POKER INVENTIONS

Dazler

whisky was invented for poker.

Dazler

ok so i like my gadgets and it got me thinking in as im a poker player and love gadgets, what inventions can you come up with that would make poker more interesting and fun?

For instance:
How about glow in the dark poker cards and chips for when there's maybe a power cut and your out of candles, wouldn't it be fun to just have pitch blackness and all you can see is white pearly teeth and spooky playing cards hovering about in the air.

Or a poker table that's made of ice, you could slide your chips across the table and also keep your drinks chilled. Maybe add an electric shock button to the player that sucks out on you! see how often he tries it then. Or even a table with a glass top and sharks or fish swimming below it.

A virtual poker table thats just a big screen like the microsoft touch table so its playing live but digitally, it could have stats on there and adult videos to keep you entertained while your card dead.

Thats a couple lets see how creative you lot can be

aussie09

the smith and wesson 6 shooter was invented to reduce slow-rolling

booboo5205

 A boozy breath sensor installed in every sky poker players pc so you can tell whos been drinking , which can be shut down friday and saturday for maintenance. ps if logdon dont get involved with this one ill give in lol.

GREGHOGG

A Body Odour sensor installed in the poker table at a live game. If you stink, a can of deodorant will automatically dispense from the table....

failure to use the deodorant will result in a half an hour penalty where u are forced at gunpoint to take a shower!

GELDY

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A Body Odour sensor installed in the poker table at a live game. If you stink, a can of deodorant will automatically dispense from the table.... failure to use the deodorant will result in a half an hour penalty where u are forced at gunpoint to take a shower!
Posted by GREGHOGG

why so convoluted - have the water jets at the table - stinkers get an automatic washdown

anyway #1 requirement is real ale on draft - would keep me in heaven for the first few hours - and everyone else happy therafter. 

VespaPX

X - Ray Spex

paige55

just shave there armpit,s yourself greghogg,simple :):):)

booboo5205

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X - Ray Spex
Posted by VespaPX

LOL

The_Don90

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A Body Odour sensor installed in the poker table at a live game. If you stink, a can of deodorant will automatically dispense from the table.... failure to use the deodorant will result in a half an hour penalty where u are forced at gunpoint to take a shower!
Posted by GREGHOGG

I think this would be seriously useful. I think inparticularly at a day 1 of a major live event in a very poor circulated room results in most people smelling even though they showered before the event.