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Tuesday night Live Show CH861 7pm with Fowler, Stuart Rutter and Dave Bland ****official show thread
What's up folks?
I am back in the studio with the boys again! Please join me in welcoming back Stu after his time in Vegas. Blandy will also be joining us from 8pm, to share his skills at poker analysis and limerick writing apparantly...
There's a moment that gives us a quiver
And makes some poker folks dither
they deal you a flop
the tum's next to drop
Before the plain scary river..
he would also like you to know that he is available for weddings, bah mitzvah's etc. I say don't give up the day job Dave 
Can you do better? Its our competition for tomorrow, rhyming caps on please! A free seat will be given away as usual.
Also tomorrow night:
7pm- live action from the MC tables
8pm- Ask the Expert- We will be looking at adjusting our play from online to live.
9pm- Sky Poker School sees us look at hand reading in Cash. Any questions get them in to us, or hand ids
10pm- Chat Box
11pm- Mastercash, live action.
Hope you will be tuning in tomorrow night, and look forward to hearing from you,
skyopen@bskyb.com
love and lols
A xx
Comments
My attempt at creative limerick writing:
There are players that cause me great boredom,
They talk like so many before 'em,
They don't know the rules,
And they're playing like fools,
Then they're posting their moans in the forum!!
I know boredom is an ever-so-slightly sloppy rhyme but the only thing I could think of that rhymed with forum was former U.S. Presidential candidate Rick Santorum. I couldn't figure a way to shoehorn him in there.
Sorry to hear about your troubles Stuart. At least you're back in nice, crime-free London now... erm...
Have a great show folks.
it wasn't extraordinary fun
until an analyst called Hartigan
made me feel that i was smart again
and now i understand why i won
i think it maybe all has to do with the 2.2X raise.
my Nan actually rolled this off in seconds due to her uninhibited admiration of, " the handsome hound."
her name is Helene and she served in SOE during the war.
until the age of 82 she was a chess international master and speaks 4 languages fluently
believe me she is very real
anyway great to see Stuart back fit and well
his analysis is always stimulating !!!
I thought they were a town in Ireland where Munster play Rugby!
but anyway here goes:-
Sky Poker's such fun with Ms Fowler
So professional! With just the odd howler!
Her looks are a dream
She's the Jewel of the team
No wonder poor Carlo's turned prowler!
What can you say of Stu Rutter
His advice, so good makes him stutter
Though Vegas was tough
He sure knows his stuff
He plays like a knife cutting through butter.
Sadly, appearances are rare for Dave Bland
Shame, cos there's few better at telling a hand!
When sat at the table
There's no one more able
If he raises you know that your canned!
Orford's so cool and so witty
never flinches when reading your ditty
Makes Hartigan sweat
Tikay's his pet
Can't believe he ever gets shi tty!
Looking forward to a great show tonight!
sorry to hear of Stu's misfortune in Vegas
but like Arnie "He'll be back"
Have a fun night!!!!
With bundles of cash down I plop,
My hands never match,
Always calling to catch,
I will always outdraw you on the flop.
The stacks go over the line,
His hand is flipped and so is mine,
He is way ahead on the turn,
Yet there is still one card to burn,
The river gives me a boat,
So there is no need for my coat
And all these chippies are mine
Have a great show
Kalie
I was going to get involved and fight DP's corner like Thedon has, but I can't be bothered
I started one... but can't finish it!!
there once was a great show called skypoker
with Fowler, a bit of a joker
her knowledge was poor
til she listened a lot more
erm.......
HOWEVER SHE WAS STILL SHOWN THE DOOR!!
We're looking for your hand ID's from our TV tables to show on tonight's Ask The Expert at 8pm.
Post the ID's on this thread and we'll take a look at them.
Cheers,
Louis
Hi guys,
Stuart here, really looking forward to the show tonight. We have a great guest particuraly, so hopefully the poker discussion will be really interesting tonight.
Thanks very much for everyone's concern, and good wishes, after my fairly miserable time in Vegas! I'm actually very happy to be home on safe soil, and especially to be back on the show.
I think of our small themes tonight will be the potential dangers of Vegas, but I just wanted to mention on here that I won't be going specific detail about what happened to me. There is one big reason- I'd rather my mother (big watcher of the show!) doesn't know, as I decided not to tell her at the time, for obvious reasons.
Both robberies were pretty scary to be honest, for different reasons. I definitely am happy to tell as many people as possible, because I think it's very worth people being warned that Vegas is more dangerous than it might seem to the tourist eye. The second robbery was a classic "gentle" mugging, late at night at the top of the strip, and the first one feels in hindsight the more scary one, because it left me with little feeling of "I just need to do this differently the next time."
The first night I arrived, I came from the airport, straight to the Rio, very ready for a long sleep. I locked the door, never left the room, no one ever came in to my knowledge, and in fact I fell straight to sleep. 12 hours later, I felt very refreshed to wake up after a long sleep, but then had the brutal moment of seeing a few papers over the floor, and found my bag had been strewn through, and my wallet cleaned out of the $5,000 I had changed at the airport.
I definitely regret not putting it in the safe, but it was a scary one, as it required someone (and I suspect even more now that that someone was Security) to come in to a locked room whilst I was sleeping, and go through a bag just yards from where I was sleeping.
Anyway, nearly time for the show, thanks again for the well wishes, really looking forward to tonight.
don't matter cos she's still a corker!
have a lovely evening.
onwards and upwards :-))
with Fowler, a bit of a joker
her knowledge was poor
til she listened a lot more
and now she's poker mediocre.
You're welcome. :-)
In Vegas I saw James Blunt
At a casino having a punt;
When I was putting on a bet,
I saw him cheating at roulette;
I thought 'Man, what a stunt.'