY RAIN
Stereotypes ..................... two people screaming at each other.
Washing .......................... never ending game.
Ironing ........................... always creases me up.
Car Service engineers ..................... D ick Turpin & apprentice Ned Kelly.
Two 4 the price of one, buy one get one free, half price, 50 % off. ............ nickers they are.?
Have a nice day.! remember my Hugs are totally Free. Annie xxx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Trs4hZ3MM&feature=related
The midges are out and slugs and the snails.! Watered my plants tidied the garden and it's all looking very nice.
When push comes to shove .......... you need a new car.!
When the phone never rings ......... you need to pay the bill
When your down in the dumps ......... your at the Council Tip.
Have a great evening Hugs Annie xx
limpet .........a cat who as hurt its foot.[when it comes through cat flap its called limping in]
tractor............a path that goes to the top of a hill.
banshee........a lady poker player the mods have got at.
sushi.............a lady poker taking mods to court.
carnival..........a girl who eats meat.
gruesome......things you planted in garden.
lol
Annie Banshee
gladiator...... man who consumed his wife.
hell raiser.....spaniard with a good hand.
patriot..........a irish uprising.
carrot............seals need replacing.
lol booshee
pirate Food tax.
pilot food raffle
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salesman Gigolo
Dentist Gold digger
Exchanges Second Marriages
BooBoo get vaccinated straight away there's an epidemic of Question marks in the shed.?
bailiff .........a flavouring for stews etc
last of the summer whine.......a bad beat story on the 1st of september.
lord of the rings ....the top man at british telecom.
cycle path ..........a deranged person.[no comments please]
lol
Great Man ........... Annoying Person.
Cotton ................ Light bulb Moment.
Knitting needles....... Chop sticks.
Collusion ............... Magic Pigeon.
ping pong ...... when the elastic snaps in your pants.
donkey..........professors means of entry.
tripe ..... a 3 wheel cycle with a puncture.
under the weather .......a miner.
lol
Hot Weather payment .............. Sun burn.
Doctor .......................................... Short excursion.
Toucan .......................................... Right pair.
Lego ......................................... runner runner
banjo.............. a kangeroo the mods as got at.
wallaby.....aspiring actor or singer
rectum................beer belly
filter........ good night better be off
lol
Redknapp ............. sleeping Russian.
Sunset ................... Monthly Paper subscription.
Vampire ................. burning lorry.
Strawberry ............ Wicker Hat.
Sorry i could not finish last night were tired,so i will start where i finshed,
filter.......check pressure of inner tube !
canopy....something ground staff find after celtic vs rangers.
thespian.....girl who prefers other girls with a lispe.
ladder.........a young male snake.
come on bluereid
Curtail ............. Exhaust pipe.
Infringe ............. Windy Day.
Stocking ............ Tesco.
Denmark ........... Boys
You win .......... Hugs
Tongue and groove !
LOL