legendary proverbs

margatemaf

Virginity like bubble, one p r i ck all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel c o c k y all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches a s s should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one s c r e w to fill it.

Man who drive like h e l l bound to get there.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have c r a p p y time.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget!!

brookbrid

verygood.


When someone says to you i thought this,,I thought that...

you can come back with...



YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGHT DID, DONT YOU?



they usually say no..




THOUGHT..


followed a milk cart, and THOUGHT it was a wedding,
























PI$$ED HIMSELF AND THOUGHT HE WAS SWEATING. 


First heard in the 1920's i beleive.

loonytoons

If at first you dont succeed, give up and try something else.

SirFrank

Builders have made a good e'rect!on!

skip_x

Man spends nine months trying to get out then spends rest of life trying to get back in
A friend in Need is a nuisance

margatemaf

In Response to Re: legendary proverbs:

Man spends nine months trying to get out then spends rest of life trying to get back in A friend in Need is a nuisance
Posted by skip_x

aint that the truth!!! lol like that one!!

scrumdown

lol loony   u  better  pack  poker  in then

COSMICKEN

never do card tricks for the people you play poker with

SUDDS

Nver put your hand in a bucket full of alligators

howleygan1

man who go bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.

unknown_username

A man that only takes on calm seas will not a good sailer make!
A man that does not acknowledge his mistakes will always make them!
Words only have meaning when someone listens!
A man without a woman is like a spot without an itch!
Love is the one thing you can give and still have the same amount left!
A person that only remembers bad beats will never truely enjoy poker!
Life can only be as good as you think it is!
Just because someone tells you something is a fact doesnt make it so!
Just because someone as lived a long time it does not automatically make them wise!
Just because you dont believe someone it doesnt make them a liar!
Their is often more than one correct answer to a question!

oynutter

light travels faster than sound, so a person can look bright, but then you hear them speak